Ben Bernanke has something in his eye

How does he have a job?

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Tuesday that President-elect Barack Obama’s proposed fiscal stimulus package could help the economy, but he added that additional bailouts of financial institutions may also be needed to bring about a sustained economic recovery.

Bernanke, speaking in London, said in his prepared remarks that the nearly $800 billion plan being discussed by the incoming Obama administration and the newly elected Congress “could provide a significant boost to economic activity.” He did not comment on or endorse any specifics of the nearly $800 billion.

Why the fuck is he over in London?  Are they looking for free advice on how to fuck up their country?  If so then they’re talking to the right man. Maybe he’ll tell reporters in London where the previous 700 billion dollars have gone too since it hasn’t done a goddamn thing for our economy.

Jesus Christ the middle class is getting fucked over ,but do you think they care?  Hell no.  They’re too busy jerking off over the Bible while watching Israel drop phosphorus bombs on innocent civilians every hour on Fox News…stupid fucking cum garglers.  I hope their children enjoy the taste of rich cock in their mouth because that’s the only thing they’ll be able to eat since their worthless parents did nothing while the government fucked them in the ass and took their money.

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  1. The BoBo says:

    Great rant. What an asshole. Between him and Greenspan – they really fucked up the economy. He’s backing an additional $Trillion to the deficit? What an asshat!

    The BoBos last blog post..If you’re gonna close it – do it!


  2. Majase Cyc says:

    LMAO, this is like fucking deja vu. I had a rant-off on Madoff, Greenspan and Bernanke a while back:
    http://mortuum-flagellas.blogspot.com/2008/12/asshat-bernard-l-madoff.html

    Never trust a man with hands softer than a woman’s. ‘Cause you know these pampered, out-of-touch shitheads have skin that’s “oh so soft”. Unless you count the money callouses on their balls from tea-bagging the goddamn country.


  3. Phuck Politics says:

    @The BoBo- I’m hoping this cockmuncher’s plane crashes on a remote island filled with aids infested cannibals.

    @Majase Cyc- Never trust a man who has more hair on his face than his head.


  4. Robert Barr says:

    “Are they looking for free advice on how to fuck up their country?”

    Priceless!


  5. John Kaduk says:

    Yes Bernake is in an idiot and the whole idea of the bailout in the first place was stupid as many people warned from the start.

    Talk about a one-sided take on Israel though. Yeah lets blame Israel for what happens to civilians, not the asses launching shit from schools, hospitals, mosques, and innocent people’s homes.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Nomination Controversy


  6. Phuck Politics says:

    @John Kaduk- Get the fuck out of here with that shit. 1,000 people have been killed since the beginning of this thing, 45 percent of those killed are women and children.

    Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for war. It’s like watching a Micheal Bay film,only with more deaths and better explosions. But when almost half of those killed are women and children, it isn’t fun to watch. Guess I’m an old softy…..


  7. John Kaduk says:

    Lol, nobody said it was fun to watch. But what is Israel suppose to do, just stop defending itself. Let Hamas launch all they want and do nothing because they choose to use women and children as meat shields. Their blood is on Hamas’ hands. By the way that estimate that half dead are women and children are Palestinian and their sympathizers estimates. Excuse me if I take those with a grain of salt. Pay attention to all the stories you read where they say a civilian was killed, the source is always a Palestinian.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Nomination Controversy


  8. Phuck Politics says:

    @John Kaduk- So wait, you’re saying half of the people killed in Palestine aren’t women and children? Thank whichever God wins this war.

    I’ve got to be honest, I was starting to feel a little guilty masturbating to the Israeli air raids being shown on Fox News because I thought half of the people killed where women and children.

    But since the majority of them are men, I can finally shoot a load into my special sock with a clear conscience.

    Thanks.


  9. John Kaduk says:

    Anything to help out.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Nomination Controversy


  10. stunatra says:

    I love your blog! I can’t help but think of George Carlin when I read your posts. You must be a fan, right?

    stunatras last blog post..Teen sends 14,528 text messages, dad gets 440 page bill


  11. Phuck Politics says:

    @Stunatra – Thanks for the complement. I’m a fan of your blog as well. I’ve got you in my Google Reader and everything.

    I’m a huge fan of George Carlin. The man was way before his time.


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  13. John Kaduk says:

    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3660423,00.html

    The death toll is far from being clear. Civilians did die, were there nearly as many as claimed, hell no.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Reverse Discrimination has Arrived! (as if it wasn’t already here)

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