Fri 24 Oct, 2008
I’ve always wondered where the foreign stock brokers were during this crisis. Every story I see dealing with Wall Street shows the same guy.
I wonder why the foreign guy is standing outside…:
Stocks slumped Friday, but managed to end off session lows, as Wall Street joined a worldwide market slump on bets that a recession is imminent – if not already under way.
The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) fell 312 points or 3.6%. The Dow slumped as much as 504 points in the morning, recovered to within 112 points of break even and then fell back again by the close.
The Standard & Poor’s 500 (SPX) index fell 3.5% and the Nasdaq composite (COMP) slid 3.2%. Both stock gauges had posted steeper declines in the morning.
Friday’s session capped off a tough week on Wall Street near the end of a brutal month. The ongoing credit crisis, sluggish profit forecasts and falling commodity prices have all amplified recession fears, and the weakness hasn’t been limited to the United States.
Oh….I get it. That Chinese man (or Japanese, Koren, Hong Kong…shit everyone looks the same. Even white people look the same to me…I swear.) doesn’t work for Wall Street.
How do I know that? We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if he worked on Wall Street. Nope. This fuck up is us white folks.
It’s okay though. See these white people didn’t kill anyone. They just stole people’s hard earned money and gave it their rich white friends. Not one person was shot, stabbed, raped, murdered, set on fire, kicked in the nose, popped in the dick, falcon punched, or poked in the eye by these guys.
Now black people mess ups…that’s a different story.
Hey…this reminds me of a joke..you want to hear it?
Alright here it goes…
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