Mon 19 Jan, 2009
Thank God for rich, white men who want to keep our spirits up in this time of economic hardship.
Billionaire investor Warren Buffett says the U.S. is engaged in an “economic Pearl Harbor.”
In an interview that aired Sunday on “Dateline NBC,” the chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway Inc. said the nation’s economic situation is not as bad as in World War II or the Great Depression, but it’s still pretty severe.
What the shit? Did he just compare our economy to Pearl Harbor then say it isn’t as bad as World War II? How…how the fuck can he do that? Isn’t that like telling a beautiful girl who’s naked and bending over not to worry about the wart on your dick because it isn’t herpes?
And why the fuck is that man eating at Dairy Queen? He’s worth a total of 62 billion dollars, couldn’t he afford something better? Like Coldstone or Marble Slab?
Stupid me…I get it. He’s trying to prove that he is just like everyone else. Well you know what?
Fuck you Warren Buffett. Fuck you in your old, dried up asshole. You were the one who said that the first bailout was a “rescue plan for the American economy” as you invested 5 billion dollars of your own money in Goldman Sachs. Did we hear anything from you when they used the bailout money to pay their goddamn CEO’s bonuses? Fuck no we didn’t.
So the next time you go eat ice cream at Dairy Queen, I hope that homeless guy who always asks for change when you walk by but you pat your pockets and say you don’t have any, breaks his liquor bottle on the sidewalk and slits your fucking throat while raping you in the ass with his aids infected dick.
You know..just in case you survive the throat slashing…you greedy, old fuck.
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Tags: Bailout, Barack Obama, Dairy Queen, Goldman Sachs, Rescue package, Wall Street, Warren BuffettComments (46)
LouAnn says:
Amen. I completely agree with your sentiments. I’m beyond tired of hearing what Buffett has to say.
Phuck Politics says:
@LouAnn- I’m glad we can agree that this guy needs to shut the fuck up.
Mike Roach says:
Ok. Here is my fucking take on this douche bag. While i was typing in i hate warren buffet .com to see if there was a site i came accross this. This is just as good. I live in maryland and im pissed. Constalation Energy is the supplier of gas and electric in baltimore maryland otherwise known as BGE. So because there was a fucked up deal between bge constalation and warren muffet we have had to see a 100% increase in our monthly electric bill. Right now we are at about an 87% increase still waiting for the other % to take effect. So the average electric bill in baltimore now is about 400.00 dollars a month for a 2 story home or single house. Who the fuck can afford this. not me. When my mortgage is 1500.00 on top of food and my childs school and not to mention gas for me to go to work to try and suck my boss’s dick for a paycheck. All im saying is i 100% agree that some crazy fuck living in his parents basement needs to step up and take people like him out. I hope his private jet crashes and he breaks both his legs and he has to chew them off to escape from his seat and he bleeds out while a bear eats his old rotten asshole.
gene says:
His company owns Dairy Queen. That’s why he’s eating there, to help promote the business.
He’s one of the most ethical businessmen out there, so if you hate him, you may as well become a Commie. Have fun in Siberia, comrade.
Phuck Politics says:
@Mike Roach – Damn. Wishing a bear would eat him…nice…
@Gene – I love that oxymoron, ethical businessmen…
Eric says:
In his most recent quote, “…and people are now more willing to save money by switching to Geico,” I have to say, “Fuck you Warren Buffet!!” I don’t know about you, but I have seen enough of his Goddamn advertising, and for him to use the SAME EXACT FUCKING QUOTE that they use in their commercials, given the fact that his fat ass OWNS that company, is fucking PATHETIC!! You greedy asshole!! Talk about FREE fucking advertising!! Don’t you have ENOUGH FUCKING MONEY WARREN?? HOW FUCKING MUCH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rob Collette says:
He is a tightwad to the man doing the actual work, I know I worked for the prick. After leaving the Air Force 4 years ago I got a job with Warren Buffett (Berkshire Hathaway). Even though I needed a college degree to get the job, I still couldn’t afford decent housing on the take home pay. It would have been 40% of take home pay for the crappiest of apartments. That’s after turning down his medical plan and 401K. I came into a office that was downsized from 5 to 3, and they wanted you to do 3 things at once. And the semi-trailer mechanics (some imigrants-not citizens) were making a 1/3rd less than me. So we had to live with family to make ends meet, and with no chance of affording a house and an unprofessional office I was out of there in 8 months. Working for the richest asshole on the planet and I couldn’t afford housing. He can go to hell.
Phuck Politics says:
@Eric – I didn’t know Buffet owned Geico. Jesus Christ, what else does he own?
@Rob Collette – He can go to hell with a 34-inch javelin in his ass.
Joe says:
This guy is worse than Rent To Own Stores, he prays on the weak, and sucks every last drop he can get. Only reason he is giving away most of his fortune when he dies is, he’s screwed the poor so bad, he’s hoping God will give him a chance. Rot in Hell BUFFET.
Phuck Politics says:
@Joe – I hope this creepy fuck gets his ass raped every day while he rots in Hell.
nancy says:
WORST “advisor” ever! I used to admire this old cunning fucker but no more now as I knew he’s just another BIG LIAR who MIS-LEADING the whole world everytime he spoke on public.
Phuck Politics says:
@Nancy – That’s rich white people for ya…
ys says:
Most people think he’s a genious and the voice of a generation. I think Buffet is just a gay fish.
Phuck Politics says:
@Ys – Most people are fucking stupid.
Jston says:
Ya fuck this fucker. I am tired of his antics. He needs to give me his money, little bitch!
Phuck Politics says:
@Jston – He needs to chock on a dick and die.
Steve says:
All that makes buffett happy,…don’t daytrade, just leave your money in and go down with the ship: don’t save spend your money, this economy depends on you!!: and last but not least, lets make it more attractive and easier for mexicans to make it across the boarder, that way WB can pay less for wages,..americans out and mexicans in and put the rest in his pocket…this mutherfucker will always be at the forefront of ruining america, for a profit of course…god help us all if the north american union happens…..and oh yeah, I almost forgot,………fuck you buffett.
businessclix says:
need to find a way to scam this clown for all his money
businessclixs last blog post..Britebux is a scam
MLS says:
He is the biggest fucking hypocrite on the planet.
Tries to act like he is just a regular “Joe”. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Comes from a very rich political family. You don’t hear that from the media. A true blue blood.
Warren doesn’t think the inheritance tax is high enough. Yet he has all his business assets in a trust that will not see a cent of inheritance tax. You could do this too if you had the money to set this up and pay lawyers by the hour to manage it. The truth is that the inheritance tax (in his mind)is not high enough for you!
Talks about how he sees inequality in income tax rates. The rich don’t pay enough according to him. Yet he makes extraordinary efforts to not pay taxes. Pays himself a very low salary to avoid paying income tax. Earns a ton of money by cashing in stock at a federal capital gains tax rate of 15%.
I could go on and on. He makes me sick because he is such a bullshitter and the media laps up his crap without ever pointing out his hypocrisy.
Phuck Politics says:
@MLS – Many people forget that he put 5 billion dollars into Goldman Sachs, told the government they needed to bailout Wall Street, and made 10 billion dollars off his investment.
DHK says:
You should see what this man takes from his employees, he has made his billions off the working mans back. Copper wire was invented by Buffett and a Scottsman, fighting a battle of tug-of-war over a penny!
DHK says:
Hypocrite is an understatement, His best buddy Bill Gates has some of the happiest employees on the planet, why? Bill takes care of them, but Buffett rapes them, takes benefits, freezes wages and pensions, and will take anything tied to a penny!
sloinker says:
I just read some meandering articles about Warren, his deceased ex-wife and the senior George Bush being involved with a young boy prostitition ring. Seems that the investigator who had the evidence to put them all in jail accidentaly died when his airplane blew up flying back to nebraska.
Oh yeah…Fuck warren buffett
Phuck Politics says:
@DHK – Making money off the backs of others is the American way. (I really wish there was a sarcasm font for the Internet.)
@sloinker – I’ve never heard about that. Do you have any links where I could read up on it?
DHK says:
Our Buffett company, made $400 million, pays Buffetts ceo a $22 million bonus, yet he wants empoyees pensions, bereavement leave, vacation days, a holiday, double health insurance costs, and a host of other take aways!,
R. Brady says:
A union powerplant, owned by Rocky Mtn Power a.k.a. Mid America Energy a.k.a. Berkshire Hathaway, is very close to going on strike. From what Ive heard Mid Amer. wont even come to the bargining table. They want cut pensions, wages, and health benefits. It all really dosent even matter, Buffetts already got replacement workers in place(Illegals) and a plan to run the plant on minimal staff, he’ll probebly break the union. So thats why Im writing, if all the union workers that work at BH subsidaries(especially Rocy mountain power)were real union brothers and walked out it would absolutly cripple a large portion of the western US power grid and hopefully force Fuckhead Buffett to act half way human and give the working man that supports his troll looking ass what he deserves, fair pay, benefits and pensions. With the uncertainty of our economy, asking unions that arent directly connected with the strike to do anything is probebly futile, but with enough people I think anythings possible. Get the word out, power to the people and out of the money grubbing hands of Fuckhead Buffett.
R. Brady says:
http://www.trib.com/news/state-and-regional/article_b38e55b4-0847-52da-9a68-387b2ccbabbc.html
John Rawling says:
I am with you, so tired of hearing about economy problem/ solutions from a dried up asshole, who only wants the economy to get better so people can give him more money. It’s greedy assholes like him and all other rich fucks who make the Economy what it is. They don’t want to have any of their dollars touched so the less fortunate can have health insurance or help of any sort from their tax dollars. they would rather have the poor die in the streets then for them to give up that third or fourth home on the beach in a closed community. They would rather have you turned away from hospitals or have a sickness not covered then for his tax money taken away from him getting that jet or his 6th fancy car which is kept in a private garage that is worth more then the average persons house. Fuck him, fuck his thoughts, fuck this economy. Give us the same insurance those fat cats in congress have, why can’t we have the same benefits for health care as our government, their coverage is paid by our money, why can’t we spend our tax money on the people who make it!? Greedy bastards
Roy Neville says:
Go easy on the white man stuff. I am a white man and I still don’t like Warren Buffet. I am also not a communist either. I am something that is far more radical–a christian.
Eric Peterson says:
OK so hes a great businessman and now he wants to give it all away. How about giving some to my dad who’s 20 sucesful supply business was driven under by Mr. Giant who outsourced everthing to china. My dads company had 34 loyal american employees and now has none. My dad had to get a job with a competitor and has been fighting tooth and nail since Mr. Wonderful decided to “take over that industry”. Yes I understand progress but what the hell was it all for if he wasnt going to spend or use the money? Just think about the thousands of peoples lifes he negativly effected along the way and now we can all be happy that he is going to give the money to the blind little kids in Sudan…I would have been happier if he spent it all on hookers….
you dumb fucks says:
you losers need to get a fucking life. america was built on capitalism and warren is the greatest capitalis to walk the eart, and on top of it hes one of the most ethical businessmen ever to be born in usa. you losers work at your dead end jobs with no passion and all u do is complain and crib about anyone who becomes successful. you wasted your life not achieving something and the funny part if you all assholes would be dead and forgotten in a few years while the world will remember the likes of buffet for generations to come.
Tim Giangiobbe says:
There are Many wealthy people worthy of Being Criticized and Warren Buffet is Not One of them.Warren Buffet Has been Outspoken Against Derivatives for quite some time.Warren is a Long Term Investor.He does not believe in Doing what Bloomberg Does.He Invests in Railroads,Natural Gas ,Office Furniture and Insurance.He also has Some Commodities.The Man is Not a Bottom Feeding Shark.He is Shrewd as Can Be but Ethical None The Less.I Abhor Most WEalthy People but Warren Is Likable.Unfortnately so Is NY Cities Mayor Bloomberg.
Most of the Real Assholes are shielded from the world and Use Lawyers and PR Firms To Communicate with the Rest of the world.
You are Correct that greed is Out of control and That many of the Wealthy can Care less about the Struggling Poor.
The Morons that Make More Money Using FUZZY MATH are the ENEMY.The Money is Going To eventually be squeezed out somewhere when the Useless Bond becomes Mature.What a Joke.
Warren has been warning us for years.He is still warning that the REAL VALUE of Many of these Equity Bombs are Going to be The Next Big Disaster.Haven’t you been Reading Anything before You Load Your Righteous Indignation Cannon With BS For Fodder.
Warren has Been Creating Jobs With His Wealth.He Uses Leverage To Create JOBS Not Wealth.There is a Difference.
The Sad Facts are That Most Citizens Really Do Not Understand Economics at all.They Just REACT.
Long Term Investors are Good For Our Economy.Short Term Sharks who Get Rich on Multiple Margins are Greedy,PERIOD.
The Idiots Who Bundle Mortgages and Use Fuzzy math To Turn 15 Pounds of Mortgage Bonds into 20 Pounds of RISKY SHIT.FUZZY MATH!!!
The Real Assholes are the Hedge Fund Sharks.The Derivatives Monsters and The Ponzi Kings who have been Doing A Juggling act with Someones retirement Money.Warren Refuses To take These Kind of Investments in His Portfolio.
You Better Do some More Homework before Picking on Anyone just because they ae wealthy.
Your Next Statement will be That I Must be a Rich Asshole Too.I Wish!! The Rich Part,I am Already the Asshole Part
I Understand Your Grief Mister,REALLY!
The Wealthy Bastards Upset Me Daily.They can Really make a diffeence if they Choose Too.But they Choose to be Greedy Assholes and Just STACK THEIR MONEY..WE NEED A STACKING TAX.
That’s IT!!! The New 30 Percent Tax To Stack Money and Just Let It Do Nothing.They will still be stinking rich while being Forced to help.
The Business Tax Break For ACTUALLY STARTING BUSINESSES during The Recession is also a Good Thing.When They Don’t Reuse The Money and Stack Stick it Too Them Good.SeemS SIMPLE ENOUGH to Me.
Buffets Ethics????? says:
Warren creates jobs?! What jobs? I work for the guy and what I have seen since he took over Pacificorp is that he eliminates jobs and rapes benefits. The man creates nothing. He takes over companies that exist already and rapes them. The man is a despicable human being who donates millions to Planned Parenthood which provides for the murders of thousands of innocent babies. Buffets father was a God fearing constitutionalist who would be horribly ashamed of the man Warren has become (if you can call him a man) and Gene – Warren supports the most communist/socialist political candidates there are. Warren has used Capitalism to his advantage but believes in a completely different social agenda. The only ethic this man has is – whatever benefits him no matter what the cost to anyone else. If you believe this man is a good person you all need to dig a little deeper. All this money and power will mean nothing when he is dead. He has NOTHING beyond this life. He could do so much REAL good with his money but his charitable foundations are a joke. He needs our prayers. He could start by actually taking care of the people who work for him instead of viewing them as his minions.
TheonlyRationalVoice says:
So I was doing Research on Warren Buffet for a term paper and I found this site. All I can say is WOW! You people need to understand that in life there will be Some people who will have more power and influence than you do. That’s life. We can’t all have $50billion! All we can do is try. The sooner we realize this the sooner we can stop complaining and blaming others who don’t even know we exist and start working for the improvement of our OWN lives for a change. Stop thinking about how your life sucks compared to those living in luxurious mansions. Your whining wont stop warren from doing what he is doing. But it will surely hinder you from reaching your fullest potentials. ^^peace
Tim says:
He’s eating at Dairy Queen because that is one of the companies he stole thanks to the inheritance tax. the government has been Buttfett’s business partner and the inheritance tax their weapon against family owned businesses. You won’t go to jail in the govn. is your partner in crime.
Warren the Butfutter says:
Warren Butfutter is NOT a capitalist. I heard him petitioning congress FOR the inheritance tax. He probably pays politicians to push this anti-capitalist tax so that his partner in crime, the IRS, can bend family business owners over the barrel to collect it. Butfutter swoops in with the cash to pay the tax, take over and rape the the family and employee capitalist who built the business.
MC says:
This guy is a low life. Bail out Wall Street, F*CK Main Street. Wall Street wrecked this country and how do they get punished? Multi million dollar bonuses. What do all the good people who saved their money get? Unemployment and hardship.
What a low life piece of shit. This guy is the absolute worst. This guy should be in jail with a 2 foot concrete cell, yet he’s appearing daily on CNBC like he’s some kind of a hero. Makes me want to puke.
F hudleson says:
Kissing a richman’s ass. It’s that simple. War’n got incredibly lucky. It happens that people also when the lottery. War’n won the stock lottery. Is he brillant ? No, just lucky. Being lucky really is no reason to make war’n a god. Shithead war’n knows the truth, but it so fun to have the world think you did everything by pure ability and brillance. Trust me I’ve been there. If Warren suddenly were poor suddenly, You would see the real insecure sniveling little person that he really is pop out. It would be worth a ticket to dairy queen to see. War’n is a fat old man getting ready to die. He has been greedy his whole life. He loves his little title richest man, and he would watch a child stare to keep it. He has proven that time and time again. He just like any other selfish celebrity. Elvis was a better man than him.
Bobsky says:
Buffit is a bore. It is tiring to listen to his story.
He is someone who got really really lucky. He knows it. At least Mick Jagger had the humility to admit most of his huge success was huge luck. Right place, right time, all the stars lining up at the same time. That’s all that Buffett is. He knows it. But it’s so fun to prance around everyone like a big deal, and act like you did it all by your greatness. Laughable really. He’s rich, but he’s still pathetically human. That’s what makes him amusing. Silly old man will be dead soon, and he can’t take his money with him. I hope he had fun in his life.
He also knows what he’s done that he will never tell to get what he got.
Blowmeister says:
A lot of people could have used some of buffoon’s money, but did he give any of it ? No
warrin is a silly old man. He’s like the ape on the Jean Goddall ape study. The ape grabbed all the bananas and sat on them not letting any other ape have any. The ape would wait for other apes to go up to him and beg for one banana then he would giveaybe 1/2 of one away. Warren should stay out of the limelight just to be safe.
debasis bhattacharjee says:
dear Mr. Warren Buffett,
I as Indian am very proud of you.I really think how you became 2nd richest man in this universe.God bless you and make a long live you.However i need few money to make my own business. If you help me, i shall be highly obliged to you.
with best regards
ana says:
y are just a stupid moron, you the author… he says to you that the situation is ..svere..very close to chaos..just still to be managed! still….
ana says:
and why that aids ass holes needs change from him? what they did to deserve that?
StingrayL82 says:
This old wrinkled fuck face should put up or shut the fuck up. If he wants to pay higher taxes, then he needs to write the check now, no one is stopping him from doing it. He just wants to sound important, like that other billionaire asshole George Soros. I bet they suck each other off, lamenting how rich they are and how they can fuck with government politics. As soon as these two assholes utter one word, you can literally see the stock market change.
Fuck both of them. Philanthropists my ass.
Jim says:
The worst ideal this man possesses is the inhetitance tax that he helped implement. Taxing family owned businesses 55% of the value of assets is despicable. This with the help of socialist politicians
rolly t says:
Warren Buffett is clearly a full on old crazy looney douche nozzle!
Just who I want my president to be invoking at SOTU!