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Since today’s news sucks goat balls, I thought I would share some stories that will make you smile.

Marijuana can cure Alzheimer’s – Fuck yea. If this stuff can help me from becoming like my crazy grandmother, pass me a blunt.

Fun church – Now this is a church service I would attend. Bet you that sermon wasn’t boring. But I wonder, do you think they continued with the service or suspend it? Will the next sermon be the sermon that was supposed to happen this Sunday or will they continue on with what they have planned for next Sunday?

Auto CEOs car trip – Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of bullshit is this? I hope they get into a 57 car pile up and each one of those fucking assholes die.

College kid huffs himself to death – And he was a biomedical engineering major. Shouldn’t he have known better?

Marijuana good for the brain – Goddamn, two positive marijuana articles. Both saying it’s good for the brain. There goes that old wives tale about it killing brain cells.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a bong hit to take