Wed 28 Jan, 2009
…you just made me shit myself.
As President Obama pushes for the closure of Guantanamo Bay prison, the debate over where to house the terror detainees being held there is heating up.
An exclusive video of a former Gitmo detainee’s martyrdom tape, obtained by FOX News, is a reminder of the concerns that terror suspects — who have been held but released from Guantanamo Bay — are increasingly returning to the fight against the United States and its allies.
Abdallah Ali al-Ajmi was transferred back to his home country of Kuwait after his release from Guantanamo in 2005. Last April he blew himself up in a homicide attack that killed 12 people in Mosul, Iraq.
Al-Ajmi, known in Guantanamo as Detainee 220, made his martyrdom tape before the attack.
“In the name of Allah, most compassionate, most merciful and prayers and peace be upon our Prophet,” al-Ajmi says in the video. “I thank Allah, Lord of the Worlds, who freed me from Guantanamo prison and, after we were tortured, connected me with the Islamic State of Iraq [ISI]. And it is the gift of Allah to follow the path of this nation, the ISI.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up now. This guy blew himself up in April 2005? What the fuck Fox News? Why didn’t you mention that somewhere in the picture? You made it seem like this guy blew himself up today.
Oh..I get it. You’re trying to scare me. Make me think that the moment we release those people from Guantanamo Bay they’re going to start blowing themselves up like fireworks, right? Fox News, you almost had me, you tricky, slimy, dirty twat, you.
I mean this guy wouldn’t have decided to blow himself up because he was tortured, right? I mean I’m sure he wanted to be tortured so he could get some street cred. Yeah I know, blowing yourself up isn’t cool anymore. To be part of the cool gang, you have to go to Gitmo and get tortured. Because everyone knows that unless you’re tortured at Gitmo you’re living a pretty sweet life there. You get free room and board. Free clothes. Clean air. It’s a great place to be forced to live at.
Fuck you Fox News. I know the main stream media isn’t telling us the whole truth but the shit that comes out of your mouth would embarrass Satan. What’s worse is that people out there believe you. They listen to the worthless bags of cum that you employee and honestly think they’re well informed.
Goddamnit.
I don’t know what has hurt our society more, reality television or you. Wait…who the fuck am I kidding? Reality TV wasn’t the driving force behind having governor bush steal the election twice. I can’t wait till some deranged person walks into your building and starts shooting at everything that moves. Hopefully the person will do it while Glenn Beck is live on air…
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Tags: Barack Obama, Fox News, Fox News sucks, Guantanamo Bay, President Obama, Someone please blow them up, TerroristComments (32)
RE Ausetkmt says:
Nothing New – Same OLD FOX..
Phucked Up INdeed
RE Ausetkmts last blog post..It’s Wacked Out Wednesday, So Tell Us Katie, Why You Suckin Weezy’s A77 ?
Phuck Politics says:
@RE Ausetkmt – We know it, but why doesn’t everybody else?
JusticServed says:
1 – “Oh..I get it. You’re trying to scare me. Make me think that the moment we release those people from Guantanamo Bay they’re going to start blowing themselves up like fireworks, right? ”
I don’t believe foxnews is trying to get you to believe it – given the facts from the story this can and did happen. If you want to try and prove it didn’t by all means investigate.
2 – “governor bush steal the election twice”
Once again going against facts is a very hard side to take. George Bush won the election twice. The recount was done by numerous independent councils to include those that did not want George W. to win. Feel free to misinform those and hope to push your side by quoting the tin foil hat groups that also believed the moon landing was faked. Run with it.
3. “Damnit Fox News…
This is my favorite – spelling words wrong brings your credibility down below a Weekly World News level. For future rants and raves the word is “Dammit” – feel free to copy and paste from here. Better yet start going to classes at night or whenever you can break away from your shift at the Waffle House. Best of luck with that.
Kevin says:
How do you “blow yourself up” and still spend 4 years in git, either he’s the worst matyr ever or some kind of robot from the future that explosives don’t affect, or possible some sort of god, i’m pretty sure if i blew myself up i wouldn’t be typing here right now.
anyone else find that wierd
Jeremy says:
glenn beck isn’t on fox news…but yeah…fuck him anyway
Wolfgang says:
I’m pretty sure it says there he blew himself up last april… not april 2005.
Phuck Politics says:
@Justic Served – If Fox News wasn’t trying to scare me, why did they use that fucking picture? They could have gotten their point across without the Middle Eastern guy staring at me beside a giant fireball. They’re trying to make people scared without giving any facts in the article. Why was he there? How long has he been there? What did we did to him while he was there? They told us nothing except that he got released and killed 12 people and we should expect more of this once Obama closes Gitmo.
How am I going against the facts with governor bush? Did the Supreme Court not intervene in the first election? Was there not evidence that voter tampering happened in Ohio during second election? And where the fuck did I say anything about the moon landing being fake, you stupid fuck?
Also thanks for the English lesson you huge pussy. I guess you were running out of talking points that you’ve heard from Fox News and Rush Limbaugh so your fat ass had to attack a single grammatical error. I hope that you’re a fucking English teacher so you can pass on your vast grammatical knowledge to future generations.
Of course I’m sure you’re a big fat piece of shit that works the late shift at Wal-Mart and bitches about how you got screwed out of that college scholarship because you weren’t black. Do everybody a favor and stick your head in a chip grinder, you worthless fuck.
@Kevin – I wish you did blow yourself up so I wouldn’t have had to read your stupid fucking attempt at humor.
@Jermey – Unfortunately Glenn Beck is on Fox News. Just started. His show is from 5pm to 6pm est.
@Wolfgang – You’re right. In my intense rage at Fox News I made a mistake. My bad.
Wolfgang says:
dude…intense rage at fox news? you have intense rage at everyone. everyone in the media is trying to scare you. they want ratings. they want you to be scared so you’ll buy their sponsors’ crap to satisfy yourself. all the information we get is filtered through channels we never even see.
JusticServed says:
Thanks for providing an even more absurd argument than your 3rd grade level written “work of art” above.
1- If foxnews was indeed trying to scare you and you were indeed scared as you say then I would stop watching the news. You far too fragile to handle what’s going on in the world. You’re arguing with what was indeed fact. The person above did indeed blow himself up – along with others. If you want to whitewash it by all means run the exact hard news story and post the picture you want. Something a little less scary that your type can handle.
2 – You are going against the facts – you stated above that George Bush stole two elections. Did I misquote you somewhere. The supreme court stepped in and ruled in favor of Bush – or am I wrong in someway? Did they not step in when they saw violation of the 14th Amendment? Yes they did – you got part of the answer
3 – “Was there not evidence that voter tampering?” evidence does not mean it happened – and if there was enough evidence they would have made a case of it that actually proved it. So please if you have all your “evidence” please take it court and prove your point. Until then the rest of us will go on with our lives while you cry fowl for the past two elections.
4 – “Also thanks for the English lesson you huge pussy. I guess you were running out of talking points that you’ve heard from Fox News and Rush Limbaugh so your fat ass had to attack a single grammatical error. I hope that you’re a fucking English teacher so you can pass on your vast grammatical knowledge to future generations.Of course I’m sure you’re a big fat piece of shit that works the late shift at Wal-Mart and bitches about how you got screwed out of that college scholarship because you weren’t black. Do everybody a favor and stick your head in a chip grinder, you worthless fuck.”
who can argue with this? so awesome in so many ways
I have to show this to everyone – please post this on the front page – not that anyone had any problem wondering how smart/dumb you were … but this is great.
Let me know how this works out for you waffle boy
Cheat Sheet Phor PhuckPolitics
————-copy here—————–
F7 – spellcheck (so I don’t look stupid)
Fact Check (so I don’t look stupid)
http://www.loc.gov/index.html
—–End Copy—————
Remember you goal is to not look stupid while trying to prove your point – you’ve done neither
HTH
ItTookJimmyCarterToGiveUsRonaldReagan says:
“If Fox News wasn’t trying to scare me, why did they use that fucking picture?”
I totally agree. Why not a teddy bear, or a rainbow? Corrupt Fox News. I’m going to go ahead and watch something unbiased, like MSNBC.
“They’re trying to make people scared without giving any facts in the article. Why was he there? How long has he been there? What did we [do] to him while he was there? They told us nothing except that he got released and killed 12 people and we should expect more of this once Obama closes Gitmo.”
I know! It’s not like Gitmo has other terrorists! After such a pleasant stay, what reason do these extremists have to be angry? Isn’t it great to live in a world were criminals are not criminals anymore once their jail is closed? I’m sure they realized the atrocious nature of their actions while conversing with similar criminals. Former detainees will sing in the words of Robert Plant: “Leaves are falling all around, it’s time I was on my way. Thanks to you, I’m much obliged for such a pleasant stay.”
Oh wait….
James says:
haha “terror detainees”
Phuck Politics says:
@Wolfgang – I know the media tries to scare the shit out of everyone. I know MSNBC and CNN slant the truth, but at least they try to include facts in their reports. Fox News doesn’t and it pisses me off how they act like everything they report is the truth and everyone else is a lying piece of shit.
@JusticServed – How the fuck can you ridicule me about my poor grammatical error when you make a statement like “You far too fragile…” and forget to capitalize Supreme Court? Get the fuck out of here with your hypocrisy. Those errors void your stupid fucking argument.
So I’m not going to talk about how the Bush v. Gore ruling was the first time in the history of the United States that the Supreme Court decided who won the election, nor will I talk about how Republican IT consultant Michael Connell getting issued a subpoena in a case regarding the voter tampering in Ohio, but the case being dropped because he died in a plane crash. I’m not even going to defend myself at your shitty attempt at insulting me by calling me “waffle boy”.
In fact, I’m done arguing with your retarded ass. Why? Because arguing with you is like raping a midget that has Down Syndrome. Sure it’s fun for awhile but once the thrill wears off, I start to feel bad.
@ItTookGoFuckYourselfYouStupidFuckingCunt – Get the fuck out of here with that pathetic attempt at humor.
Wolfgang says:
Wow man you have serious rage issues that need to be checked. Are you ok?
Justin says:
haha. Nice job man. You seem to have a lot of faithful followers. Congrats on the 3000+ visits.
SarahE says:
That’s my fault he got all the hits
I told everyone this guy was funnier than the Onion
I didn’t realize until later someone showed me his comments. I didn’t think he was totally serious. That will teach me to read the bottom first.
Wolfgang and the rest are right. You should really focus on something else and calm down. You’re not doing your side any good.
Justin 2 says:
I like your tags.
President Obama
Terrorist
Someone please blow them up
Couldn’t agree more.
Phuck Politics says:
@SarahE – Well blow me through a glory hole. I thought there was more than one person who liked this post. Didn’t know you had so much pull on the internet. I hate that I shot my load so early now that I’ll never get your blessing again.
@Justin 2 – Haha thanks. Thought I would make sure I covered all my bases when I did my tags.
make money online says:
FOX news is SHIT! i think we all know who funds that program!
bunch of FUCKIN PUPPETS!!
Steve says:
I would just as soon hear the shit on Fox as I would listen to the Katie bullshit..It kills me when she gets her poor sympathetic look and lowers her voice like she really cares. The bitch is looking at herself on camera to capture the just about ready to cry shot. What a cunt!
Steve says:
Where’s the Glen Beckm page? Did anyone see this fucking pussy crying the other day? He was interviewing someone that lost their daughter years ago. This is sad but Beck said while trying to break in to fake tears “I’m with a network that cares now, don’t worry the Calvary is coming!” what a pussy this guy is……What a Goat Fuck!
Dick says:
no glenn beck is still on fox news…and he fucking cried on tv….probably because he thins the black man in the white house is out to get him…either way….
I agree with the title of this post…I DO WISH SOMEONE BLEW UP FOX NEWS IN MANHATTAN FOR IT’S IRRESPONSIBLE NEWSCASTING AND CAUSING THE BIGGEST DIVERSITY IN AMERICA SINCE THE CIVIL WAR..
there i said it mofo’s…now i’m gonna go smoke with bill maher and throw darts at rush limbaugh’s fat ass while he gets cock slapped hazing style by every soldier he called “phony” and we’ll watch an coultoure get faced fucked and become a cum dumpster….yea i fucking said it…i said those harsh things…cuz sorry conservatives need to act like their forefathers…the wigs and fucking die out….and let us…sensible people who believe ther should be peace, healthcare, and education for all….and are smart enough to turn off the radio when we here, barack obama lost .023294% ratings in his last conference…BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT THE FUCK UP SEAN HANNITY BEFORE I SICK JOE BIDEN TO PUNCHASIZE YOUR FAT FACE WHILE COLMES LOOKS DOWN AND PISSES ON YOU AND SAYS”YOU SHOULDA LISTEN TO ME ASSHOLE”
sorry…maybe that was harsh…but i just had to get it out of my system…..cuz thats the pure hatred i have for people who create hate and call for natty ice light beer drinkers who sit around their fucking motor homes saying this is my america wah ah wah wah……
everyone go watch nancy pelosi’s daughter’s documentary of john mccain supporters in the heat of the election…and yu’ll see why these ppl need to fucking act like the confederate flag and move the fuck out…they are destroying this country…..a;lksjfaksjflkjsl;fslfjasljl frustration…
go fucking cry to your daddy rush limbaugh glenn before i kick you in the fucking nuts….fuck old conservatives….
if someone wants to be conservative…cool…no problem….everyone has different beliefs….but don’t go around calling for death to liberals and blah blah blah blah….be intelligent and actually have something intelligent and constructive to say instead of sitting behind a mic in your basement saying ditto and selling gitmo t-shits on your webiste (FUCKING RUSH LIMBAUGH YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT! GO TAKE MORE DRUGS AND HOPE YOUR HEART EXPLODES WHILE YOU EAT THAT LAST PIECE OF CHEESECAKE)
Dick says:
by the way…sheppard is secretly gay….funny if fox really knew that
Dick says:
and the only two decent people who should not be in the building when fox blows up is mike huckabee cuz he’s actually a decent person and doesn’t go fucking nutso and crazy…and cavuto…cuz he’s a cool dude and looks good in a tux…what can i say
Phuck Politics says:
@Dick – Pelosi’s daughter made a documentary? I did not know that. I’m going to check it out.
And I hate Sheppard Smith, but I loved how he mocked Glenn Beck.
businessclix says:
geez, phuck
how the hell did this post get all these little girls panties in a bunch?
anyways, in my opinion, you are funnier than the onion, and the comments only help!
so fuck those stupid commentors, and i cant believe that one pussy posted this link as a “fact checker” : http://www.loc.gov/index.html
Phuck Politics says:
@Businessclix – I have no idea why this pissed people off so much.
DhonPal says:
Dropping by!… need to polish on my political science 101 before i comment
Phuck Politics says:
@DhonPal – Well thanks for dropping by.
Boss B says:
Phuck… this is hilarious. I know this is old but kudos. I’m going to have to check this site out more often.
Phuck Politics says:
@Boss B – Thanks for the complement, and please keep coming back.
M. Rickman says:
What an idiot…if you hate so much why don’t you just blow yourself up. But please do it in private so that no one else is hurt. The world would be a better place without your hate mongering. Waffle boy that’s priceless…
Phuck Politics says:
@M. Rickman – Um…what?