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This man is fucking nuts.

Does he really think people give two shits about vampires? Shouldn’t he be reporting about, oh I don’t know, something real? Besides, the only people who care about vampires are faggotiy white people who hate their lives.

Seriously, can you name me one movie where the main vampire was black, besides that stupid ass Eddie Murphy movie and that movie with the dead black female rapper?

No you can’t. Want to know why? Because black people know how fucking retarded vampires are.

And if you’re sitting there thinking, “Wait…what about Blade?” Fuck you. Blade was specifically made for emo white teenagers who listen to techno music and cut themselves while whining, “nobody understands me”.

Goddamnit.

Why are people afraid to go on this pussy’s show? I’d love to go on. The first time he’d tell me how stupid my views are, I would look him in the eye and say,”You did a fucking report on vampires Sean…vampires.”

Then walk out.

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Tell me again how people take Sean Hannity serious?

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12:46 pm, 9 December, 2008 р.
Relevant Rhino says:

I don’t know if it’s that people are scared to go on Sean Manatee’s show, or if they know it’s an exercise if futility. There’s something about being yelled at by an overweight assferret that doesn’t strike me as a good time.

Hannity exists so that people won’t feel like they’re the only ones with the tin-foil hats. He’s a caricature of himself, and anyone that buys his shit should be lobotomized and have their right to vote taken away.

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1:35 pm, 9 December, 2008 р.
Robert Barr says:

Funny man! The dislike I have for Hannity is not measurable by today’s existing sciences.

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2:40 pm, 9 December, 2008 р.
The BoBo says:

You gotta admit though – that’s pretty freaky shit to think there are people out there drinking other people’s blood – especially in this day of AIDS/HIV and other bloodborne pathogens. These people are freaks

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5:14 pm, 9 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Relevant Rhino – You know what really pisses me off about Sean Hannity, he gives retards hope.

@The Bobo – I agree. That is some freaky ass hit that only white people do, BUT it’s none of my business. As long as they aren’t hurting anyone and don’t do it around me, I could give a fuck.
5:21 pm, 9 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Robert – Every time Sean Hannity wakes up a Chinese child gets sold into slavery.
10:11 am, 10 December, 2008 р.
Politics After 50 says:

As people in the south say about people they hate: “Well, bless his heart!”

Or, you can call him an assferret, which is now my new favorite word.

The video didn’t work for me, which I take as a message from the God-I-Don’t-Believe-In, that I don’t need to see or hear Mr. Hannity. At all. Amen.

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2:15 pm, 10 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Politics After 50 – I like that…assferret..mine if I use it from time to time?
2:50 pm, 10 December, 2008 р.
Denea says:

What about Wesley Snipes, was it Blade or something like that. Vampires are awesome… not.
2:57 pm, 10 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Denea – I hope Wesley Snipes gets shanked in prison.
5:11 pm, 10 December, 2008 р.
Denea says:

He better be in the shape he was when he was the boxer in that prison movie
5:55 pm, 10 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Denea – He can be in the best shape of his life, I still hope he gets stabbed in the kidney with a knife.
12:39 am, 11 December, 2008 р.
The Black Sphere says:

Actually Phuck, the last relevant Black vampire films were Blaxploitation films, such as Blackula! William Marshall put the pimp in Blackula’s step, while Vonetta McGee and Denise Nicolas provided the eye-candy, the only reason I watched it…oh, and the fact that TV back then only got three channels, so I didn’t have the choices I have now. So we agree, Black people are not into vampires, and we have been “suckas”, but we are not “bloodsuckas”! – The Black Sphere

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11:15 am, 11 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Black Sphere – I’d rather watch Blackula on constant loop for the rest of my life than sit in a theater and watch that pussy ass Twilight once.
1:04 am, 13 December, 2008 р.
Andrew Slominski says:

The mainstream media really has to go out of their way to avoid reporting something important these days. WTF is this sh*t?!?

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10:14 am, 13 December, 2008 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Andrew – Wait…are you implying that Sean Hannity’s show is mainstream? Goddamnit we are screwed…
12:03 pm, 14 December, 2008 р.
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