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Wonderful.

The Taj Mahal hotel in Mumbai, India, had been warned of a possible terrorist attack before a deadly rampage hit the iconic landmark this week, the chairman of the company that owns the hotel said Saturday.

The Taj was one of nine sites attacked by gunmen in a 60-hour wave of terror that killed at least 183 people and injured hundreds more before it ended in a standoff at the hotel Saturday morning.

Before the attacks, the hotel had heightened security because of a warning it received, Tata Group Chairman Ratan Tata said in an interview with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria that will air Sunday.

But Tata said that nothing could have prevented gunmen from entering the hotel, despite the fact that it relaxed security shortly before the attacks.

What the fuck?

How can you say you couldn’t do anything after telling us you relaxed security before the attacks?  That defies logic, you stupid fucking man.  How the hell did this man become chairman when he says stupid shit like this?

Tata said the attackers did not enter through the entrance that has a metal detector. Instead, they came in a back entrance, he said.

“They knew what they were doing, and they did not go through the front. All of our arrangements are in the front,” he said.

Goddamnit this man’s a retard.  It’s a miracle only 183 people were killed.  What was he thinking?

“Let’s see…How will a small, tactical extremist group attack the hotel….Would it be from the ba..No…I got it…Hey guys…protect the front of the hotel. They’d be stupid to come in now….What…Where am I going?  I’m just going to tell the guest they have nothing to fear…You know…to help them relax.”

You know what’s worse than this stupid cumstain under planning and getting 200 people killed?  Him admitting to getting a warning but not doing anything.  Now every fucking news station will be talking about this shit.

Police bolstered security in subways and trains Wednesday after the government warned that al-Qaida suicide bombers were contemplating an attack on New York’s mass-transit systems during the holiday season. An internal memo obtained by The Associated Press says the FBI has received a “plausible but unsubstantiated” report that al-Qaida terrorists in late September may have discussed attacking the subway system.

Goddamnit.

Where are the other warnings about shit that could kill us?  Drunk driving,  rapist, murders, botched bank robberies, illegal street racing, mad cow disease, alcohol poisoning, prescription drug pills, heart disease, lip cancer, AIDS, your mother, tap water, chicken testicles, corn, oil, gas, tobacco, crack, coffee, masturbation, blowing Ted on a busy street corner, and extra large dildos.

Why are we showing favoritism towards terrorist?

When will I hear a report on Fox News that warns, “The FBI today has issued a warning reporting that if you shove a 10-inch black rubber cock into your anus at a 45 degree angle, you will kill yourself.”

Jesus Christ, I’m sick of this fear mongering bullshit. Stop with the fucking warnings and let people live their lives.

They’re going to die one day anyways, why not let them go out in a big fucking explosion?  Besides our government isn’t going to stop shit, so enjoy the fucking show…buncha pussies.

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How can Wal-Mart have a sale when their  prices are the lowest around ?

A Wal-Mart employee died and four others were hurt in the Black Friday rush to get into the Valley Stream store this morning.

The injuries occurred as the shoppers crammed into the Wal-Mart when the doors opened at 5 a.m. Some 2,000 shoppers were waiting to get inside the store for Black Friday sales.

Police said the shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened.

Nassau County police spokesman Lt. Michael Fleming described the scene as “utter chaos.” “This crowd was out of control,” he said.

This is awesome. People killing other people for shit they don’t need. It’s beautiful.

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I love seeing those in power fail.

The United States’ war on drugs has failed and will continue to do so as long as it emphasizes law enforcement and neglects the problem of consumption, a Washington think tank says in a report co-chaired by a former president of Mexico.

Contrary to government claims, the use of heroin and cocaine in the U.S. has not declined significantly, the report says, and the use of methamphetamine is spreading. Falling street prices suggest that the supply of narcotics has not declined noticeably, and U.S. prevention and treatment programs are woefully underfunded, the study says.

“Current U.S. counter- narcotics policies are failing by most objective standards,” the report says. “The only long-run solution to the problem of illegal narcotics is to reduce the demand for drugs in the major consuming countries, including the United States.”

And yes there’s even better news.

The Taliban and other warlords could clear almost half a billion dollars from Afghanistan’s opium trade this year — money that will help finance insurgent attacks, the United Nations’ drug czar said.

Antonio Maria Costa, head of the U.N.’s Office on Drugs and Crime, said the Taliban also appears to be stockpiling the drug to manipulate its price, after several years in which production surpassed world demand.

Afghanistan produces over 90 percent of the world’s opium, the raw ingredient for making heroin.

Of course we could just legalize and tax drugs since people will always find a way to get fucked up. This would take the power out of the drug dealers and give it to the government. Then they could regulate it, sell it, and make enough money to pull us out of this looming depression.

But they won’t do it. Makes to much sense.

That’s why I love these reports. They get my dick hard.

Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to go take care of an issue that just popped up…

…be back in 5 seconds…

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That’s what’s bothering you?  Smiling?

Not the killing but the smiling?

What would you’ve said if he was frowning?  “Sure he’s killing all those people but look at his frown, it’s killing him.”

Guess what you stupid, brainless cunts?  I don’t care what his facial expression is, he’s killing hundreds of fucking people.  That tells me he’s FUCKING CRAZY!  YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL ME SHIT I KNOW, YOU NEED TO TELL ME SHIT I DON’T KNOW.

Jesus Christ.

What’s news worthy about a bunch of killers smiling?  Newsflash: THEY WOULDN’T KILL IF THEY DIDN’T ENJOY IT.

Stupid fucking channel and their stupid fucking anchors.  I hope everyone there dies in their sleep…those fucking assplugs…

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I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to thank the Indians for allowing themselves to be slaughtered for our benefit…Manifest Destiny baby…Manifest Destiny.

Shit going down in India – This vacation will never be forgotten. I wonder…do you think the hotels will give their guest refunds? It’s the least they could do, right?

FBI warns of attacks – This attack better happen. I’m getting sick of all the fucking warnings and nothing happening. Make up your fucking mind FBI, will terrorist attack or won’t they? Let’s be honest…the FBI doesn’t know shit. They just like to tell us these things to scare us. Fuck the FBI, stupid worthless assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving – Politics By Satire has a post up with a few fun facts about Thanksgiving. Thought I would share.

Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut – That lady is the biggest cunt in the world but I’d still fuck her. I’d knock her up and see if she keeps the kid. If she doesn’t have an abortion then she is a lady of her word. Which is good…not enough people keep their word now.

Hot mom does teenagers – Where the hell was this when I was a teenager? My friends’ moms were so ugly I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dildo. I should of chosen my friends based on how hot their moms were. God I’m stupid.

Bailout Info Graphic – That’s impressive…

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