I hope Mark Sanford and his family die in a one car accident. |

Dear Mark Sanford,

Fuck you. Fuck you right in your goofy-ass mouth with a big brown illegal immigrant dick.

Do you enjoy fucking with people’s lives? You must. Why else would you reject the stimulus money and force 7,500 teachers out of a job? Because you care about the children? Bullshit. If you truly cared about the children you wouldn’t have pushed through huge tax cuts which forced South Carolina into this budget problem in the first place.

Let’s be honest, you’re doing this because you want to join the Big Boys Club. You want those cock sucking Republicans in Washington to look at you, grin that big pedophile grin, and pat you on the fucking head . You want to hear them brag about you on Fox News when they’re trashing the stimulus. You want to turn to your chief of staff and say, “You see that Scott? They’re bragging about me – ME! Not Sarah Palin or Bobby Jindal or Rick Perry, but me. Goddammit – my dick is so hard right now. Be a sport and rub it out, alright. But I gotta warn ya – this one’s going to get messy.”

Here’s a novel idea – quit jerking-off to those fucking bastards and do your goddamn job of helping the people of South Carolina get through this fucking depression. And don’t give me any shit about how this isn’t a depression. Once a recession reaches 18 months it becomes a goddamn depression.

But I know you aren’t going to change your mind. I know you’re going to sit in your air conditioned office and tell the people of South Carolina you have their best interest in mind. I know you’re going to tell the press how you don’t want your children to be in debt to China. I know you’re going to tell the Far-Right that you’re a man that stands for conservative principles, and that’s why you are going to run for President in 2012.

But I have to ask, what the fuck are you going to tout as your big success story while you were governor of South Carolina? Are you going to tell the people how you improved South Carolina’s educational system? Fuck no. Are you going to brag to the people about how you lowered South Carolina’s unemployment rate? Shit no. Are you going to explain to the people how racially sensitive you are and how you got rid of the stupid fucking rebel flag? Hell no.

The only fucking thing you can tout is the two fucking pigs you brought into the SC House of Representatives to protest against pork projects. Whoopi-fucking-do.

So I think I speak for the people of South Carolina when I say, “Hang up your stupid fucking political ambitions and do your goddamn job – you smug piece of shit.”

I hope you and your family die in a horrific one car accident.

Love,

Ron

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12 Responses to “

A letter to Mark Sanford

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4:47 pm, 2 April, 2009 р.
Tina says:

hahaha…do you think he’ll get the message?

Tinas last blog post..Charmed by "Secessionists"
5:51 pm, 2 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Tina – Probably not.
8:15 pm, 2 April, 2009 р.
Zirgar says:

LOL–awesome. You totally nailed this one. I can’t believe how self-serving, phony and arrogant this guy is on this issue.

Zirgars last blog post..The GOPfather: Leave the Testicles. Take the Cannolis.
8:24 pm, 2 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Zirgar – And he’s my governor. Goddammit I hate South Carolina.
10:31 pm, 2 April, 2009 р.
Zirgar says:

Holy shit, man! That sucks! Maybe the people of S.C. can get together with a different type of Tea Party, a Teabagging if you will, to drop on that prick and get your message across. I mean, I certainly understand not being a fan of the stimulus, but since the money is there S.C. might as well get its share of it. Someone will get it one way or another.
7:10 am, 3 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Zirgar – Yeah, we can’t use the money but we have to pay it back later.
7:15 am, 3 April, 2009 р.
rory says:

One consolation,and that is he must have blisters on his hand.But check out the blonde chick..staring in adoration.WTF is she on?
7:24 am, 3 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Rory – I’d rather the fucking guy have blisters on his dick. I didn’t notice the blond woman. What the fuck is up with her head?
12:31 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
stunatra says:

Give ‘em hell, Ron!

stunatras last blog post..Questions fer ya!
12:33 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Stunatra – Ha, I’ll try.
10:39 am, 7 April, 2009 р.
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