Tue 16 Jun, 2009
Because why else would he be doing this?
U.S. Rep. Mark Kirk will call for legislation Monday that would toughen drug trafficking laws regarding a highly-potent form of marijuana, with penalties of up to 25 years in prison for a 1st-time offense.
The law would target offenders who sell or distribute marijuana that has a THC content exceeding 15 percent, which is between 5 and 10 percent higher than average marijuana, according to Kirk’s office. THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is the main active ingredient in marijuana.
I like this law. I like the message it sends to drug dealers. It lets them know that we’re sick of losing the War on Drugs, and we will not stand around with our thumbs up our asses while they destroy our magnificent country one dime bag at a…I’m sorry, I can’t do this.
This is a stupid fucking law. 25 years in jail for first time offenders? For selling a little bit of pot? Really? Shouldn’t this be for pot dealers that kill people or pot dealers that rape people or pot dealers that kill then rape people? I mean, isn’t this legislation a bit excessive?
What the fuck am I talking about? Of course it isn’t. It’s pot dealers that are destroying this country.
Because of pot dealers millions of Americans are out of work, homeless, and uninsured. Because of pot dealers thousands of American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens have been killed in a senseless war. Because of pot dealers companies with political connections are getting billions of American taxpayers’ dollars through no-bid contracts. Because of pot dealers the Federal Reserve can’t account for 9 trillion dollars. Because of pot dealers our government had to bailout Wall Street, take over GM, and torture detainees.
So I’m sorry Mr. Kirk. I forgot you are a man on a mission sent from God. Please continue to call for legislation that would make Stalin cream his pants. Because the sooner we get those sorry pot dealers in jail, the sooner our country and way of life will improve.
Update: Thanks Zirgar for pointing out how incredibly stupid Mark Kirk is.
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Tags: Congress, Iraq, Marijuana, Mark Kirk, This guy is a fucking moron, War on DrugsComments (9)
mikeb302000 says:
No question, this is some backwards thinking crap.
But, what is that “THC content exceeding 15 percent, which is between 5 and 10 percent higher than average marijuana?”
Is that true? Back in my day we had Thai Sticks and various hybrid products that were better than the regular Colombian and Mexican pot. What’s it like nowadays? Is there such a thing as “highly-potent forms?”
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ZIRGAR says:
This guy Kirk is a real dingus. Just last week he told China (you know, China, the country that owns us and has bought up all of our debt?) not to trust our accounting or any financial numbers we give them. What the fuck?! What a completely useless and idiotic, dickless fuckwad.
Phuck Politics says:
@Mikeb – Marijuana is pretty strong. Unless you get it from Mexico. Those bastards don’t grow their weed with love.
@Zirgar – Wow, I did not know that. Why didn’t I know that? Goddammit. I’m embarrassed.
stunatra says:
Fuck the government. Don’t these stupid fucks realize prohibition doesn’t work?
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Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – I wouldn’t call the government stupid since they’re making billions of dollars from the War on Drugs.
businessclix says:
basicly what there talkin about is the shit you pay $300 – $350 ounce for, or maybe even mid grades too $150 – $200 ounce
so there gonna punish people more because they prefer quality smoke that tastes better and is cleaner, and punish them less( but still outrageously ) when their smoking dirt shit from mexico
unbeleivable
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Phuck Politics says:
@Businessclix – He’s basically giving Canada the finger while jerking off Mexico.
LizDexic says:
Great posting.
Kirk said that the Mexican cartels are in cahoots with the Chicago Street gangs.
He so has his head up his ass.
Then where did the Kush come from that he wants to outlaw?
HUMBOLDT county. And it’s good thanks to good ol’ American know-how.
Fuck that Mexican crap.
Kirk is also (yet another) closeted gay Republican. He’s “concerned about our
children”….yeah just like that other Mark….Foley.
Phuck Politics says:
@LizDexic – Before I die I’m going to move to Humboldt county. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.