Fuck Joe the Plumber.

Fuck it…I’m not going to call him that.  You don’t call me Ron the Blogger.  Or Pam the Porn Star.  Or Bill the Drug Dealer Down the Street Who Won’t Return Calls.

Fuck Joe in his pale white ass. Why is he on my goddamn TV all the time? I don’t want to hear his option. If I want to hear a plumber’s option I would ask the one elbow deep in my toilet playing with my shit.

And now he’s eyeing a seat in Congress?

What’s wrong with people today? Seriously? A fucking plumber?

Nobody knew who the hell this guy was until the last debate and now he might be an elected official? Really?

This isn’t surprising.  Our country is crumpling and the only thing people care about is a fucking white guy who plays with shit.


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  1. Law says:

    I’m quite amazed to read a right-wing blog dissin’ Joe! I’m not a fan of Joe the Misinformed either, but you can’t blame the man for milking his 15 minutes of fame!

    -tL
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    Laws last blog post..Episode 20: Talking Points


  2. Phuck Politics says:

    He can have 30 minutes of fame if he wants. I’m just sick of McCain throwing him in our face every freaking day.


  3. Darkdefender says:

    Well Ron the Blogger, I find your hated of Joe the Plumber odd. Sure hes a gimmick, but so what all politicans use gimmicks.

    Also oh dread he might become an elected offical, the horror. The people we have in Washington now are doing such a great job id hate to think of one of them being replaced.

    Darkdefenders last blog post..Russian oil companies turn to China for loans


  4. Phuck Politics says:

    @Darkdefender – Why do you get to pick my nickname out? If you are going to boil everything I do down to a cute little phrase, I would enjoy being called Ron the Masterbater.

    Yea…Ron the Masterbater…I like the sound to that. I would listen to Joe the Masterbater. I could relate to him more, since we have something in common but Joe the Plumber? Please. He thinks he’s better than me because he can unclog some pipes? Fuck him.

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