Mon 2 Mar, 2009
Jesus Christ Republicans, you’re getting talked down to by a twelve year-old boy who thinks he knows what conservatism is so he wrote a fucking book about it . Your party is a fucking joke. It has gone from fucking prepubescent boys to being taught by them and you enjoy it.
You gave the little shit a standing ovation for saying nothing. He didn’t say one original godamn thing. All he did was repeat what’s been said by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, George Will and the rest of those cocksucking elephant fuckers at Fox News. That’s it. And you stupid motherfuckers ate it up.
Where’s your fucking pride? Most of the people in the room are three times older than this kid and should know what conservatism is. What the hell am I talking about? Nobody knows what conservatism is. The last five Republican presidents didn’t even know what conservatism is because they were to busy growing the national debt, increasing the size of government and increasing the number of brown people killed around the world.
So how the hell does this kid know what conservatism is?
He doesn’t. He doesn’t know a goddamn thing. But that doesn’t stop him from acting like he does. And that doesn’t stop all you fucking jack-offs from stroking his ego. Republicans are setting this kid up to be a failure and that pisses me off.
Why?
Because this kid’s life is going to be ruined by a bunch of selfish, greedy, evil assholes who are doing nothing more than using him to sucker in more people into believe their party is the party that cares.
So where the fuck is this kid’s parents? Why aren’t they protecting him? Why aren’t they allowing their child to form his own political opinions instead of forcing theirs down his throat? It’s not like he was flipping through the TV channels one day and suddenly said, “I’m getting sick of watching cartoons and fun programs that make me laugh and enjoy life. I think I’ll flip it to Fox News and watch how we’re fucking over the world by invading countries and saying they have weapons of mass destruction.”
Jesus Christ.
This kid should be experiencing the joys of jerking off to internet porn, not giving a shitty speech to a room full of middle age white men who are going to fantasize about ass fucking him later tonight. Let the kid enjoy his life. Let him trick the neighbor’s daughter into touching his dick. Don’t force him into giving a two minute pep talk to a group of people so fucking crazy that Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal doesn’t want to be around them.
Let the kid enjoy his life before an old white guy fucks its up…
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Tags: Conservatism, Conservatives, CPAC, Fox News, Jonathan Krohn, Republicans, This kid is fuckedComments (15)
politcus says:
I lost count how many times he used the word “people” in his oh so basic, little speech.
Are the conservatives (and I don’t think that there were any REAL conservatives in that room) so desperate that they have to use this prepubescent gimmick to get them back in the game?
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Denea says:
Sounds like a morning after I wake up from several whiskey sours, jalapeno poppers, and fried mushrooms.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Politcus – I’m sure he was just being used as eye candy…how else would you get a bunch of middle age white men to come together and spend thousands of dollars at a giant, expensive political convention where you listen to speeches about how the government needs to spend less money and stop increasing in size?
Phuck Politics says:
@Denea – He sounds like half-drunk breaded white guy shitting his brain out?
Casey Myers says:
“going to fantasize about ass phucking him later tonight”
Man, you are brutal! Funny as hell, but brutal. I didn’t see Senator Larry Craig in the audience, but I guess he could have been. I think I saw Barney Frank disguised in the audience licking his chops.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Casey Myers – I’m sure Larry Craig and Barney Frank were in the VIP room during the speech…
Robert Barr says:
Just funny stuff man, funny stuff!
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Peter says:
I agree with what you are saying, although I would consider you more seriously if there was less swearing in your article.
Phuck Politics says:
@Robert Barr – You are too kind sir.
@Peter – My swearing can’t be that bad if you agree with what I’m saying.
KBB says:
I agree. Why is this little conservative bastard not in bed. The sad thing is that he makes more sense about conservatism than most of the people on the stage. What a joke. I hate to see this psycho in 20 years.
KBB says:
I was going to do a comment on this kid but I think you covered the topic nicely.
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Phuck Politics says:
@KBB – In 20 years this little shit will be campaigning for the Senate…
stunatra says:
This was hard to watch… this kid is 12 years old? He should be playing outside enjoying his child hood. Leave the politics for the big boys…when he gets to be of voting age, then he can preach.
Conservatism? wtf is that anymore anyway?
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Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – Nobody knows what conservatism is. It’s been dead for 30 years…
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