Thu 29 Jan, 2009
Because he’s whining like a worthless bitch.
While President Obama’s special envoy tries to broker peace in the Middle East and the White House dangles an olive branch before a near-nuclear Iran, a new foreign policy confrontation is in the making — with the Vatican.
After he ended a ban last week on federal funding to international groups that perform or promote abortions, Obama is taking heat from the Roman Catholic Church, that political powerhouse based overseas.
“Among the many good things that he could have done, Barack Obama instead chose the worst,” said Monsignor Elio Sgreccia, a top official with the Vatican’s Pontifical Academy for Life.
“If this is one of President Obama’s first acts, I have to say, in all due respect, that we’re heading quickly toward disappointment,” said Monsignor Rino Fisichella, who heads the Academy.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit. The worst he could do? The Catholic Church has the balls to say that? After the boy fucking issue? They honestly think they can sit there and tell Barack Obama what to do?
Hey Pope whatever the fucking number you are now, how about you do something worthwhile with your power instead of complaining like that hooker who didn’t want to do anal with me last night? Like changing the churches stance on condoms so all those horny bastards in Africa can stop spreading AIDS. Or how about you kick out all of those child fuckers from the church instead of relocating them. Or how about you allow homeless people to live in those big fucking churches you build instead of on the streets.
I’m sick and tired of people talking about the Pope as if he’s the smartest man in the world. Look at that fucking picture. He looks retarded. I don’t believe in God but if I did, I think He’d pick someone who didn’t invoke the image of that special kid in second grade who pissed his pants every time he looked in the mirror to be His go to guy on Earth.
This guy is a fucking joke. He sits around all day in white robes and wears a stupid ass hat and tells people that God has spoken to him. What a bunch of shit. If I tell people that God spoke to me, I’d be in a fucking nut house. Yet this stupid old cock has millions and millions of followers. How is that possible?
The sole reason why the Pope cares about abortion is if people do it, it cuts into the Catholic Church’s supply of little boys. So fuck the Catholic Church and their stupid fucking views. Maybe if there aren’t anymore kids to fuck, the Catholic Church will have to reverse their stupid fucking stance on masturbation…
18 Responses to “Will someone please shove a cock in the Pope’s mouth
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Tags: Barack Obama, Catholic Church, Fox News, Fuck the Pope, Pope, RepublicansComments (18)
Shane says:
Dude, I hate the Catholic Church, don’t get me wrong, check out my blog if you need to, but the guy in the pic has been dead for a few year, that’s John Paul II, the new pope is Benedict XVI, yeah, B-16, and he’s German to boot. Oh yeah, JP II suffered from Parkinson’s disease…
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Phuck Politics says:
@Shane – Thanks for updating me on my lack of Catholic Pope knowledge. All those assholes look the same to me. Goofy old white guy dressed up in white robes and wearing a retarded looking hat. Sorta reminds me of the KKK…
stunatra says:
LOL, this post was hilarious. Thanks so much for this!
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Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – Haha…glad I could help.
Majase Cyc says:
LOL, another classic sword through the chest (or should that be ass?) post.
Never in the history of humans has their been a more pathetic, hypocritical, backwards bunch of dipshits that the Vatican.
Not to mention the fucking retarded irony of a bunch of old pederast MEN telling WOMEN what they can do with their own bodies.
They need to abort themselves with a hoover from Hell.
RE Ausetkmt says:
Yo Yo – this is interesting.
you know the catholic church is the chief lobbying arm for the gay male movement. no kidding
Good work PP,
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Phuck Politics says:
@Majase Cyc – I agree. The Vatican is full of shit and until they know what it’s like to give birth to a child or how difficult it is to raise a child while working three low paying jobs, they need to shut their fucking mouths.
@RE Ausetkmt – That would explain a lot…
Angry Max says:
That picture is fantastic, even though it’s the last pope. You also could have mentioned how the pope recently let back in some Nazi apologists and Holocaust deniers, and oh yeah, how the Church supported the Nazis and fascists during WWII. Not that it matters. Everybody knows the pope is a buffoon.
Ambivorous says:
I ain’t stickin’ my cock anywhere near a priest;s mouth! Have any hawt nun pictures?
Phuck Politics says:
@Ambivorous – I think you have a better chance with the pope…
Preciado says:
WTF is wrong with u! I bet your a little bitch ass who hates anyone who disagrees with u! Stop your fucking bitching! I mean who makes a website telling people to shove their cocks in other guys mouths. What a FUCKING MORON!!!
Preciado says:
but i will agree with you on obama and the war in iraq. Obama needs to get his ass into gear and stop being such a man pussy, If we go back to iraq in 10 or 15 years for the same reason’s im gona fucking start world war 3
Phuck Politics says:
Preciado – How can you tell me to stop bitching, then turn around and bitch about starting WW3?
Burlingame says:
Fuck the Catholic Church! Fuck the world!!!
Phuck Politics says:
@Burlingame – I should put that on a shirt.
slacka says:
the vatican is full of shit cause a bunch of old dudes sit about all day being pampered and wanna talk about suffering and injustic if they help no one needs to rob and all the do if get off on littlk boys tsk tsk
JP Schin says:
The Pope, the Vatican, just the whole Catholic fate is just money making business.. They dont care, they dont want to know, they wont help and will not pay to help suffering people in the world.. especially if they are from another religion.. The Vatican is hidding a extreamly large amount of Gold, diamond and all sorts of cash etc.. Thats why the world is still poor and suffering!!! just imagine how many billions of dollar the catholic church is collecting everyday.. and world is still like this?
Mitchell says:
@Preciado Aren’t you doing exactly the same? Hating on someone who disagree’s with you? How hypocritical.