Mon 3 Nov, 2008
I love seeing the ‘funny’ costumes people wear on Halloween.
Trying to guess what their ‘statement’ is. Which ‘issue’ they wish to discuss with people but can’t because their pussies hurt; so they use Halloween as a excuse to bring attention to their stupid fucking issues that I could give two shits about.
Christ…don’t these cock munchers know it’s make believe? Nobody gives a shit about their costume. Halloween is just an another excuse for people to slowly kill themselves since their life hasn’t turned out the way they planned.
I love it.
Take this picture for example.
Some of you might not understand why two men would put on flesh colored tights and place a rather large fig leaf over their genitals. Let me explain.
In South Carolina there’s a popular joke said by Christians that ‘proves homosexuality is a sin’. (Whatever the fuck that means.) It goes something like this:
Christian: You wanna know how I know being gay is a sin?
Gay: I really don’t care.
Christian: Calm down and I’ll tell you.
Gay: I am calm. I was just telling you I don’t care what you think.
Christian: I know that you butt fucking fruits are an abomination to our Lord Jesus because God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Yep…those guys are Adam and Steve.
But here is the best thing about this picture….the big goofy guy daydreaming about how amazing it would be to have a cock as long as mine, he’s married to a influential Christian high school teacher.
I shit you not.
Now I see why this nation is fucked up.
Christians care more about those who aren’t fucking them in the ass than those that are.
Like the United States government…
…or Wall Street….
…or both…
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SOLOMON AZAR says:
amen
Nick says:
Yes, because that’s totally what Christians say and that’s exactly how they say it. You know, before you post this Christian-hating, ignorant bullcrap about something you HEARD goes on in south carolina or wherever (probably on the internet, because we all know how reliable information on the internet is), you should probably stop to consider the following: maybe you’re jumping to conclusions or you misinterpreted something. maybe you heard the simple saying that goes “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” and put your own vile twist on it to make Christians look like closed-minded fools who don’t accept anyone of alternative lifestyles as respectable human beings. You know what I think? I’m gonna guess that (along with MANY others who hold the same attitude that you do) you were probably raised in a church that you didn’t particularly like, and when you got a bit older and started doing things that the church would generally frown upon, the few real closed minded fools in the church chased you off and made you think ill of all Christians. Or maybe, God forbid, you tried several different churches only to find that most or all of them did act like that, and if that’s the case, I really do feel sorry for you. There are many churches that, sadly enough, have slipped into this mindset of judgementalism and closed-mindedness, but you can’t assume that that’s how all Christians think and live. So before you go posting bold statements like that, try not to make broad generalizations that make a whole group of people look like idiots or asses. Thank you and God bless.
Phuck Politics says:
@Nick – Wait, are you defending these shit fuckers?