Glenn Beck needs to get assfucked to death.

Who the hell watches this man?  How can this untalented ass-clown get his own show?  Who the fuck keeps tuning in day after day to watch this cunt butcher the news?

Does he honestly think he’s funny?  Did his producers laugh when he said, “Listen, I know the next segment is about marijuana and I want to do something funny.  You know how marijuana smokers love to eat?  Well I’m going to do this…I’m going bring out the brownies from the green room and say, ‘Marijuana brownies anyone?’… You’re right Jim, our viewers will fucking love it…What?  Oh, I don’t know.  I guess I got my fantastic sense of humor from my father.  No, not my earthly father you dumbass.  I’m talking about Jesus Christ.  I guess He replaced my love of alcohol with a wonderful sense of humor…and I’m not complaining.”

What a fucking idiot.

And what the hell was up with the banner at the bottom?  Why does Glenn Beck need to use goofy cartoons during this segment?  Does he think it enhances his shitty jokes?  Or is he afraid that his viewers might lose interest and change the channel?

And what the fuck kind of questions was he asking? We shouldn’t use the economic situation to push through marijuana legalization? Wasn’t the Great Depression used to repeal alcohol prohibition?  Didn’t that help our economy?  So why is it so hard for this goofy fuck to connect the dots?  Legalizing marijuana will help the economy by allowing the government to tax it, regulate it, and turn it into a multi-billion dollar industry.

But of course this dumb shit doesn’t get it.  He’s to busy cracking jokes about how he only has two brain cells left.  Which proves my point…this man is a fucking retard.

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  1. 11:20 am, 3 March, 2009 р.
    nahummer says:

    “And there’s somebody, like, smoking pot next to a cop (incomprehensible noises)”
    -somehow this is part of his argument, that the police are allowed to arbitrarily choose who to arrest?
    -why can’t we connect 2 issues? Legalization and taxation (not to mention law enforcement and incarceration)
    -fucking moron!
    -thanks for putting this shit up on your site, we thankfully don’t get Faux News over here and I’d forget just how stupid those pricks are without Youtube

  2. 11:36 am, 3 March, 2009 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    @Nahummer – You don’t know how lucky you are…

  3. 1:36 pm, 4 March, 2009 р.
    Matt says:

    Great stuff… I always thought this guy was an idiot.

    Matts last blog post..How Low Can it Go?

  4. 1:50 pm, 4 March, 2009 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    @Matt – Now you can sleep well knowing that you were right….

  5. 5:48 pm, 4 March, 2009 р.
    legalize marijuana goddamnit says:

    glad to see so many people feel this way, glenn beck should probably go back to being a slob drunk

    http://reformonmarijuana.blogspot.com/2009/02/glenn-beck-you-are-retarded.html

    legalize marijuana goddamnits last blog post..Crooked cops murder woman and plant drugs, then they get off easy!!

  6. 7:02 pm, 4 March, 2009 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    @Legalize Marijuana Goddammit – I don’t think he ever stopped being a drunk.

  7. 9:21 am, 18 March, 2009 р.
    I hate God... | says:

    [...] be allowed on TV.   He’s so fucking stupid, his co-worker mocks him.  He lies,  he makes fun of his guests, and he gets mocked by guests on other Fox [...]

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