Sun 14 Sep, 2008
Yesterday I broke a story about Barack Obama selling waffles with his face on the box for his campaign. Well I just learned that Obama didn’t do it. Two patriotic Americans, Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss, made these delicious waffles. Somehow the extremely liberal New York Times scored the first interview. Don’t ask how they did it but I’m sure it involved some Chinese male hooker driving a taxi full of Columbian cocaine. Just a theory. Hey..every man (excluding Jesus of course) has a price. Anyways the article reveals where Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss got their inspiration for this amazing product:
Asked if he considered the pictures of Obama on the box to be racial stereotypes, Whitlock said: ”We had some people mention that to us, but you think of Newman’s Own or Emeril’s — there are tons and tons of personality-branded food products on the market. So we’ve taken that model and, using political satire, have highlighted his policies, his position changes.”
When people ask me “Ron why do you believe in God?” I respond with a heart warming story about two men who had a dream, a dream of selling slightly racist waffles. They tried thousands of black faces on the side of different boxes. Each combination was met with failure. Until one fathiful day at a grocery store, they spotted a can of Newman’s Own. With Paul Newman’s chiseled face making sweet mind love to their frontal lobe, they won over the hearts at the christian convention Value Voters Summit with the best “slightly racist waffles” called “Obama Waffles.”
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Quisani says:
Wow! It’s about time! I’ve been craving some slightly racist waffle for forever.
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Phuck Politics says:
Same here…I bet them go good with some Aunt Jemima syrup