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What the fuck is going on here?

Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin did a turnabout Wednesday with her views on teen sex, saying abstinence is a realistic option for teenagers.

Palin, who gave birth to a boy four months ago, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that she wishes she’d waited to have sex. She said abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

“Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100 percent foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,” the 19-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said.

Who the fuck cares what this little cunt has to say about teen pregnancy? Why should we listen to her? Because she had a baby? Fuck that shit. There is nothing special about making a baby. Having a baby only means you were too fucking stupid to either take birth control, use a condom or pull out and swallow the load.

Why can’t we have an honest discussion with teenagers about sex in this fucking country? What’s so difficult about sitting them down and saying, “Look, I know you’re going to fuck because I was fucking when I was your age. Just do me a favor, use a condom and birth control. It isn’t that hard. All you have to do is pop a pill and roll a rubber on your dick. That’s it. And you know what? Not only will it protect you from making a goddamn baby, it will reduce your risk of catching herpes.”

Of course we can’t discuss this issue with teenagers because we’re too busy arguing over stupid shit like this.

Goddammit. I can’t handle all of these stupid cunts trying to force their retarded beliefs down the public’s throat. I’ve got to go smoke a joint and jerk off to some old school 80′s porn before I flip out and beat the shit out of Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

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3:25 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
nahummer says:

Holy fuck, what the hell is that? That made me want to blow something up! Hopefully a building where those 5 women are sitting and polluting the world with their meaningless chatter. Thanks again for adding another name to my list of people I’d like to see impaled by a large sharp object (no, not what you’re thinking), Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
6:35 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
Zirgar says:

I hope you didn’t jerk off or find a joint because I’d love to read that someone beat that Hasselbeck moron to a bloody pulp.

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7:55 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Nahummer – That my friend is what America is slowly becoming.

Zirgar – Sorry man….
9:20 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
Chris says:

Nut job. Plain and simple. and a media ho!

Chriss last blog post..Computer says ‘No’ to my monkey
9:36 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Chris – You mean nut jobs…right?
9:48 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
rory says:

Yakkety fucking yakkety That shit has given me a headache.
As for that slut spawn of Palin,bit late to be saying “oops”
9:54 pm, 7 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Rory – Thanks for making me spit my beer all over the computer.
12:00 pm, 8 May, 2009 р.
stunatra says:

Amen sir.

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7:15 pm, 8 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Stunatra – Thank you sir.
6:06 am, 13 May, 2009 р.
mikeb302000 says:

One of the best things about living in Italy is not having American TV (example, The View). One of the worst things about living in Italy is not having American TV (example, The Wire).

Thanks for a great laugh reading your take on it.
6:46 am, 13 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Mike – God I envy you. The day the View is canceled is the day I run naked in the streets with joy.

By the way, is The Wire really that good? I’ve heard a lot of good things about it, but I still haven’t watched it. Would you recommend it?
7:04 am, 14 May, 2009 р.
mikeb302000 says:

I watched all 5 seasons over about three months recently. I absolutely loved it. In my opinion, the 5th season was the best. But the very first scene
had me hooked.

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8:29 am, 14 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Mike – Looks like I have something to watch this weekend. Thanks.
10:40 pm, 18 May, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

fuckin cunts

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6:47 am, 19 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Businessclix – Couldn’t have said it better myself.
9:41 am, 19 May, 2009 р.
businessclix says:

@ phuck politics

thanks, they make women look bad

women across america should revolt against them
10:05 am, 19 May, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Businessclix – Or just stop watching them.