Heeey now Johnny Boy. You didn’t think I was going to let you get away with this now, did you?

I’m freaking Barack Obama.  “The Truth”.  Have you not seen the polls yet? I’m not going to let you pussy out on me now. I’m going to spank your old ass in this debate.  Why do you think I’m been practicing all week?

You see Johnny McCain, I’m a leader and I’m going to do what leaders are supposed to do.  While you pat yourself on the back for announcing that you are about to lead, I will get up and speak to the American people about this situation.

Now do me a favor and get some paper and pen.  Why?  Because school is now in session.

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