Mon 18 May, 2009
Can you spot the difference between these two pictures? If you said no because both pictures are religious propaganda then give yourself a fucking hand.
In a lengthy article on Donald Rumsfeld’s rocky tenure as Defense Secretary, GQ published never-before-seen cover sheets from top-secret intelligence briefings produced by Rumsfeld’s Pentagon. Starting in the days surrounding the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the cover sheets featured inspirational Bible verses printed over military images, “and were delivered by Rumsfeld himself to the White House” to the president, “who referred to America’s war on terror as a ‘crusade,’” GQ writes. (view the images here)
Not only were our soldiers handing out Bibles while slaughtering hundreds of innocent civilians, but our former president was getting daily military briefings with retarded Bible Verses and military images on the front page. What retarded Bible Verses were used you ask? These award winners:
Teir arrows are sharp, all their bows are strung; their horses’ hoofs seem like flint, their chariot wheels are like a whirl wind. Isaiah 5:28
Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Ephesians 6:13
Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed. Proverbs 16:3
But the award for “Most Retarded Bible Verse That Graced the Cover of a Top Secret Military Briefing Given to George W. Bush” is:
It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men. 1 Peter 2:15
This is a bad dream right? I mean, there’s no way the former President of the Untied States and his administration used the deaths of 3,000 American citizens to justify torture and use it to get suspected terrorist to provide a false link to a shitty third world country so we could invade it and give billions of taxpayers’s dollars to their political friends while sacrificing thousands of American lives – right?
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nahummer says:
You beat me to the punch, was thinking of a post about this story…truly terrifying people were running the country for 8 long years. Holy war, war for oil, what’s worse? I tell you what’s worse, these Jesus freaks just don’t get it! They’ll just keep ruining the world trying to make it fit some warped version of a 2000 year old, over-edited book.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Nahummer – Great minds think alike. Although I’d say the holy war began when Reagan took office.
ZIRGAR says:
This is some scary ass shit, man. But none of it really suprises me though. Like Joe Biden said on Bill Maher’s show a couple of years ago, and I paraphrase, “Bush makes uninformed decisions and then prays that he’s right.” Scary, indeed.
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Phuck Politics says:
Zirgar – Joe said that? I’m impressed. He finally got one right.
businessclix says:
gotta love those bible thumpin sheep
i like them so much, that im going to kick the next christian in the nutsack that asks me to go to their church service
and i might have to blow marijuana smoke in these fuckin jehovah witnesses faces that keep knocking on my door every other day
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Phuck Politics says:
@Businessclix – I find a quick cock punch works better.
rory says:
Rummy/Bush/Cheney.”My pretend friend in the sky is so much better than YOUR ptetend friend in the sky,so there!”
Phuck Politics says:
@Rory – Ha. You reminded me of a George Carlin quote. “My god’s dick is bigger than your god’s dick.”
Or something like that.
Georgia Miller says:
In reality, no single religion could guarantee us a place in Heaven. In the end, what matters is how we a treat other people.,*.