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General Petraeus needs more troops in Afganastan.

Gen. David H. Petraeus disclosed yesterday that American commanders have requested the deployment of an additional 10,000 U.S. troops to Afghanistan next year, but he said the request awaits a final decision by President Obama this fall.

Petraeus acknowledged that the ratio of coalition and Afghan security forces to the population is projected through 2011 to be significantly lower than the 20 troops per 1,000 people prescribed by the Army counterinsurgency manual he helped write.

Alright, so we’re either going to have 68,000 or 78,000 troops in Afghanistan, plus 50,000 troops in Iraq. I’ve got to ask, haven’t we fucked with these people long enough?

I mean, why the hell should we have 100,000 or more troops in the Middle East? Because if we don’t the terrorist might follow us home? Because the safety of the United States is in jeopardy if we leave? Because the people of the Middle East love us so much they want us to stay forever?

And for fuck’s sake, haven’t we killed enough brown people? I mean Jesus Christ, that’s all we kill now. I’m sick of killing brown people. Could we please start killing white people again?

Like those assholes on Wall Street?

Could we please bomb their homes? Could we please kick in their doors and dishonor them in front of their families? Could we please kidnap their wives and daughters and hold them hostage until they turn themselves in? Could we please throw them in a dirty jail cell and repeatedly slam their heads against a wall? Could we please hook their nuts up to a car battery and fry them off? Could we please tie them to the hood of our Humvees and drive around? Could we please forcibly shove a metal pipe up their asses and rip out their intestines? Could we please waterboard them? Could we please rape their wives and daughters? Could we please murder their sons?

I mean shit, it will keep us from spending billions of dollars each month in a foreign country, and it would deter those assholes from fucking up the economy again. Plus, we could finally bring our troops home.

But I guess this doesn’t make much sense. It’s a lot easier fucking with poor brown people halfway across the world who want us to leave them the fuck alone, than it is fucking with rich white people in our own backyard who have caused our economy to fail.

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12:37 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
stunatra says:

“I mean, why the hell should we have 100,000 or more troops in the Middle East? Because if we don’t the terrorist might follow us home? Because the safety of the United States is in jeopardy if we leave? Because the people of the Middle East love us so much they want us to stay forever?

And for fuck’s sake, haven’t we killed enough brown people? I mean Jesus Christ, that’s all we kill now. I’m sick of killing brown people. Could we please start killing white people again?

Like those assholes on Wall Street?” I love it sir.

Brilliant post.

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12:44 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Stunatra – Thanks man.
6:41 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

you know what

i hope they all fuckin die over there too, then all the complaining moms, fathers, and wives can go fuck themselves for letting their children and loved ones get shipped off to a pointless goddamn operation.

and i hope al quaeda attacks again and blows up more goddamn buildings and stupid ass americans, and then the government can come out and say

“our war on terror is working”

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7:38 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
Chris says:

100,000 troops is just silly. That’s the size of a large town. And the daily cost to maintain that many troops … well … it’s all just crazy.

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8:24 pm, 3 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Businessclix – I’m sure you’re wish will come true within the next two years.

@Chris – And we’re all paying for it.
1:09 am, 4 April, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

i noticed your google ads are gone

did google ban this website?

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8:56 am, 4 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Businessclix – No, I just got rid of them. I’ve decided not to run ads. I think they make my site look shitty.
11:02 am, 4 April, 2009 р.
Claudia says:

Here in Canada, we lost 116 soldiers in Afghan. We (the people)are still wondering what we’re doing there. And the President is always pushing our Prime Minister for more and more troops. It’s a painful state of affairs…
12:00 pm, 4 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Claudia – I’ve been wondering why the hell Canada is sending troops to Afghanistan. It’s not their war.

And I’d like to apologize for that sleazy twat’s comment about Canada on Fox News. He doesn’t speak for all Americans, just the really fucking stupid ones…which is about three-fourths of this fucking country…goddammit…
1:35 pm, 5 April, 2009 р.
Claudia says:

Thanks for the apologies. You’re the third ‘unstupid’ American who apologized. The crowd remained silent.And Fox apology was very luke-warm. We were so incensed in Canada. That program was aired the week 3 of our young soldiers (killed by roadside bombs in Afghan) were coming home in their coffins. I can assure you that we reacted to those senseless jokes with a wave of anti-americanism. We’re usually low-keyed people in my country. But nobody is allowed to insult our soldiers. Our army has a proud history of being brave and steadfast.

Still wondering why we’re in Afghanistan. Some people say it’s because USA will defend us if one day we’re attacked.
I’m sure of that. But the main reason will not be because we’re loved, but because it’s very important to USA that their next-door neighbour remains standing up, and on their side. What would happen to America, if Canada is occupied by terrorists? As it is, we don’t even allow terrorists (like Ayers) to cross our frontier. And British Galloway (who supports Hamas) was also banned from entering my country.

I wish more Americans would be aware that we’re the best neighbours they can have. We’re not asking for a medal. Just some respect and recognition. We got it from President Reagan. It’s been a long time….
9:05 pm, 5 April, 2009 р.
Chris says:

I added you to my link list … because it’s nice to be nice. Hooray!

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12:50 am, 6 April, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

@ claudia

i would love to go to canada, anything to get away from these rich white assholes here who have practicly destroyed society as we know it, and trust me, were all feeling anti american

apparently anyone who supports ron paul is a domestic terrorist according to the american government, even though the man simply wants to end the stupid pointless shit in the middle east, and end the war on drugs and stop all this goddamn insanity.

i dont agree with all of ron pauls views, but damn hes about the most sane person i have ever speak from our government or congress

in fact im almost shocked when i hear him speak, because he actually wants to do things that actually benefit americas people, and he speaks out and calls out all these other dumb fuck politicians and puts them in their place.

and that is something i have never seen anyone else ever do

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8:34 am, 6 April, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Claudia – The crowd will always remain silent because they’re just fucking stupid.

Why would anyone want to bomb Canada? Correct me if I’m wrong, but ya’ll have the greatest weed on the continent. If ya’ll get attacked, you can count on me coming to your defense.

@Chris – You are too kind. And since it’s nice to have someone be nice to you, I’m going to be nice and put you on my nice link list too.

@Businessclix – I’d also love to go to Canada. I’ve looked for jobs up there, but I can’t find anything…goddammit.