Thu 19 Mar, 2009
Holy shit I’m excited. AIG executives just received bonuses for ruining the country, and I can’t wait to see how pissed off Rick Santelli is. I bet he turns to those Wall Street assholes sitting behind him and screams,” I’m getting sick and tired of bailing out all of you pathetic, incompetent Wall Street losers. Why the fuck should taxpayers continue to bail you all out when you all are the reason why our country is fucked up in the first place? I hope every single one of you cocksuckers die in a fucking plane crash.”
Wait, what’s this shit Rick? Why are you defending them? What the hell? Where’s your passion? Where’s your since of duty? Oh – I get it. You can’t rip these cocksuckers because they might beat the shit out of you. You’re worried about your personal safety. I understand. I’ll let you slide on this one.
Since Santelli pussed out, where can I go to watch these Wall Street twats get ripped a new asshole? I know, I’ll turn to Fox News. Those fuckers care about the people. They’ve been calling out all this wasteful spending. I’m sure they’ll have a sound bite from a Republican Senator who’ll say exactly what I’m thinking.
Fuck yea Senator Charles Grassley. You tell those motherfuckers. Those fucking AIG people don’t deserve to live. They’ve ruined this country, and stole our money. Why the fuck should they get bonuses? Wait – aww come on Senator. Don’t lose your balls. No, don’t back track now – goddammit. Charles Grassley, you’re a fucking pussy.
Wait – that was a bit harsh. You’re a Senator. You can’t tell people to kill themselves. You’re in America, and that’s not how we roll. I’ll forgive you – this time.
So who’ll express my outrage over this shit? Who has the power to speak for the millions of people who are pissed off about these bonuses? Fucking Rush Limbaugh – that’s who.
This guy says whatever is on his mind. He is the man of the people. When we were bailing out the auto industry, he said we needed to do something about the unions, and those people were just middle class Americans struggling to provide for their family. I know this AIG shit has to piss him off. Come on Rush, speak for me baby. Let me hear you rip those fucking Wall Street bitches apart.
Goddammit, what the fuck is this shit? Where the fuck did your balls go Rush? You had no problem challenging the President of the United States to a debate, but you can’t rip these fucking assholes apart? Fuck you, you fat fucking pussy.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why isn’t anyone in the media or in the government pissed off about this? Why do they keep saying we can’t do anything about these bonuses because we have to honor their contracts? Weren’t these the same assholes who were calling for the UAW to alter their contracts, which they did? Why can’t we do the same thing with these cunts? I mean, isn’t it our money that’s bailing out AIG? Shouldn’t we have a say in this?
Oh shit, I’m so fucking stupid. How could I forget this – THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US.
If they did, they would’ve said,”Hey AIG. Fuck you and fuck your stupid ass contracts. You will do whatever the fuck we say because we’re giving you billions of dollars.” Then the media would have smacked Wall Street in the face with their hard cock, while our government ripped off Wall Street’s pants and ass fucked them so hard that they weep tears of blood.
But they aren’t. Why? Because they like gang banging us too much. We suck the media’s dick so well that the moment our lips wrap around their shaft they cum buckets. And our assholes are so tight that the government would be crazy to pull out.
We’ve become a nation of whores. We’ve allowed the media and the government to double team us for so long that they’re now letting their friends join in on the fun. I just hope they bring some lube. I’m starting to chafe a little bit….
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Tags: AIG, Barack Obama, Democrats, Fuck every single one of those fuckers, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Wall StreetComments (7)
Vast says:
Republicans will only bitch about shit when the Wealthy are getting fucked. Democrats will only bitch when their not getting to enjoy the fucking.
Phuck Politics says:
@Vast – Haha so true.
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Guy Vestal says:
So what have we learned from this bailout that NONE of the citizens wanted, only the Government & the Media?
I want to go down to Wall Street and stand out front with a sign saying…
“Jump You F*ckers”
Phuck Politics says:
@Guy Vestal – If you bring the sign, I’ll bring the bullhorn.
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Eat the rich says:
BURN THE RICH!
equal parts gasoline + styrofoam = napalm
napalm + glass bottle + rag = molotov
molotov + wall street = firestorm of victory