It's a Conspiracy

This has to be a lie.

In the midst of the congressional outrage over bonuses and bailouts, many of the very firms who benefited from TARP funds are still making political donations. And the politicians are still taking them.

According to the latest F.E.C. data for February, several members of Congress who have been critical of the federal government’s bailout of U.S. companies have received campaign contributions just in the last six weeks – from the firms they bailed out.

What does this say about our government?  That they really don’t care about us?   That they really enjoy butt fucking us?  That they really can do whatever they want because we won’t do a goddamn thing about it except weep in our pillows at night?

How are we supposed to react when we see Senators Jim DeMint(R), Tom Carper(D), and Jeff Merkley(D)  each receiving 6,000 dollars for their campaigns?  What can we do when House Representatives Richard Neal(D), Eric Cantor(R), and John Boehner(R) receive a total of 32,500 dollars from companies we’ve bailed out?  How can we compete with companies who are using our money to bribe our politicians into giving them more of our money?

No – no I don’t believe it.  I can’t.  Because if this was really happening the media would be all over it.  Right?

I mean, the Media get’s a hard-on every time a corruption story comes along.  They live for this kind of stuff.  This is how they make a name for themselves.  Did the Media sit on its hands when Richard Nixon was  making the Constitution gag on his old cock?  No.  Did the Media turn a blind eye when Bill Clinton was getting his dick sucked in the White House by some fat chick?  No.  So the Media wouldn’t sit around with their thumbs up their asses when our government and their corporate buddies are gangbanging us.  The Media cares about us too much.

And our government cares about us too.  They trust us, and we trust them.  Otherwise, why would we let our government torture terrorist,  illegally wiretap us,  illegally detain suspects, control the internet, bailout Wall Street, bailout the auto industry, continue the War of Drugs, keep gay people from getting married, continue to send hundreds of thousands of troops to the Middle East, and shit on the Constitution in our name?

Man, I need to calm the fuck down.  You know what?  I’m going to go smoke a joint, jerk-off to some 80′s porn, and play some Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution for the Xbox 360.  Yeah – that should calm me down…

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8 Responses to “

No – I don’t believe it


  1. John Shellma says:

    Um.. Corporate donations are illegal, no one has accepted money from “bailed out companies.” What that means is that employees for those companies made political donations – which is their 1st Amendment right.


  2. Tina says:

    Don’t put any faith in the media. Journalists are retarded. I know. I used to work for a newspaper.

    Tinas last blog post..The Atheists Made Me Do It


  3. Chris says:

    Haha. Yes … and play some Rock Band … that always puts things in perspective for me – especially when I fail to get past ‘basic’.

    Chriss last blog post..Thumbtack Thursday is in the toilet


  4. Phuck Politics says:

    @John Shellma – Silly me. I was under the impression that we bailed out Citigroup, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Chrysler, American Express, KeyCorp, BB&T, and Huntington Shares, and those companies turned around and made political donations to some members of Congress who helped pass the bailout bill. Thank God you came along and corrected me. Thanks.

    @Tina – My motto is “Fuck the Media”.

    @Chris – I’ve stopped playing Rock Band because it made me feel like a three year-old retard.


  5. stunatra says:

    Fuck the government, fuck politicians and fuck the media. They all fucking suck.

    stunatras last blog post..Top Droppers in March


  6. Phuck Politics says:

    @Stunatra – Couldn’t have said it better myself.


  7. businessclix says:

    the government is trying to censor the internet and kill alternative media because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw

    this was released last month, it already has over 1 million hits

    open your eyes america

    i praise the alternative media sources that made this happen

    everyone should watch this documentary, this video is a masterpiece

    businessclixs last blog post..Silentbux is a SCAM!


  8. businessclix says:

    see government is trying to release bogus stories through mainstream media about supposed hacks: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123914805204099085.html

    look what china said directly afterward: http://www.pcworld.com/article/162912/china_denies_cyberattacks_on_us_power_grid.html

    you can also check other sources

    government fakin stories tryin to censor everything up

    businessclixs last blog post..Silentbux is a SCAM!

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