Congress says, "Bend over and take it like a champ." |

Could someone explain to me why these cunts aren’t in jail?

Senators who oversee the $700 billion Wall Street rescue package held stocks in many of the banks bailed out towards the end of last year, according to financial disclosure reports released Friday.

According to the reports detailing senators’ finances in 2008, nearly half of the members of the Senate Banking Committee had holdings in financial institutions that have taken funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). The panel has jurisdiction over the bailout fund and other relief efforts directed by federal regulators to save the nation’s financial system.

Nevermind. I know why these pussies aren’t in jail. These twats aren’t in jail because most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff.

They don’t give a shit about Sen. Tim Johnson having $115,000 dollars in Bank of America stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. Chuck Schumer having $50,000 dollars in Morgan Stanley stocks and $15,000 dollars in Citibank stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. David Vitter having $15,000 dollars in Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase stocks.

Most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff because they’re too busy watching that goddamn Jon and Kate plus 8 show. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, more Americans care about some worthless cunt raising eight goddamn kids than they are about the government stealing their money and giving it to the rich.

But this isn’t surprising since most Americans are to fucking stupid to care about shit like this. And maybe that’s what I need to do.

Maybe I need to stop caring about issues like illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption. Maybe I need to stop thinking for myself and let radio and television personalities tell me what to think.

Or maybe I should try to educate Americans. Maybe I should try to show them how bad the government is fucking them over. Maybe I should try to explain to them how issues like gay marriage, gun control and abortion are distracting them from the real problems of illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I’m not going to do any of that shit. Besides, do you know how fucking stupid most Americans are? I mean, most Americans thought David Letterman was talking about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez for fuck’s sake.

So fuck all this rhetorical bullshit. I’m just going to continue to do what I’ve always done: smoke weed, jerk-off to some classic 80′s porn, and cry myself to sleep.

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Congress continues to fuck over America

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2:41 pm, 15 June, 2009 р.
nahummer says:

WTF? That’s the 2nd time I’ve seen a reference to some fuckwits named Jon and Kate on my blog reading today. Seriously, Americans still haven’t woken up to the fact that they’ve allowed themselves to be lulled to sleep over the past couple of decades and that it’s time to wake the fuck up and take some responsibility for what’s happening in their government?

And what’s all this David Letterman shit? I used to watch the guy when I lived over there, but the wingnut right wing has taken his comments as some kind of hate speech that went further than O’Reilly spurring on murderers!!?!!

Really my friend, you must need a lot of weed and porn these days, I’m an ocean and most of a continent away and I need a fair amount to keep me sane.

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3:27 pm, 15 June, 2009 р.
ZIRGAR says:

We keep getting fucked because we’re a bunch of pussies and assholes, and they’re a bunch of dicks. It’s natural.

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3:32 pm, 15 June, 2009 р.
stunatra says:

yeah man, you gotta stop giving a shit….otherwise you’re just gonna be depressed as hell. Ignorance is bliss, right? If the American people don’t want to give a shit, then we shouldn’t waste our time to give a shit either. What good will it do anyone to give a shit about something no one else gives a shit about?

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5:48 pm, 15 June, 2009 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Nahummer – Ha, the day Americans start taking responsibility for their government is the day I shit a black Irish midget with a pocket full of gold.

And I do jerk-off and smoke a lot. In fact, I jerk-off and smoke so much that I’ve bought a life time supply of K-Y Jelly and Doritos so I could spend less time at the store and more time jerking off and smoking.

@Zirgar – But when will the assholes shit all over the dicks?

@Stunatra – I usually don’t give a shit, unless I run out of porn and marijuana. But when that happens I’m like a hormonal woman in her third trimester.
5:21 am, 24 June, 2009 р.
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5:49 am, 31 October, 2009 р.
Dumb and dumber says:

Congress just stuck one up our ass. Maybe they thought we all wanted to make a porn movie. But, this should be considered rape. Last time I recalled a person could defend themselves from bodily harm. Keep your gun next to you in the bed and when asked to bend over again put two right between the eyes.