Happy Birthday Jesus

Since it’s Jesus’ birthday, I thought I would share with you a list of people I hope die in an electrical fire as they sing O Come, All Ye Faithful.

  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Sean Hannity
  • Alan Comes
  • Pope Benedict
  • Sarah Palin
  • Chris Berman
  • Kurt Herbstreit
  • Zac Efron
  • Stephenie Meyer
  • The creator, cast and crew of Grey’s Anatomy
  • My 5th grade teacher
  • The guy who fucked my girlfriend in 11th grade while I was in the other room
  • My 11th grade girlfriend
  • Everyone who works on Wall Street
  • George H. Bush
  • George W. Bush
  • Laura Bush
  • Nancy Reagan
  • Ronald Regan’s corpse
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Everyone who works for the DEA
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Bill Ray Cyrus
  • The creators of Real World/Road Rules and Real World vs Road Rules
  • People on Facebook who update their status on Facebook with “it’s almost the weekend” when it is only Wednesday

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    Happy Birthday


    1. Robert Barr says:

      I appreciate the fact that you have no inner monologue and everything you think of just comes spewing out onto the screen! It’s like you throw up your posts!

      I have begun asking myself What would PhuckPolitics do when I write my posts.

      Robert Barrs last blog post..Obama’s Change.gov Illegally Registered?


    2. Phuck Politics says:

      @Robert Barr – Ha, I don’t have a filter between my thoughts and what I type. I like it but it does have its draw backs. I’ve gotten in trouble a few times in public…


    3. michael mckenna says:

      I am pissed off, my name wasn’t on that list.
      good luck to the guys that did your girlfriend:-)

      michael mckennas last blog post..OPERATION EAGLE CLAW


    4. Phuck Politics says:

      @Michael Mckenna – I’m all for you dying but not in an electrical fire. I’d rather you die by choking on a 13-inch gay Iranian cock.


    5. Denea says:

      Your last response what great, but where, and when will I end up on said list?

      Also, it was a HIGH STICK you bastard!

      Merry Christmas bro


    6. Phuck Politics says:

      @Denea – The day I wish for your death is the same day Angelina Jolie gets a new hymen…


    7. Denea says:

      Your so lucky I’m drinking some canadien whiskey right now, and not kicking your ass bro


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    9. Phuck Politics says:

      @Denea – Well that was a very Christmasy thing to say….


    10. michael mckenna says:

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA.
      YOU HAVE BE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON THE NET.


    11. Phuck Politics says:

      @Michael McKenna – And you sir have to be the dumbest….


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