Mon 29 Sep, 2008
Do you know how I know Sarah Palin will be able to lead this great nation if McCain goes down? High school basketball champion.
That’s what sets leaders apart. They win and lead. All day. Every day. No matter what.
Tags: Democrats, I would hump her all day, Republicans, Sarah PalinMon 29 Sep, 2008
How does this man walk with balls that big?
Tags: Bailout, Huge Balls, Ron Paul, Wall StreetMon 29 Sep, 2008
America notched another conquest in her bedpost.
We as a people, have rising up and met the challenge head on. We told the government in a loud, deep voice,
“Yes we want to help those who are in need” and whispered, out of the corner of our mouths, “As long as they are not poor minorities. Or gays. God knows how much we hate gays.”
This is what America is about. This is what makes Her the greatest nation on the plan…
…wait…what’s that?
The bailout bill that was being voted on in the House didn’t pass? Goddammit. Those freaking Democrats. Always putting their political needs in front of the needs of the people. We should yank out every single one of them and treat them like the terrorist scum they are.
Will you quit interrupting me. I’m on a freaking roll.
You don’t say?
Man.
Well that changes everything….
McCain/Palin 08!!!!!!!!!
Tags: Bailout didn't work, Democrats, John McCain, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Thank God, Wall Street sucksSun 28 Sep, 2008
I need to get a pound of the finest herb and some great video games if I have to stay inside for awhile
Tags: Democrats, Marshal Law, Republicans, What is that mean, Who is MarshalSun 28 Sep, 2008
Man does it feel good helping my country. I didn’t get the chance to storm the Beaches of Normandy or help during 9-11 but today I finally get to do my part.
How?
By helping out those poor people on Wall Street. Today CNN is reporting that a deal is almost done (I think this time they mean it) which will help out out the poor CEOs:
Congressional negotiators “made great progress” toward reaching a deal on the White House’s proposed $700 billion bailout of the financial system, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said.
Under the tentative deal being finalized, the rescue program would be overseen by a board including the treasury secretary, secretary of commerce, head of the Securities and Exchange Commission and chairman of the Federal Reserve, said Sen. Kent Conrad, R-North Dakota, who heads the Senate Budget Committee.
According to Conrad, $700 billion would be disbursed in stages, with $250 billion made available immediately. In addition, the Treasury would establish an insurance program — with premiums paid by the industry — to mitigate taxpayer losses. The bill would also probably include some curbs on the compensation of executives at companies that participate.
The Bush administration is seeking authority for the Treasury to buy as much as $700 billion in troubled mortgage assets that are weighing down banks and other financial institutions in hopes of freeing up the banks to start lending again.
If enacted, it would be the most dramatic and extensive government intervention in the economy since the Great Depression. The aim is to unfreeze the credit markets — short-term lending among banks and corporations — by giving the Treasury authority to purchase bad assets from banks and other financial
I’m so excited…I’m finally helping people. I’m sure Jesus is so proud of me right now…
Tags: Bail Out, Democrats, God we are screwed, Jesus, Repbulicans, Wall StreetSun 28 Sep, 2008
They’ve hit rock bottom. SNL hasn’t been funny since Will Ferrell. That’s what you get when you let liberals running your show.
Serves them right….
Tags: Liberals, Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey, Will FerrellSat 27 Sep, 2008
