Nancy, what the fuck is this shit?  Do you think this is cute?  Are you trying to be hip?  Cool?  Trying to show the new voters that you are down with their lingo?

Fucking stop it.

You have more important things to do than put up a video of your fucking cats then switching to Rick Astley singing “Never Going to Give You Up”.  How about putting up a video on YouTube telling the American people why Bank of America is receiving another 20 billion dollars from the government?  Or how about a video telling the American people why you won’t impeach governor bush, even when he admitted he authorized torture?

Or how about you just do your fucking job and leave the rick rollin’ to the people who don’t have a country to shit on, you stupid, old, crusty cunt.

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  1. John Kaduk says:

    Waterboarding isn’t torture for one and I have no problem with them torturing a terrorist or one that chooses to run their affairs for them. Makes no difference if he actually set a bomb or not. Notice in the Bush quote how he said they checked the legality. Also stop trying to portray it like they start torturing every prisoner they get from the moment they have them. The existing cases of torture have been far and few between overall. Anyways, since when is waterboarding an impeachable offense.

    That Vanity Fair article is total crap. For one its Vanity Fair, a magazine obsessed with celebrities and fashion, then tries to put out a political article as if they are a hard hitting respected investigative new source. Also notice how the big important quotes from the article, “K.S.M produced no actionable intelligence” and “90 percent of it was total fucking bullshit” are from anonymous former employees. Excuse me if I don’t take that to the bank. I love how you can just say a “former Pentagon intelligence analyst” told me this and everybody believes it must be true or that that person even exists. Amazing the conclusions some of you can come up with from unnamed and unproven quotes. But I guess that’s easy when you don’t check the sources or for that matter care about the sources as long as the information fits your opinion.

    There is a reason they won’t try to impeach him, they have no case. You need facts not opinions from Vanity Fair writers and mysteriously anonymous sources.

    I will agree with your description of Pelosi however.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Nomination Controversy


  2. Melanie says:

    wow…that’s um…just kind of sad. that meme needs to just die already.


  3. Phuck Politics says:

    @John Kaduk- So wait a minute, waterboarding isn’t torture but, and I’m quoting you here,”the existing cases of torture have been far and few between”?

    Are you saying we have done something worse than laying people on their back with their head inclined downwards, then pouring water over their face and into their breathing passages, which causes them to believe they are drowning and about to die?

    But hey if you are fine with doing that to terrorist, because they are trying to destroy American lives, why stop there? Those cocksuckers on Wall Street have pissed away billions of taxpayers’ dollars and caused hundreds of thousands to lose their jobs. Why not waterboard them? I mean they’ve affected more American lives than those people in Guantanamo Bay. Right? But I’m willing to bet you’re against waterboarding those greasy, fatass, businessmen because they are rich and white. It’s a lot easier on the mind to waterboard poor, brown people than rich, white ones.

    And please tell me what news station today isn’t obsessed with celebrities? Every time Brittany Spears takes a shit, CNN, MSNBC and Fox News are there describing in grotesque detail the shape of her turd and what she had to eat last night. Yet you praise Fox News on your site for being a legit news source. Get the fuck out of here with that hypocrisy.

    And maybe the reason why people don’t want the press to publish their names when they give out sensitive information is because they fear what would happen to them. They don’t want to be the next Valerie Plame if they can help it.

    I’m glad we agree on Nancy Pelosi. She’s one old, wrinkly, stupid motherfucker.


  4. Phuck Politics says:

    @Melanie- I agree. I’m sick of Rick Astley and his awful song.


  5. stunatra says:

    I can’t believe I just got Rickrolled by Nancy Pelosi….

    stunatras last blog post..Teen sends 14,528 text messages, dad gets 440 page bill


  6. Phuck Politics says:

    @Stunatra – And she did such an awful job at it too….


  7. SolarGoddess says:

    Hey Guy,

    I don’t know what I stumbled into but I am never one to walk away from a serious debate.

    John: “unnamed and unproven quotes”? Where do you think you get your information from? Every single newspaper and major news station in the dam country is OWNED BY THE SAME MAN! Rupert Murdoch tells you what to think and how to think about it. Just as he does the rest of America.

    The dumbing-down process that been going on in this country is mind-boggling!

    My greatest concern, after the children, dam buncha’ little hormone-filled pus bags that they are, because it is not their fault they are growing up in a country where God has been kicked out of their schools and Harry Potter welcomed with open arms. It has actually gotten to the point now that teachers are REQUIRED to note any children who profess a belief in God and report them as being emotionally unstable! Don’t believe me, check it out!

    But aside from those little buggers, I am most concerned about our health-care crisis. You can not live in a country of this size while being constantly threatened by the next major epidemic of a mutated strain of AIDS or a colossal pandemic of an avian bird flu outbreak…and not be concerned that less than half of the country has any type of health insurance. We are not islands. Whatever Enrique across town gets will grab your wife or child in Walmart and end up in your home.

    And all this comes at a time when many of us are losing our jobs…not out of necessity but in order to maintain the elitist lifestyles of the few higher-ups in these big corporations.

    It is time to get back to basics, people. It is time to stop listening to rich people who could care less if you died tomorrow and refocus our efforts on making our home and our country a “good” place to live again.

    Anything and anyone that tells you that old Willie around the corner or Billy Bob out on the farm are different from you and me is just a divisive tactic. They use these to prevent us from paying attention as they legally rob and rape us of our civil liberties and our constitutional rights!

    Today they are torturing terrorist…and we say that’s ok,
    Tomorrow they will torture me…and you will say that’s ok,
    And then they will come for you…

    Stop listening to idiots with suits on and start thinking for yourself…before its too late!


  8. Phuck Politics says:

    @SolarGoddess- Welcome and I like your style….


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    [...] Nancy Pelosi stripped of her Speaker of the House status and pushed down the Capital steps. [...]


  10. John Kaduk says:

    @ Phuck
    Yes I am sure we have probably done something worse than waterboarding to terrorists, and yes I am fine with it.

    Stop bringing race into it with the white vs. brown thing. You know that has nothing to do with it, that’s just a convenient easy argument to ignore the real point. There are major differences. Businessmen who defraud people are terrible and deserve to be in jail but they did not kill anyone and they don’t possess sensitive info on possible attacks that could kill people. Call me crazy but murder is a lot more serious than stealing to me. Race has nothing to do with it and frankley I’m a little dissapointed that that was your rebuttle. You just resorted to race baiting like every nutjob liberal does.

    As far as celebrities I agree CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, etc. should quit with the celebrity crap because I don’t give a shit what they think. However as far as Fox goes, their whole site/channel is based on celebrity news and opinions like vanity fair. As far as my site and Fox News, I don’t know what post you are referring to but make sure it was me writing it and not the other author on the blog. But I will take Fox News as a news source over MSNBC and Vanity Fair any day.

    And yes people might not want to give out their name because they are scared. But there is also the possibility they don’t exist at all. Sorry but in America its not like the government’s gonna knock you off for speaking out (although I’m sure someone will claim Bush has done that) so I am of the attitude that if your gonna come out and claim something have the balls to put your name next to it.

    @ Solar
    First off I don’t really read newspapers. Secondly I think Murdoch is a pussy because he tells his holdings like Fox News to lay off people because he doesn’t want to look bad (after the election he told O’Reilly and Hannity to lay off Obama for a while).

    As far as the kids and religion thing, I’m not sure why you are lecturing me on that.

    Health Care, and I suppose gov. run healthcare would fix all this? And besides the Avian Flu there are simpler things like broken bones, a pussy with a cold, some drug addict who O.D.s, etc. that I should not have to pay for.

    I have no sympathy for people who have lost their jobs and their homes who refuse to educate themselves or are financially irresponsible (like some of my relatives). Anybody has the chance to get an education in this country, rich or poor. Anybody can take out student loans like I did to pay for their college education.

    I love how you talk about thinking for yourself when you have obviously prescribed to MSNBCs and Bill Oreilly’s the rich are shitting on the poor crap. 90% of the millionaires in this country are first-generation self-made millionaires. So spare me the crap like all rich people are evil and don’t deserve their money. Most people financially well off worked hard for their money as I do and most of the poor have refused to get educated or put in the effort to better their lives.

    You wanna talk constitutional rights. Taking my money despite my objections and giving it to someone else is robbery not compassion. Quick question, where in the Constitution does it say foreign enemies and terrorists get the rights afforded in the Constitution. If you reread it the rights in that document are afforded to Americans not terrorists on the battlefield.

    John Kaduks last blog post..Why I Despise Liberals With All My Soul


  11. John Kaduk says:

    * their whole site/channel is not based on celebrity news

    John Kaduks last blog post..Why I Despise Liberals With All My Soul


  12. mike reaves says:

    I hate that BITCH Nancy Pelosi. What a CUNT.


  13. Phuck Politics says:

    @Mike Reaves – Couldn’t have said it better myself sir…


  14. Steve says:

    Tha bitch was smart enough to scarf 31 million dollars for her “project” in SF. She wrote in 31 million to save a mouse in a fucking swamp! WTF? And how about that GOAT FUCK of a speach she made when she tried to scare the shit out of us talking about 500 million out of a job….. check the fucking census next time you give one of your bullshit speaches…cunt!


  15. EEBIE says:

    AMERICA HAS BEEN DESTROYED.


  16. Phuck Politics says:

    @Steve – I agree…she is a cunt.

    @EEBIE – America has been destroyed long before this cunt took office.


  17. Joe says:

    I CAN’T FUCKING STAND Nancy Pelosi.

    That fucking bitch gotsta go … get her nasty ass out of the government. Fucking bitch can’t do shit but sit there and act like she’s all dat.

    Fucking bitch got attitude, but she should really get off her high mother fucking horse and start relating to “main street”.

    MOther fucking bitch cruising around in Leer jet’s?

    That mother fucking bitch gotsta go, mang. Fuck that bitch


  18. Phuck Politics says:

    @Joe – Tell us how you really feel.


  19. GreenMan says:

    Nancy “The Fucking Cunt” Pelosi should have her asshole gouged out with a fucking mixing spoon. Her and that Cocksucker Dodd, both of them should be strung up on the Capitol Mall and left to hang there while everyone gets a turn to fuck them up.
    This fucking idiot bitch is complaining about a lack of stimulus money and that she’s worried about jobs and families; yet her little fucking cronies are demanding G5 Jets from the Fucking Airforce. I say stick her rotten ass on a C130 Cargo Plane and dump her skanky ass over the spot from 30,000 feet !
    This whole Administration is going to fuck us back to the stone age. Be prepared and buy up as many guns and as much ammo as you can, cause those cocksuckers are coming for them. Be ready when they do.
    Fuck Nancy, she’s a fucking CUNT !


  20. Nancy Pelosi the War Criminal says:

    This smelly old washed up cunt better be removed as Speak of the House. This witch is “2 heart beats” away from the Presidency? As if Biden only being 1 away isn’t a scary enough thought.

    Nancy Pelosi the War Criminals last blog post..Governor of Utah Jon M. Huntsman Jr. to resign


  21. Nancy Pelosi says:

    FUCK YOU MORONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


  22. Phuck Politics says:

    It’s Nancy Pelosi everybody.


  23. Nancy Pelosi says:

    I rickrolled you bitches! How you like my pussy cats now?!!?


  24. Phuck Politics says:

    @Nancy Pelosi – Oh Nancy, you crazy cunt, you got us.


  25. Bob Bastard says:

    Hey Pelosi and Nobama: My health insurance is MINE. Back off.


  26. Phuck Politics says:

    @Bob Bastard – Don’t you mean your health insurance is your companies?


  27. Brian says:

    Bush is bad ass, but nancy pelosi is a cunt. Why the fuck is everyone agains’t “torture”. How bout I go to your house, rape you in the ass, cut off your head and hold it up to a web cam in the name of “allah” and see if you don’t want some vengeance.

    What a twat.


  28. Phuck Politics says:

    @Brian – Why did you put torture in quotes?


  29. Phuck ITALIAN Politicians says:

    Nancy Pelosi is a WOP DAGO CUNT!


  30. Phuck Politics says:

    @Phuck ITALIAN Politicians – I don’t know what “WOP DAGO” means, but I agree with the cunt part.


  31. Freeman54 says:

    Pelosi, is one of the worst of the bunch, no doubt. But look at the rest of those California cocksuckers. Feinstein, Boxer, Waxman, I mean the list goes on. California, is one of the most fucked up states, and their so-called reps are making major decisions for US? Give me a fucking break. Just the sight of that botox bitch makes me want to puke. I wish a bus would run her ass over. Reading about her dying would be even better than hearing that faggot Kennedy died. People, we GOTTA do something, soon. This shit can’t be allowed to continue. It just can’t. How much fucking more are we all going to take? Where is the line? I’m past ready to lock and load and head for DC to set things right. Let’s just all plan a day and DO it.


  32. Phuck Politics says:

    @Freeman54 – After you take out Feinstein, Boxer, Waxman, and Pelosi, you can go after Bachmann, Boehner, and Cantor.


  33. @Kay says:

    Pelosi, Feinstein Boxer,Waxman ,all should be fired now. The 3 bitches from hell oh yes and Waxman.The 3 Hilters from hell. Who did Pelosi bang to be speaker of the house.they all have been in office way to long.In fack Obama has been in office to long and should be impeached along with VP he picked. Icant even think of his name now. so i will call him Hilter #2.The dam Democrats are destroying our country and want to destroy every thing it stands for.


  34. Phuck Politics says:

    @Kay – You’re bring the crazy extra hard today.


  35. Gonna Get Them says:

    If this country falls the way it seems like it is going to. We need to make those who helped distroy it PAY!!!!
    Nacy is just one of these. They should be afraid VERY AFRAID. Nothing will be safe for them or thier families. There is an under swell of normal people like me who now see that we may have to resolt to what ever means it takes. I hope that I am wrong but if I am not than we must have Victory by Vote or by Violence!!


  36. Phuck Politics says:

    @Gonna Get Them – My science, I felt my IQ drop after reading your post.


  37. emilyk says:

    I am not a hateful person, but I am deeply disturbed by the growing government and has anyone else read ’1984′? Big brother is here.
    It’s some scary shit.

    No, I’m not paranoid; I’m informed.


  38. Phuck Politics says:

    @emilyk – Big brother has always been here.


  39. Sal says:

    > But hey if you are fine with doing that to terrorist, because they
    > are trying to destroy American lives, why stop there? Those
    > cocksuckers on Wall Street have pissed away billions of taxpayers’
    > dollars and caused hundreds of thousands to lose their jobs. Why
    > not waterboard them? I mean they’ve affected more American lives
    > than those people in Guantanamo Bay. Right?

    Clearly this comment shows a person who was clearly affected by left-wing class warfare tactics. Comparing apples and oranges is something the liberals love to do whenever it suits their opinions.

    First of all, it was the GOVERNMENT, NOT WALL STREET that caused this meltdown. This is what happens when liberal politicians (kissing lower class and minorities voters’ asses) force banks to give loans to people WHO SIMPLY CANNOT AFFORD THE PAYMENTS!! Why is this so hard to understand???

    Second, although a great number of the wall street tycoons are greedy, no lives are taken. Not one death resulted from someone being greedy. Unless of course you mention the types of assholes you see every night on the evening news that rob convenient stores and shoots the clerk after stealing $50. How come no one gets angry at them? Are the poor morally better people than the rich because they simply have less? Al-Qaeda and terrorists like them are killers, plain and simple, and deserve whatever measures taken against them to insure the safety of the American People.


  40. Phuck Politics says:

    @Sal – Clearly this comment shows a person who was clearly affected by left-wing class warfare tactics. Comparing apples and oranges is something the liberals love to do whenever it suits their opinions.

    I never understood the statement “comparing apples to oranges” because you can compare the two. One is rounder while the other is longer. One is red/green/yellowish while the other is orange. One is smooth to the touch while the other is rough. One is sweet/tart while the other is sweet. One taste better as a pie while the other taste better as a Popsicle.

    So clearly your comment shows you’re affected by the right-wing retard tactics.


  41. Tammy says:

    How did she become Speaker? Perhaps it’s not that Botox overdose we’re seeing on her face. Perhaps she’s had so much cum squirted on her face, that it keeps her looking younger. She must be a hell of a lay because she certainly sucks as Speaker.


  42. BSSSSbSSSS says:

    If working americans only knew how fucked they are with her health care reform bill. Now for the rest fat ass stay at home, live off my parents, self entitled fuck ups…I mean Obama and Pelopussy voters…UHH get a fucking job!!!!!!!!


  43. Jim Slim says:

    The Health care Bill is a Fucking Joke!!! Do these dumb fuck Democrats think we will not read what they fucking put in this pile of shit. How many americans will want to pay for health care of illegal aliens???? Pay more taxes to fucking buy insurance for someone who is illegal so the Dems can broaden there voter base… Nancy the whore Pelosi is such a fucking serpant cunt… she does not give one shit about anyone but, herself. She and her husband own over 15 million in Del Monte stock… when they raised the minimum wage she said it was long over due… yet she gave American Samoa a waver… so Del monte could be lower cost than competitors!!! No conflict there!!! They will pay on election day!


  44. Jim Slim says:

    Oh I forgot to mention….American Samoa is home to the largest operation Del Monte owns!!! They say there will be a private option… If an Employer pays 11% of his payroll for insurance and the goverment option cost him 8% he will obviously move to the Public option and there will be a mass movment to it… until there is no private option. Wait until it takes you five years to get a doctor. How in the hell can they do this??? I guess it is not a surprise coming from a congress where the head of the Banking commitee is sucking the dick of Fannie Mae>>> which Freddie and Fanny caused the finacial meltdown and represent the last time the Dems decided to interfear in the private sector.


  45. Jim Slim says:

    BARNEY THE COCK SUCKER FRANK!!!


  46. ayla says:

    I have detested Nancy Pelosi for years. There were dozens of valid reasons to impeach Bush but she was a pussy. Worse than doing nothing she told the house that no proposals to impeach Bush would even be considered. Despite that one of the representatives stood up and gave like 57 reasons to impeach the old warmonger. What a fucking dictator BITCH. I hate her. She needs to go work at Walmart and get out of government. Incompetent hole.


  47. Mick Russom says:

    Pelosi. Cunt traitor bitch. Traitor. Worst congresses in US history, and most hated. The 110th and 111th. Nice job, cunt traitor.


  48. noneof yourbusiness says:

    you are all a bunch of rightwing morons here!!fuck you all!!bush loving morons!!


  49. Stan Rosen says:

    I’d say do her, but she’s still wiggling and squirming over Obama. She’s STILL wet from all of the joy she felt during his first speech.


  50. flushdemoturds says:

    Send Vagisil to the stinking cunt instead of tea bags


  51. Sikofthisshit says:

    Why can’t someone impeach this fucking dusty ole cunt. Fucking bitch go back to whatever rock you crawled out of.


  52. Sikofthisshit says:

    Oh and Stan Rosen’s comments: Go suck Obamma’s dick! Faggot son-of-a-bitch! Go hang out at some left wing commie website, Asshole!


  53. Icetrout says:

    You all do know she’s from an old Baltimore Mafia family right.Just what is it that’s in health care for her,she’s a scum-bag just like her father.Just look @ the contempt she has for us putting up this vid :X


  54. Icetrout says:

    Sikofthisshit keep that cunt in Fagtown we don’t want her back here in Maryland we’re up to our eyeballs in shit already :(


  55. Icetrout says:

    Mafia,Mafia,What Mafia???Right,this nasty cunt took the lessons from her father to the next level.Burn the witch!!!


  56. Phuck Politics says:

    @Icetrout – You all do know she’s from an old Baltimore Mafia family right.

    [citation needed]


  57. kickassman says:

    nancy pelosi ,comrade obama,harry “shithead” reed,
    “hillterlly” clinton,and “billy” boy clinton should
    all jumb in bed together for a fivesome.they are from the
    samemold.They are all complete stupid shitheads.they
    would like to destroy our country.


  58. mike says:

    fuck that cunk bitch


  59. mike says:

    fuck that cunt


  60. Tommy says:

    What I have learned from this page is that conservatives seem to be quite hateful but not terribly literate. I dunno.


  61. john desrosiers says:

    Were can i get some polosi toilet paper?


  62. Chris says:

    NANCY PELOSI IS A FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!


  63. webster says:

    Peloci is synonymous with shit!!!!!


  64. webster says:

    I think that pelosi is in the later stages of Parkinsons disease.
    She can hardly express an idea or thought.
    That filthy traitor cunt
    I wonder how many times Obama made her suck his cock?


  65. A confused American says:

    I shake my head in shame at whoever voted for this bitch.


  66. bitchfuckwhore says:

    you’re all fucking tards


  67. Phuck Politics says:

    @bitchfuckwhore – Tell us how you really feel.

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