Fri 29 May, 2009
Because good links and amazing breast go hand in hand.
An open letter to the people of California. [Blanca DeBree]
Who knew Republicans were racist? [Jeff Likes To Rant]
I can’t wait to jizz on Michele Bachmann’s leg. [Zirgar's Fresh New Brain Squeezin's]
Pat Buchanan’s fucking nuts. [Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog!]
I just booked my spot on this magical boat ride. [From the Left]
A letter to the President. [Bitch Ph. D]
Tags: Adriana Lima, link dumpThu 28 May, 2009
Today’s post comes from Matt Oxley over at RagingRev. Go visit his site and subscribe to his feed or I will hunt you down and read every book written by Stephine Meyers outloud.
I don’t normally get into politics on my own blog, and when I do I tend to do so fairly gently despite my passion for politics. I also avoid cursing on my blog because some of my readers are offended by it and I hate to run anyone off over a few F bombs….So I use a bit of self control there. The other day though, I was looking through my normal plethora of nerdy tech blogs and I stumbled upon something that pissed me off so greatly I nearly set my computer on fire right then and there.
Prepare for a mixture of geek rage and ranting.
The United States Army is migrating EVERY GODDAMN COMPUTER in their arsenal to Microsoft Windows Vista…..that’s right…over 700,000 fucking computers will be moving from Windows XP….a solid, well tested, and WORKING operating system to the limp dicked equivalent of Windows Millennium Edition (Microsoft’s preceding nightmare).
Why do I give a fuck?
1: The claim is that Vista is more secure….I won’t even justify that statement by saying that Vista is the most exploited operating system in the world right now, even though XP is far more popular…how do I know? I work on computers for a living and I refuse to support Vista or sell it to my customers…Windows XP, Windows 7, or Linux…that’s what you get goddammit.
2: Performance: If the US Army is anything like other government bureaucratic shit holes I may or may not have done work for, their newest computers are at least a year old….perpetually, because that’s how long all the goddamn paperwork takes to buy and install one. Vista barely works on the most expensive hardware, and even though I am sure the US Government pays the highest price for their DELL contracted computers they won’t be able to perform anything near what they would have on XP.
3: SHIT FUCKING TONS OF MONEY….lots of it….I can’t find a real number that is reliable on how much this is costing the taxpayers, but my guess, if the Federal government is getting discounts on Vista Business edition and paying 100$ per license the licenses alone will cost over 80 million dollars, plus billions in extra man hours, extra kilowatt hours required to run the higher spec systems and to keep the processors running lame ass gadgets on the sidebar 24/7, and billions more in loss from crashes….this thing is gonna cost a shit ton.
4:Windows 7 – It’s stable, It’s Fast as hell, It works on old hardware better than XP, it doesn’t have driver problems, and you can actually install an old printer on the goddamn thing (try that in Vista), and it runs a linuxy kernel and….get this, it will cost the same as Vista and it’s coming out by the end of the fucking year!
Whoever approved this bullshit should start slitting their wrists now….seriously, down the street — not across the road, better yet, go for the jugular. This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard of and you want to make it happen by December 31st???? What the hell is your problem?
So, to every IT guy that has anything to do with the US Army and their Vista implementation, I implore you to walk off the job, right fucking now…just don’t go in…quit…on principal….just leave.
If this goes through the Terrorists have won. Do it for your country.
Tags: Guest post, Microsoft, Microsoft Vista, US Army, We're fuckedWed 27 May, 2009
And they only have baby Jesus to blame.
California’s highest court upheld a voter-approved ban on same-sex marriages Tuesday but allowed about 18,000 unions performed before the ban to remain valid.
But Miles McPherson, pastor of the Rock Church in San Diego, said the court “did the right thing.”
Voters in 28 other states have approved constitutional bans on same-sex marriages, and none has been rejected, he said.
“God didn’t create the family that way,” McPherson said. “You can’t have a family with a mother and a mother, because [children] need a mother and a father to nurture their personality and their character.”
You know what? I’m glad this shit happened. I’m glad the Right Wing got what they wanted. I’m glad Fox News has something new to scream about. I’m glad George Will gets to compare gay rights to abortion.
Why?
Because I can’t wait until those homophobic shits have to live in tent towns with gay people since their stupid fucking state is broke.
Was there not one rational person on the California Supreme Court who said, “Hey guys, did you know that the heterosexual wedding industry makes 85 billion dollars a year? So I was thinking, why don’t we overturn this retarded law and cash in on gay weddings? I mean, gay couples would rather get married on a sunny beach in California instead of in some corn field in Iowa, right? Think about it, this could save our economy.”
Hell no. Instead those old fucks fear the wrath of some fictional character who says homosexuality is an abomination on par with eating shellfish.
So enjoy your financial Armageddon California. And remember to thank those homophobic Christians for contributing to your demise.
Tags: 80 Billion Dollars you stupid shits, California, Gay People, Marriage, Wedding IndustryTue 26 May, 2009
So she can shut the fuck up.
Why the hell do we care about what this worthless cunt has to say? Was she with her dad when he was briefed about impending terrorist attacks? She was? Then why didn’t she do anything when the FBI told him about bin Laden?
Oh that’s right, she wasn’t fucking there. Why wasn’t she there? Because she wasn’t apart of George Bush’s cabinet. That means she didn’t get any daily briefings, she doesn’t know anything about the intelligence reports, and she doesn’t get to tell the American people how her dad keep us safe.
I wish someone in the media would grow a pair and tell this fucking slut to shut her mouth. Of course if someone in the media had a pair then we wouldn’t be fighting in these two fucking wars.
Tags: Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney is a douche, Liz Cheney, TortureMon 25 May, 2009
How are you going to honor the millions of men and women who’ve been killed in pointless fucking wars? Me, I’m going to smoke a shit ton of weed and alternate between playing Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
What? I want to get the feeling of fighting in different wars…geez.
Comments (5)Fri 22 May, 2009
Because this asshat doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. Drug use goes in waves? People have lost their lives to marijuana? What a fucking dickbag.
And thank god Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen called Robert Mueller out on the gateway theory. I can’t stand that stupid fucking theory because we can apply it to anything. Hugs should be outlawed because rapist started out with hugs. Masturbation should be outlawed because gay people started out masturbating. Pets should be outlawed because serial killers start out by killing them.
Can we please start promoting people within government agencies who aren’t fucking retarded?
Tags: FBI, Marijuana, Robert Mueller, Steve Cohen, War on DrugsThu 21 May, 2009
So the FBI infiltrated a group of poor black men, gave them fake C4 and faulty stringer missiles, and arrested them last night when they tried to blow up two Jewish synagogues and a couple of military planes. What did New York Senator Chuck Schumer have to say about this?
“If there can be any good news from this terror scare it’s that this group was relatively unsophisticated, penetrated early, and not connected to another terrorist group,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.). “This incident shows that we must always be vigilant against terrorism, foreign or domestic.”
Chuck Schumer -you sir are a fucking idiot.
The FBI knew about this entire plan for a fucking year, so it can’t be terrorism. It was the FBI that planted the agent in the group. It was the FBI that gave the group the idea about blowing up Jewish synagogues and military planes. It was the FBI that supplied the group with fake C4 and faulty stinger missiles. It was the FBI that arrested the group when they went to carry out their plan.
And shouldn’t the FBI be doing something more productive with their time? Like arresting the rich white fucks that have destroyed the world’s economy and stolen billions of taxpayers’s dollars?
Update: Goddammit I love when I’m right.
