There you have it folks.  How can anyone work when two men are making out outside their building?  This is all apart of the “gay agenda”.  Take our money so we stop telling them how much God hates their nasty gay sex. Well I hate to tell them but this isn’t going to work.

Now if you excuse me I need to go pray. That image is seared into my head. God that’s so nasty…hey…what the heck? Why are you growing?

Oh dear…Heavenly Father I have sinned. Please don’t send me to Hell. I wasn’t thinking about those two men…I swear. I was thinking about…umm…hold on…I forgot her name……Megan….Fox. That’s it. I was thinking about Megan Fox. Ha. Now you can’t be angry at me God. By the way, great job on that woman. One of your best pieces of work in awhile.

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