Wed 15 Apr, 2009
The sun is out. Birds are singing. And white people are starting to come together. Yes my friends, today is national tea party day. So put on your best protesting clothes and get ready to throw tiny tea bags into some large body of water.
Today’s the day to come together and protest the trillions of dollars Barack Obama put on the books; to protest the tax rates that won’t affect 95% of the population; and to protest how shitty the Main Stream Media is – except for Fox News. Today’s the day when we all come together to protest how we hate getting ass fucked by our government.
Never mind how the ass fucking has been going on since the 1970′s. Never mind how the tax rate was higher when Ronald Reagan was in office. Never mind how the corporations have been pushing this shit since that douche bag Rick Santelli screamed at Obama about bailing out homeowners as he stood in the middle of the stock market. Never mind how you all are acting like a herd of retarded sheep by doing whatever the fuck rich people tell you to do.
You go out there and yell those stupid chants. You go out there and hold hands while bitching about the government. You go out there and listen to those Republican congressmen tell you how sick they are of spending your money. You go out there and shed a tear when some old soldier speaks about how this isn’t the America he fought for. You go out there and blame everything on Obama and the Democrats. You go out there and ignore the fact that Congress was controlled by Republicans for 13 years.
Because you’re standing up for what you believe in, and for that I say – God bless you.
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Tina says:
HA! Me and my white alter ego are going to this teabagging party! I can’t wait for this nuttiness.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Tina – I can’t wait to read how it went.
Zirgar says:
I hate to nitpick, but you forgot to include “You got out there and let those Republican politicians tell you how angry you are.” It’s all prefab bullshit that the Republicans created in order to foment “revolution” against the opposition in the guise of fiscal accountability. lol.
I was gonna go watch my local Tea Party take place, but those people are crazy.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I was going to go to the closest tea party as well but decided to watch the Glenn Beck one instead. It didn’t disappoint.
Zirgar says:
No doubt. Did he cry at any point? What a fucking douchebag nutjob that guy is
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Chris says:
Goddamn – now I’m excited. And I don’t even know about tea party day because I’m Australian and we don’t learn about historical events that make the British look bad.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I don’t think he cried. But I didn’t watch all of it, because I hate the crazy fuck.
@Chris – Consider yourself lucky.