Bill and Hillary fucked up

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong on this one Hillary.

The United States shares the blame for Mexican drug trafficking and the attendant violence that has killed thousands in the past year alone, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Wednesday.

“Our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade,” she said en route to Mexico City, according to pool reports.

I find it a little hypocritical that your stupid ass says something like this when you clearly used drugs when you were younger.  I mean Jesus Christ, look at that fucking picture of Bill and you.  Look at that goofy grin on your face.  And those glasses – you’re stoned out of your goddamn mind.

I guess since you’re the Secretary of State you have to say stupid shit like this.  But fuck you for trying to place the blame on us.

All the government has to do is legalize all drugs and this retarded problem goes away.  But no, the government can’t do that because it would mean they lost this stupid fucking war.  And if there’s one thing our government hates more than helping its citizens, it’s admitting defeat.  So if you’re looking for someone to blame about this goddamn problem, blame the fucking government.

Because of the government, we have the highest prison population in the world.  Because of the government, hardworking Americans are turned into criminals for smoking a goddamn plant.  Because of the government, Americans are forced to buy the buds of a beautiful plant from some creepy drug dealer instead of going to a local dispensary.  Because of the government, drug cartels are becoming more powerful.  Because of the government, we’re spending hundreds of billions of dollars we don’t have to fight a war we’re never going to win.

So fuck you, you creepy old bitch.  I’m about to go supply my local drug cartel by buying an ounce of the stickiest of the ickiest.  And I’m going to take a huge bong hit in your honor – you stupid whore.

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  1. stunatra says:

    Yep, like Carlin said, if this country doesn’t like something they declare war on it. I wish they’d legalize this fucking shit already and start going after the real criminals. If nicotine, tobacco and alcohol can be legal then so can marijuana.

    stunatras last blog post..Ron Paul vs. Stephen Baldwin vs. Legalizing Marijuana


  2. Zirgar says:

    I love that photo. I bet neither one had washed for days before that picture was taken, and if they were stoned, they surely didn’t care. lol.

    On a serious note, you’re right: if drugs, not just marijuana, would be legalized then all of the crime associated with it would go away, just like the government found out with Prohibition back in the early part of the last century. These drugs could be taxed, controlled and made much safer than it they are now. I guess that makes too much sense. lol.

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  3. Hans says:

    You dont change, the same interesting language..))!
    I’m going to borrow this picture of ‘they;’..))!
    Kindest
    hans

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  4. Phuck Politics says:

    @Zirgar – If it makes sense, our government doesn’t want to hear about it.

    @Hans – Now why would I change my language? It works for me. And you’re more than welcome to use that kickass picture of Bill and Hillary.


  5. The BoBo says:

    If you legalize it – there would still need to be regulation on it just as there is with alcohol. I for one would not want to be on the road with anybody who is stoned out of their gourd. I remember those days (well – some of them)and I wasn’t exactly highly functional after using.

    Otherwise – good rant. But, remember – Billy Boy never inhaled. Psshhh.

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  6. Phuck Politics says:

    BoBo – You don’t want to be on the road with someone stoned, but you don’t mind being on the road with someone drunk?

    I’ve said it all along – legalize, regulate, and tax it.


  7. RE Ausetkmt says:

    PP, you know they hate anything that The PEOPLE Can Control. that’s why they were death on METH, and Bathtub Gin. even now you are supposed to get a license to produce your own homemade wine.. talk about absurd.

    American Doctors are Idiots, they are so smart they let ANYONE drive while on Vicodin; or heaven forbid Oxycontin; Zanex; and any matter of these mindbending tranquilizers; that folks are taking now. especially the older folks who are already in a diminished capacity – like me. LOL

    those are the most dangerous drivers on the road, because their reaction time is about 10 minutes later; “not before” they realize that something is happening. like driving 30 mph directly Into a massive street parade; a large crowd of people; or the front of a stationary building.

    PP Forgive Me, but I just ask your patience for a sec here.

    Please,, Bobo – are you serious ? Really Serious ? (smdh)

    “I for one would not want to be on the road with anybody who is stoned out of their gourd. I remember those days (well – some of them)and I wasn’t exactly highly functional after using.”

    Thanks for the Warning Bobo – I’ll make sure to continue to avoid all Clown Cars as a Regular Safety Practice.

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  8. businessclix says:

    this must be the “apocalypse”

    this.. is.. the.. end…

    by the way YET another ponzi scheme unveiled … http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/banking/2009-03-26-sec-ponzi-millennium-bank_N.htm?csp=34

    would love to hear you incorporate this story into one of your posts lol

    i think this is like the 4th or fifth major one now? madoffs being the first that was exposed.

    businessclixs last blog post..Buxmindz is a Scam!!


  9. rory says:

    Nah,Hillary is not stoned.She is smiling with relief,because she managed to get “those” stains off her dress,unlike dumbass monica.


  10. What a fucking assclown... | says:

    [...] – as you all know, the President smoked marijuana in college, as did the two previous Presidents, but that doesn’t make it right.  Marijuana is an awful, dangerous, evil drug and [...]


  11. Phuck Politics says:

    @RE Ausetkmt – Glad to see someone else thinks doctors are idiots.

    @Businessclix – Thanks for the link. I think this is the third one if you don’t count the bailout of AIG, Bank of America, Citigroup, Goldman’s Sach, and JP Morgan as a ponzi scheme.

    @Rory – Damn. You can tell Hillary is wearing a dress in that picture? I’m impressed.


  12. Andrés says:

    Yeah, is not your fault! It’s those bad bad bad mexicans who force you to buy drugs… give me a break!!. What happen to the offer-demand tale?

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