Mon 2 Feb, 2009
And someone needs to smack the shit out of them.
President Obama is stressing bipartisanship when it comes to the $900 billion economic stimulus plan being considered in the Senate, and he may get it — in unity of opposition.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said Sunday he “can’t believe that the president isn’t embarrassed about” the stimulus packages that have passed the House and the Senate appropriations and finance committees.
So let me get this straight. When Wall Street was close to failing and they offered to give Congress the best blow job of their life, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout. When the car industry came groveling to Congress and offered to sacrifice their firstborn on the Capital steps, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout. But when the American people come begging for help, wearing nothing but a potato sack and clutching their newborn babies to their chest, the Republicans turn up their noses and say, “We want to help but this goes against our ideology.”
What a bunch of shit.
If Republicans really cared about spending money, we wouldn’t be over in Iraqi wasting 3 trillion dollars. But they don’t. They don’t give a shit about the American people. They only care about the rich.
But why don’t people see the Republicans for what they truly are: big, fat, old, white, I-hate-gays-but-I-get-fucked-in-the-ass-every-night jerkoffs? Because people are fucking stupid. They care about how bad they get fucked by their own party as long as they can keep their fucking guns, gays don’t have any rights, and they get to preach about the Sanctity of Life bullshit.
Goddammit I can’t wait till this country goes broke because these fucking idiots are to fucking stupid to notice. I hope they have to sell their daughters into prostitution and their sons into slavery. I hope their wives become barren so they don’t produce more stupid fucking kids. And I hope that the men are forced to sit around street corners, begging for a job that will never come.
I hope all of these things happen since people are too fucking lazy to turn off their goddamn television and read about how they’re getting fucked over. Oh that’s right, they can’t read because our fucking school system sucks major elephant dick….goddammit we are fucked…
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Tags: Bailout, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, Republicans, Republicans don't give a fuck about you, Stimulus Plan, Wall StreetComments (9)
stunatra says:
Brilliant post.
As Carlin said “We’re all fucked. It helps to remember that.”
“The shit they shuffle around every 4 years doesn’t mean a fucking thing.”
I miss that old fuck. I bet he’d love your blog, it’s a real hoot.
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RE Ausetkmt says:
so do we have any possibility that there will be a workable compromise sometime soon PP ?
got your comment on the other blog about the failure and the golden toilet. thanks
Heresy Today says:
I see you made no mention of wearing a condom, or using any type of “birth control” whilst doing what you propose in the picture of the button…
Are we to assume that:
A: You do not advocate “Safe Sex”?
B: You would risk the chance of an “unwanted pregnancy” with a political party you appear to take issue with?
Majase Cyc says:
Hypocrites of the highest order; then again so are most all politicians these days. But I agree, Repubes have taken it to unforeseen levels in recent years.
I’m a Libertarian, and I still want to eviscerate the fuckers.
Kill your TV’s people.
Heresy Today says:
Hey! I’m a Libertarian too! Now I don’t feel so out of place here! LOL
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Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – I would walk around with a permanent hard-on if George Carlin read my blog. Luckily he doesn’t because that would be uncomfortable for me.
@RE Ausetkmt – There will only be a workable compromise when it benefits the rich fucks.
@Heresy Today – Fuck yea I’m for birth control. I live by the motto of “Don’t be a stupid, fucking fool…wrap your goddamn tool.”
@Majase Cyc – There’s an unwritten rule that states “If you are going to run for office, you have to be a hypocrite.”
Heresy Today says:
Ya know… You are just as hilarious on Twitter as you are here…
I know that is “off-topic”, but I just had to say that after the George Carlin quote today… LOL
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make money online says:
yep , america is truly truly fucked! i smell anarchy right around the corner!!!:)))
all we see anymore is the government getting away with crimes that they lock our family members up for!!!
what do they think is going to happen! boy i can not wait until the molotov cocktails start raining down on these bitch asses over here!!
Phuck Politics says:
@MakeMoneyOnline – I can’t wait to watch Molotov cocktails raining down on CNN and Fox News. Fuck being in the middle of it…