Dick Cheney will kill you

Hey did you hear? Dick Cheney has finally admitted that there was no link between Saddam Hussein and 9-11. We’ve got the bastard. Let the war crime charges begin.

What? You didn’t hear about that? Why didn’t you hear about it? The evil fuck said it during this years National Press Club.

Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Dick Cheney rarely takes a position that places him at a more progressive tilt than President Obama. But on Monday, the former vice president did just that, saying that he supports gay marriage as long as it is deemed legal by state and not federal government.

Do you honestly believe Dick Cheney supports gay marriage? Really? Or do you think he’s just saying this because he knows people will care more about this lie than they will about the truth of Saddam Hussein not being linked to 9-11?

Use your goddamn heads. This man doesn’t give a fuck a gay marriage. If he did, he would have supported it during the 8 fucking years he was in office. He’s supporting it now because he wants the world to forget how he used lies to justify invading Iraq. Don’t you see that?

No, of course you don’t. You’re too busy giving Dick Cheney credit for being more progressive than President Obama.

Well fuck you.

Because of this piece of shit our country is fighting in two wars, is in a deep depression, has no social safety net, has given his former business billions of dollars in no-bid contracts, and is responsible for the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians.

So forgive me if I don’t get on my knees and swallow Dick Cheney’s load. This piece of shit should be in jail for all the crimes he’s committed, yet everyone in this fucking country could give a shit because he supports gay marriage.

I hope every one of you stupid fucking cuntbags who gives Dick Cheney credit for supporting gay marriage dies from multiple cock slaps to the face – you fucking pussies.

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6 Responses to “

This country is full of morons


  1. ZIRGAR says:

    Yeah, but while he denied a direct link between Iraq and Sept. 11th, 2001, he did say there was a link between Quaeda and Iraq, so he still has a backdoor into making an indirect link between Iraq and Sept. 11th, 2001. He’s a politician, first and foremost. An evil one, but a politician nonetheless.


  2. rory says:

    The only reason this ass wipe defends gay marriage is because one of his daughters is gay and has a child.Grandpa has to take a chill pill,and fake being kind and thoughful.Something he has 8 years of training for.And if that kid won’t eat his vegetables,show him that lovely pic of Gramps…well,maybe not such a good idea,as the kid will puke everwhere,like the rest of us.


  3. Phuck Politics says:

    @Zirgar – Yeah I loved how he left open the indirect link. What a fucking dick.

    @Rory – I fear for that kid’s life when it tells grandpa Dick its not eating its vegetables.


  4. stunatra says:

    You know, before Bush’s term ended, I would have expected Bush to be the vocal one. But nope, it’s Cheney. I thought that fuck would have moved out of the country or something and keep his mouth shut.

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  5. businessclix says:

    i hope he gets raped and tortured by a gay man, and i hope that gay man happens to be an iraqi..

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  6. What a dick. | says:

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