That is what I’m freaking talking about! While the Republicans are putting on a clinic on how to act like a teenage girl and the Democrats are begging people not to fire them, you stand up for Main Street by shouting:
“Hey!!! Can we focus on a real motha fucking issue?!?! Oh I don’t know…how about…Pirates with Nukes!!!!!”
As Somali pirates brazenly maintain their standoff with American warships off the coast of Africa, the cargo aboard one Iranian ship they commandeered is raising concerns that it may contain materials that can be used for chemical or biological weapons.
Some local officials suspect that instead of finding riches, the pirates encountered deadly chemical agents aboard the Iranian vessel.
On Aug. 21, the pirates, armed with AK-47s and rocket-propelled grenades, stole onto the decks of the merchant vessel Iran Deyanat.
They ransacked the ship and searched the containers. But in the days following the hijacking, a number of them fell ill and died, suffering skin burns and hair loss, according to reports.
The pirates were sickened because of their contact with the seized cargo, according to Hassan Osman, the Somali minister of Minerals and Oil, who met with the pirates to facilitate negotiations.
“That ship is unusual,” Osman told the Long War Journal, an online news source that covers the War on Terror. “It is not carrying a normal shipment.”
How the hell are we supposed to fight regular pirates, much less nuclear pirates?
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