Mon 26 Jan, 2009
Goddamnit…I hate my state.
A law being proposed by a state Senator in South Carolina that would make it a felony to use profanity in a public forum, whether written or spoken (so assume the internet is included). Punishment could include fines up to $5000 or prison sentences up to 5 years in length.
This guy is a fucking idiot. What was his thought process when he introduced this bill? Why didn’t someone pull him aside and say, “Hey Robert, don’t you think it would be better to try and pass a law that helped out the schools or our health care or try to get more jobs in our state or, I got it, why don’t you pass a law that will let us take down that fucking rebel flag from atop the capital?”
Nobody told him that because everyone is fucking stupid. They honestly think they can control cuss words? These fuckers can’t even control the budget.
But it gets worse than that. There’s a club in Southern California that was started by a 14 year-old boy and it’s now become popular with adults. It’s called the No Cussing Club. That’s right. The No Cussing Club. They have a website and everything. The club even has a fucking motto:
I won’t cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!
Jesus fucking Christ. What’s wrong with kids today? I remember the first time I cussed, I shat my pants with excitement. It freed up my vocabulary. Instead of telling a kid to “Shut up, you stupid fat butt”, I was screaming “Fuck you, you retarded fat ass”…and it felt good.
But now we have big, fat, pussies for kids and I blame their big, fat, pussy parents. I mean, what do you except when pussified parents reproduce? Tough, mature, kids? Please. You get kids who make stupid ass clubs when they’re young and pointless fucking laws when they’re old.
Christ these people are stupid people. If you don’t like cuss words, don’t talk to people who cuss. Or you could just walk the other way. Or you could grow a fucking pair and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Goddamnit.
I hope both of these assholes get into an accident and are turn into slobbering vegetables and the only person who can take care of them is some old, wrinkly, bald fuck who has a serious case of tourettes syndrome and shouts, “GODDAMNIT MY ASSHOLE FEELS LIKE IT’S ON FUCKING FIRE” every three minutes.
Bunch of pathetic cock strokers….
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Tags: Fucking pussies, Government, I hate little kids, McKay Hatch, No Cussing Club, Robert Ford, Senator, South CarolinaComments (4)
stunatra says:
That is pretty sad. I guess he never heard of freedom of speech, eh? I don’t know why people get all upset over cuss words. They’re just words. The only thing this post is missing is a reference to George Carlin’s 7 words.
Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – I agree. It’s times like this that I miss George Carlin the most…
C Mattson says:
I swear too much. It’s not something I’m proud of–but it’s a bad habit. That being said, you touched upon something at the beginning of your post that is a real sore point with me:
CAN’T OUR POLITICIANS PRIORITIZE?
Swear words?!? Really? That’s the biggest issue of our time? Ever look at the state of Health care? Poverty? Unemployment? Education? Immigration? How about making a MEANINGFUL fucking difference in your state?
Perhaps I’ve got it all wrong. Why set the bar at some unobtainable height? Why not just adjust your aim lower (a LOT lower)? I say we make it illegal to step on a crack on the sidewalk (mother’s backs being broken and all)! Is it too early to start drinking at 10am? Just asking… no reason…
Phuck Politics says:
@CMattson – I agree. South Carolina’s unemployment is 9.5%. You’d think the Senator would do something about that but he’s to fucking busy with this stupid shit.