Tue 14 Apr, 2009
Dear President Obama,
Fuck you. Fuck the people who work for you. And fuck the people who work for them. I hope every one of you worthless cumstains catch the Ebola virus and bleed to death through the asshole.
The thousands of users who asked about changing our stupid ass marijuana laws aren’t trolls. They’re hard working citizens who’re tired of being called criminals because they enjoy smoking a plant. They’re sick of having their money wasted on a pointless drug war. They’re disgusted with how they can get life in prison for hurting no one, yet those cocksuckers on Wall Street get billions of dollars when they’ve ass fucked the entire world.
Do us a fucking favor and reread history before calling us “trolls” and bushing off the questions about marijuana prohibition. Read how alcohol prohibition allowed Al Capon, Pretty Boy Floyd, and John Torrio to rise to power. Read how crime rose during that time. Read how corrupt our politicians were. Then read about what happened after we repealed alcohol prohibition.
Or how about you read what Ab Lincoln had to say about prohibition, since you like to think you’re channeling his spirit. Here I’ll make it easy for you:
“Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”
Or how about you look at this and see how much money each state could make by taxing marijuana.
But I know you won’t do any of this stuff. I know you don’t give a shit, because you’re too busy praising those Navy Seals who killed a couple of pirates – even though it’s their goddamn job to kill people. And I know the media won’t ask you about the dangers of marijuana prohibition and how it’s helping the drug cartels, because they’re too busy jerking off to your new puppy.
So it looks like the American people are fucked once again. We’re forced to sit in fear as we enjoy a few puffs from a plant you used to smoke, while you and your corporate handlers steal our life savings and rape our freedoms.
So I’ll just sit here and smoke a joint while hoping that stupid fucking dog rips out your goddamn throat and shits on your chest – you fucking piece of shit.
Love,
Me
8 Responses to “A Letter to Obama
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Tags: Barack Obama, Fuck the bullshit, Government, Internet, Marijuana, Wall StreetComments (8)
businessclix says:
fuck him, his wife, and their kids
i hope those dogs get attacked by a rabid coon, contracts rabies, then infects him and his children and every other shithead in the whitehouse.
fuckin pussies
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stunatra says:
Well said, sir! I couldn’t have said it any better myself. One of your best posts yet.
That quote by Lincoln would/should go up Obambo’s ass.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Businessclix – Ha, I’d love to see a rabid coon on the White House lawn.
@Stunatra – Stop it. You’re making me blush.
Zirgar says:
I’ve always agreed that the legalization of pot, and frankly, all recreational drugs, would only create enough added revenue to state coffers to make affordable lots of things that we struggle to implement because of “fiscal responsibility”. There’s no good reason for drugs, especially marijuana, to be illegal, other than to fight some war so the U.S. can form bullshit alliances with various governments around the world for some dopey (no pun intended) foreign policy strategy. We’d rather prop up bullshit governments and get them on the government dole instead of doing something to help our own. Our policies are simply stupid.
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Chris says:
Haha. I’m … nope – no idea what to say.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I agree. Legalize, regulate, and tax the shit out of them all.
@Chris – Is that a good thing?
Chris says:
In a word. Yes.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Chris – Good.