Legalize the shit already... |

…all because of some drugs.

As violence continues to grow in Juarez’s drug cartel war, government officials struggle to maintain peace in the region and in it’s borders.

Juárez police chief Roberto Orduña Cruz resigned Friday after the drug cartel killed six city police officers this week and threatened to kill more unless he left the force.

Well folks, I hate to tell you this but terrorism works. You can’t stop people willing to kill others without remorse until they get their way. You can’t compete with that. You’re fucked unless you can find a way to stop their money supply.

But how can you do that? How can you stop the money drug cartels use to buy guns, bullets, rocket launchers, grenades, policemen, judges, lawyers, and politicians?

Drug legalization.

That’s right you fucking pussies. Legalize marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, ecstasy, and mushrooms. Every fucking drug the drug cartel sells should be legal. If grown men and women want to fuck up their health, let ‘em. How can we tell someone how bad snorting cocaine off the back of a stripper’s ass is for their health, when we allow people to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol?

And why should we do this?

Because it takes money out of the drug cartels’ hands. Why would someone pay a creepy old guy hiding in the back of an ally 90 dollars for a quarter of cannabis when they could go to a well-lit grocery store and buy it for 55? Plus, the government could make money by taxing it. They could turn the nations largest cash crop into a multi-billion dollar industry that would help get us out of this recession/depression.

But it won’t happen. Why? Because the War on Drugs benefits rich white businessmen. State and federal prosecutors, trail lawyers, judges, private prisons, politicians, the DEA, the FBI, the CIA, state and local police. To many people make money off of this war for legalization to help.

They will use the money they’ve stolen to lobby Congress and the White House for tougher drug laws while placing their people on all the major news stations and have them say, “If drugs are made legal, it will be the end of America. People will be so high on PCP and crack cocaine that they’ll storm into your house and ass fuck your wife and daughter. If you don’t have a wife and daughter, they’ll ass fuck you and your son. They’ll ass fuck everybody in your goddamn house. Not even your fucking pets’ buttholes are safe from the ass fucking that’s going to take place in this country if drugs are made legal.”

So I want this shit to continue.

I want the shootouts to spill over into Texas and catch those fucking Minutemen in the cross fire and kill ‘em. I want the violence to spread into New Mexico, Arizona, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Oklahoma, and Alabama. I want people to cry out to the federal government for help but can’t get any because our soldiers are to busy fighting overseas in a stupid fucking war.

I want all of this shit to happen and I hope I get to watch it on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News while smoking out Juan…my new dealer…

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14 Responses to “

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6:56 pm, 23 February, 2009 р.
stunatra says:

Brilliant fucking post and I totally fucking agree with everything!!

“Legalize marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, ecstasy, and mushrooms. Every fucking drug the drug cartel sells should be legal. If grown men and women want to fuck up their health, let ‘em. ”

Exactly! Alcohol is legal and it is more harmful than some of the illegal stuff… pretty sad… what a fucked up country we live in.

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7:50 pm, 23 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Stunatra – I agree. Any country that legally sells beverages designed to make fat, unattractive women attractive, deserves a special spot in hell.
11:18 pm, 23 February, 2009 р.
The BoBo says:

Dude! You need to take a few hits next time BEFORE you blog. No mellow on this post! LOL

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1:00 am, 24 February, 2009 р.
RE Ausetkmt says:

Lawd Have Mercy PP,
but to be honest – us policy supports you.

lets just all do like Ray Charles and
“Lets Go Get Stoned.. whoooooaaaa whooooaa whooooaa”

I support the Legalization of Marijuana and Hemp Only.

I support a medically supervised management system for other drugs, which are addictive, including alcohol and nicotines.

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8:38 am, 24 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@The Bobo – I smoked a joint before posting thing. Can you imagine what I’d have said if I didn’t?

RE Ausetkmt – I say legalize them all and tax the hell out of them.
11:06 am, 24 February, 2009 р.
Denford says:

Did you know that the American constitution was written on hemp paper (weed, marijuana!)

And did you know that George Washington grew a whole farm of weed?

Came across these facts recently and I am fully 100% in support of the legalisation. It will actually save lives, I think. Whereas the dark alleys you speak of have no quality control.
11:13 am, 24 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Denford – I did know that. Did you know that cannabis wasn’t illegal until 1937?

I say legalize it and tax it, just like the bill in California says…
4:14 pm, 25 February, 2009 р.
reform on marijuana says:

i made a post pertaining to this, and how it is the american governments own fault for allowing the glamorizing images of marijuana on clothing and products and in the media for the last 10 years.

the american government is also solely responsible for allowing gangster rappers and violence to be glamorized on television

what did they think would happen?

http://reformonmarijuana.blogspot.com/2009/02/dear-godplease-end-this-war-on-humanity.html

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4:16 pm, 25 February, 2009 р.
reform on marijuana says:

by the way, i hope the same thing u said happens, i cant wait until the REAL hardcore violence spills into their hometowns and they get shot up by mexican cartels

all over something they could have prevented long ago

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7:43 am, 26 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@reform – Looks like your wish for marijuana reform is happening California. I hope it spreads across the country.
8:26 am, 27 February, 2009 р.
More states need to do this... | says:

[...] Hell yes. Why is CBS News the only ones talking about this? Legalizing cannabis would save our economy. We could make billions off of taxing it, save billions from ending the War on Drugs and take the power out of the hands of those Mexican drug cartels. [...]
11:23 am, 16 March, 2009 р.
Goddammit....we're screwed. | says:

[...] I’m worried. I’m worried about all the drug dealers crossing the US/Mexico border. I’m worried about the gang violence that’s going on, and how thousands of people [...]
9:32 am, 26 March, 2009 р.
Fuck this shit, I need a smoke... | says:

[...] from some creepy drug dealer instead of going to a local dispensary. Because of the government, drug cartels are becoming more powerful. Because of the government, we’re spending hundreds of billions of dollars we don’t [...]
1:06 am, 15 September, 2011 р.
Pussy killer says:

Come try that bullshit in my town You fucking drug cartel pussies. That’s right. PUSSIES. Bring it bitches.