Wed 18 Feb, 2009
That’s what you’re going to go with on the front page Fox News? A crazy monkey? Not a story on the Stock Market crashing or how GM and Chrysler are asking for more money, but a story on how the owner of the monkey called 911 screaming,”Hurry, please! He ripped her face off.”
Listen, I think it’s a funny story. I really do. And I’m sure there are people who would love to read about how a crazy old white lady raised this monkey for 14 years before it chewed her friend’s face off. But come on. There are more important stories that need reporting other than this and how pissed off Facebook nerds are over the new TOS.
Do some fucking investigating and report on important goddamn stories. Report on what GM and Chrysler did with the money from the first bailout. Report on how the Stock Market fell 297.81 points yesterday and how that affects Americans. Report on how Republicans are taking credit for the stimulus after voting against it.
Stop reporting stupid stories like Adolf Hitler’s bad table manners. The man killed 6 million Jews without remorse and you’re surprised he didn’t have table manners? What the fuck? How do you report these fucking stories and still have the balls to say you’re the best news station in America?
And why don’t the reporters stand up and say, “These are fucking stupid stories. Let’s do some real reporting.” I know they’re not that stupid and believe they’re helping the country. They have to know how their reporting is slowly killing America. They have to know how damaging each report they give, where opinions are given as facts, is to America’s journalistic integrity. They have to know how unethical they’re being by misleading the public.
I know they know how bad they’re fucking over America and that’s why I hope every person who works for Fox News dies in a freak car accident that involves maple syrup, goose feathers, a mentally ill baby rhino, three hyper children with state of the art rocket launchers and a piece of strawberry pie. And I hope NBC records the accident and plays it over and over again on MSNBC for five years…dirty cunts…
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OM says:
I saw MSNBC this morning. They had this teaser that went something like, “After the break, more of the chimpanzee attack 911 call.” The anchor was drooling when she was saying that. Like there’s nothing more important than hearing, ‘He’s pulling her face off.’”
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Phuck Politics says:
@OM – I’m upset that something like this didn’t happen to Michael Jackson when he had his pet chimp.
Steve says:
The only reason I watch it is with hopes of getting a shot of Gretchen Carlson’s snach! Yummy!
Steve says:
The only reason I watch FOX NEWS is with hopes of getting a shot of Gretchen Carlson’s snach! Yummy!
Phuck Politics says:
@Steve – That’s gross.
RE Ausetkmt says:
Did you know they had the damn chimp for over a decade and it never had sex. what do you think made the chimp, chimp out?
lock yo ass up in a house with an old biddy and don’t give you none and I can guarantee somebody’s gonna get their face torn off. his nuts are four times the size of a human’s and they thought he was cool with that “lets Chill”..
oohhhh hell naw, I bet alot of chimp owners across the country are looking at their monkeys with a lil more respect today.
btw, have you fed “your monkey” today PP ?
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Phuck Politics says:
@RE Ausetkmt – My day doesn’t begin until I feed it…
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