I really really really hope this happens |

Since this story is on the Drudge Report and the guy who runs that site is fucking crazier than that preacher who screams at college students, you might not believe him. But you can’t deny how badass this sounds:

A leading Russian political analyst has said the economic turmoil in the United States has confirmed his long-held view that the country is heading for collapse, and will divide into separate parts.

Professor Igor Panarin said in an interview with the respected daily IZVESTIA published on Monday: “The dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt. By 1998, when I first made my prediction, it had exceeded $2 trillion. Now it is more than 11 trillion. This is a pyramid that can only collapse.”

He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

Goddamnit…I’m sporting wood right now.

I hope this happens.

Think about how much fun it will be to watch Fox News while the country tears itself apart.

Bill O’ Reilly would shit his pants on national television while he tried to explain how the secular left is the prolem; Sean Hannity’s head would explode from all the gay bashing he would be doing; and Rush Limbaugh would finally choke to death on his fucking cigar while he told white trash Americans how the ‘liberals’ have won.

And this isn’t the best part of the article. Check this out:

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

Russia is going to take back Alaska.

Goddamnit I want this to hurry up and happen.

I want to see chaos.

People fleeing from their buring homes, parents leaving their children on the side of the road, children beating their parents to death with metal baseball bats, homeless people killing the rich and jerking off on their corpse, chickens eating cows, cows milking people, vegetables punching rabbits, rabbits flipping off owls, squirrels mocking eagles, dogs fucking cats, cats playing poker with rats, rats playing Scrabble with their fleas.

The possibilities are endless.

The anticipation is killing me. I wonder which state will secede first?

I’m hoping my home state of South Carolina will be the first to secede…again. What about you?

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14 Responses to “

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3:44 pm, 25 November, 2008 р.
michael mckenna says:

you are a piece of shit

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6:44 pm, 25 November, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

What a fucking pointless comment. Why leave that? What purpose does it serve? Are you trying to insult me? Piss me off? Make me cry? What?

Or were you just trying to show me how fucking stupid you are?

And next time you decide to comment on my blog, finish your goddamn sentence. Or is that asking too much?

I’m guessing it is since you can’t even write the fucking thing right. Jesus Christ, is it so hard to capitalize the y in you and put a period at the end of the sentence?

What a fucking dick. People like you are the reason why I support abortion.

I hope a pack of AIDS-infected stray dogs rape your face while a gang of homeless men ass fuck you repeatedly.

But I don’t wish death upon you. Nope.

Why?

Because you read my blog and I would never wish death upon my readers.

So please come back you stupid fucking twat. I look forward to your pointless comments.
9:50 pm, 25 November, 2008 р.
Denea says:

You know, I was going to comment on this story… but after seeing the first comment, and your response to it… pure fucking brilliance bro. Always know I can come here and get a read, and laugh.

Rock on Brother
10:05 pm, 25 November, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Denea – You are too kind sir…too kind.
12:07 am, 26 November, 2008 р.
michael mckenna says:

pus politics,
get a wife and leave your dick alone

michael mckennas last blog post..CITIGROUP GETS $300BILLION. TAXPAYERS OWN BASEBALL PARK
11:22 am, 26 November, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Michael McKenna – I’ve been around retards that make more sense than you.
12:40 pm, 26 November, 2008 р.
michael mckenna says:

Pus,
you are not smoking enough weed, why don’t you get with the big boys and do some “heroin” and “crack”.
maybe you will “OD” and put you out of your misery:-)

michael mckennas last blog post..CITIGROUP GETS $300BILLION. TAXPAYERS OWN BASEBALL PARK
5:31 pm, 26 November, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@michael mckenna – Picking on you is like raping a midget, sure it’s fun at first but after awhile it loses it’s novelty.
5:59 pm, 26 November, 2008 р.
michael mckenna says:

I got your midget in my hand. open your mouth

michael mckennas last blog post..CITIGROUP GETS $300BILLION. TAXPAYERS OWN BASEBALL PARK
6:22 pm, 26 November, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@michael mckenna – I like to rape midget’s not eat them.
1:01 pm, 30 November, 2008 р.
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11:12 pm, 10 July, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

i dont get why he called you a piece of shit, fucktard couldnt even explain himself,

his blog is a fuckin piece of shit

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12:31 am, 11 July, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

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7:04 am, 11 July, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Businessclix – That guy is fucking nuts.