Tue 4 Nov, 2008
Besides allowing people to upload goofy pictures of themselves, Facebook lets them write a short sentence telling others their ‘status’.
What they are doing, reading, watching, smelling, fucking, sucking, pissing, shitting, cooking, bathing, clothing, sowing, blowing, rowing, toeing or showing.
Since today is Election Day, I wanted to share some of my favorite status about today:
Michael Dooley has donated their status to remind everyone to vote for John McCain today. Donate your status: http://causes.com/election/27224454?m=3afd4b23.
Laura Whitener Caputo has donated their status to remind everyone to vote for Barack Obama today. Donate your status: http://causes.com/election/17114391?m=3afd4b23.
Alex Mullikin is on her way to vote for her man McCain!!
Antonio Cooper is done i have voted 4 1/2 hr wait in line with my baby we voted together haters lol pics coming now waitin on the results.
Melissa Cantey ‘s vote has been casted…excited to be a part of history! Our anscestors prayed for this day and our CHANGE is near!
Josh Wilson is thinking about moving to Iraq if obama gets elected.
John Boykin is I’ll keep my freedom, my guns, and my money, you can keep the CHANGE.” *vote McCain Palin!*.
Katie Hucko Covar just voted and is now enjoying the rest of her day off! GO McCAIN/PALIN!
Marlon Williams all you democrats votin for McCain…GooD Luck ta ya fuck ass…OBAMA is here..FIST UP…history will be made today.
Chris Anderson voted today and cant wait to wake up tomorrow and all the probs of the world are solved.
Austin Taylor is vote for someone who acts rather than speaks, NOBAMA NOREDISTRIBUTION!!!
Clark Mullins is headed to vote for a decorated war vet .
Robert Reddick is sayin: “Obama Bitches!” Nothin or NoOne else!! You Vote anotha u die, anyways Iverson back in da East once again, finally he’s gettn a ring!!
Justin James Pitts has a tattoo of Kenya on his back and still voted for McCain/Palin.
Jessica Hamilton Carroll is saying her prayers. PLEASE vote for McCain!
Kristine Majestic is ‘John McCain for PRESIDENT because I like being able to afford college!’
Bryant Potter says vote fiscally not socially dont be a socialist.
Corey Seawell is the MAC IS BACK….McCAIN ALL THE WAY.
Rachel Utley Is not listening to obama!!! Or anyone who supports his sorry ass! Mccain all the way! Please go vote and vote country first..mccain is our man.
Caroline Jameson don’t ever listen to obama speak after a long night of drinking…
Jennifer Norris doesn’t see Obama handing out money to his brother living in a shack…but hey.
My personal favorites are
Beau Bibb is thinking Obama is the Antichrist!!! Vote McCain!!
and
Will Boling is wondering how a self-proclaimed hyphenated American can even run for president…vote American, no room for hyphenation.
Those two updates make you think.
What if Obama is the Antichrist? Wouldn’t that mean God’s ready to throw in the towel? He wants to use His ‘do over’ now.
If so, what good will a vote for McCain do? Would it be a signal to God? Is it our way of saying “Listen God..don’t end the world yet. John McCain might be able to right this ship. How about this…if John McCain doesn’t win the election, You can start the Rapture. Deal?”
And what about Will Boling’s update? Seriously. What the fuck is up with that? I have no idea what it means. Hyphenated name? No room for hyphenation? This guy is just talking out of his ass.
And he gets to vote…
…shit.
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