Mon 29 Sep, 2008
America notched another conquest in her bedpost.
We as a people, have rising up and met the challenge head on. We told the government in a loud, deep voice,
“Yes we want to help those who are in need” and whispered, out of the corner of our mouths, “As long as they are not poor minorities. Or gays. God knows how much we hate gays.”
This is what America is about. This is what makes Her the greatest nation on the plan…
…wait…what’s that?
The bailout bill that was being voted on in the House didn’t pass? Goddammit. Those freaking Democrats. Always putting their political needs in front of the needs of the people. We should yank out every single one of them and treat them like the terrorist scum they are.
Will you quit interrupting me. I’m on a freaking roll.
You don’t say?
Man.
Well that changes everything….
McCain/Palin 08!!!!!!!!!
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