Fuck Glenn Beck... |

…Glenn Beck is a gigantic retard.

It’s official–I may have spent too much time in New York City these past few years, because I’m actually beginning to think about things like a New Yorker. For instance, life with our new President Barack Obama is beginning to feel a lot like being in a taxi, stuck in rush hour traffic: You’re not crazy about the guy behind the wheel, not only do you not like where you’re going (you are trapped in Manhattan after all), but you can’t understand the route he’s taking to get you there, and the whole thing is costing you a small fortune. Yes, a cab ride in the big city is like being on The Road to Socialism.

Maybe not. I kinda understand him. He’s saying socialism is like a taxi ride. I don’t know what the fuck that means, but maybe his next example will help me out.

If Obama wanted to rush in to “save” the ice cream cone industry, I could probably learn to live with that. As much as I’d hate to have the low quality government cones, I think we’d all live happy, normal and productive lives if we were forced to eat our ice cream with spoons out of little bowls.

Nope.

I was right, this guy’s a retard. He’s using a taxi ride and ice-cream to describe what socialism means to him. Jesus Christ, my retarded imaginary friend Carlos knows more about politics than this dumb fuck. We need to find out who hired this piece of shit and beat ‘em to death with a King James Bible.

There’s no fucking way someone interviewed Glenn Beck and thought, “This guy is a fucking genius. His political views are fantastic. He’s two fingers deep in America’s pussy and she’s moaning for more. Goddammit…I can’t wait to put this man on TV.”

Hell no.

I guarantee you they were thinking , “This guy is fucking nuts. Hoping for another civil war? Katrina victims are scumbags? What the fuck is he talking about? And why did I agree to an interview? Who the fuck would want to watch this guy…wait…wait a minute. Our NASCAR demographic would eat this shit up. My God…I’m about to make a fuck load of money.”

Goddammit, I hate Glenn Beck. His drunk, no talent ass should be out on the street sucking dick for cheeseburgers, not getting paid millions of dollars to be on TV. I can’t wait until this cocksucker gets pancreatic cancer and dies in the middle of an interview…

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4:37 pm, 24 February, 2009 р.
Aoi says:

I wish some pundit on some channel would just once get the definition of socialism right. Just once. But they’re all virgins on the subject, like little kids pretending they know something about sex.
4:41 pm, 24 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Aoi – I’d love it if the pundits would stop saying communism is the same as socialism.
8:55 pm, 24 February, 2009 р.
Heresy Today says:

Are you under the impression that there is some “journalists/pundits” who are NOT a retards? LOL

As if the media on planet earth had ANY “legitimacy” left?
9:12 pm, 24 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Heresy Today – I’d like to find one journalist that isn’t retarded.
3:09 am, 25 February, 2009 р.
Heresy Today says:

@PP…

Good luck! Let me know when you find him/her so I can drop dead in my tracks!
3:48 pm, 25 February, 2009 р.
skwguitar says:

The one thing I will give Glenn Beck credit on is he’s one of the only tv news/media figures to go after the Federal Reserve.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day though, and you’re right, Beck is crazy.

skwguitars last blog post..Clean Coal commercial
5:14 am, 26 February, 2009 р.
Hans says:

That’s the only thing I miss about living in the jointed states of america; yelling and screaming against the retard political commentators…
CNN was banned from Amsterdam cable system 10 years ago, since they were not ‘added value’ for us Dutch, but here in Istanbul we have it all: cnbc, cnn and dozens of other US channels…yeah, they love you guys here in Turkey.)
kindest
hans

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7:35 am, 26 February, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@skwguitar – Yeah I’ve seen him talk about the Fed. Doesn’t matter though because he’s so fucking crazy that people won’t pay attention.

@Hans – You were able to live in Amsterdam and didn’t have to watch shitty news programs? I’m jealous.
9:06 am, 26 February, 2009 р.
Hans says:

Therefor I left for Miani, 9 years ago, to steer up the elections of 2000…))
wow, that was the time of my life, being at the centre op the world and voting fraud..)

Hanss last blog post..Statement #6
10:14 am, 3 March, 2009 р.
Everyday Glenn Beck wakes up, a child is sold into prostitution.... | says:

[...] Who the hell watches this man? How can this untalented ass-clown get his own show? Who the fuck keeps tuning in day after day to watch this cunt butcher the news? [...]
3:23 pm, 10 September, 2010 р.
Ridley says:

Americans need to wake up the fact that Beck is simply another opinion pushing charlatan who is a product of mormon cult theology and he mixes this with his personal make up as a dry alcoholic. On his radio show and Fox Network program he consistently demonstrates all the unstable behaviors of a dry alcoholic, which include grandiosity, judgmentalism, intolerance, impulsivity, ADD and indecisiveness. Alongside that reality, Glenn Beck does not possess a single ounce of journalistic integrity, has no college degree, has no qualifications and he is definitely not a true conservative. But then, what can anyone expect from someone who can’t find anything filthier than their own personal reflection?
Since people like Beck cannot survive on the basis of any personal merits, they survive by putting others down with lies and half truths in order to feel good about themselves. The truth about Beck is that he is a dry mormon alcoholic who never got the counseling required for alcoholics.
To further complicate things and confuse people, Beck flippantly throws around Christian terms like “God”, “Jesus”,”Holy Spirit,” as well as voices of other so called “Spirit Powers” on his radio talk show. Beck is a mormon in active standing with the mormon church and is not a Christian. Mormonism teaches many gods, that the god of the earth was once a man who attained godhood status, there is no trinity, the cross of Christ means nothing and that Jesus Christ and Satan were brothers.
Because Beck does not possess a single ounce of journalistic integrity, he is the perfect abortion poster child for Fox Network. The people who love what Beck says are no different than the impressionable sheep who loved every speech made by Adolf Hitler in his early years when he brought Germany into an era of economic prosperity These same sheep also blindly followed Hitler into one of the darkest chapters of world history.
Beck and the Fox Network both cater to the same lowest common denominator of demagoguery. Beck would not know the first thing about God as he is a mormon. Someone should ask him which of the many mormon gods he kept talking about during his argument with himself on Saturday on the square in DC. Like a typical dry alcoholic, Beck even lied on national television when he spoke about holding a document signed by George Washington. That event never took place.
Unfortunately, people who love being led around by the nose do not realize that he is talking about a different god than that of Christianity, Judaism or Islam and that he has been a product of mormon cultism from the day he started doing a radio talk show as an opinion pusher.
You don’t have to have a degree in psychology to see that he exhibits all the signs of a dry alcoholic. The only reason this unstable impressionable idiot fell into mormonism was because the woman he wanted to have sex with would not do so unless they got first got married and from that point, they joined the mormon cult.
Glenn Beck is as big a charlatan as Joseph Smith or that fifth grade graduate (Charles T Russell) who started the Jehovah’s Witness cult. This is Glenn Beck in a veryaccurate and concise nutshell. Considering the fact that Beck’s personal views are extreme Marxist Libertarian, his form of patriotism is false and he is a person who has no real substance or depth.
It will not surprise many of us when Beck’s next big thing is to come out of the closet and announce his homosexuality to the nation. I’m sure that Sarah Palin greatly appreciates all the blow jobs she receives from Beck.
2:46 pm, 24 November, 2010 р.
Concerned Citizen says:

Ridley is absolutely right. As such, I would never accept one of Glenn Beck’s free blow jobs. Who knows where all that mouth has been???