Mon 6 Jul, 2009
What’s your deal? First you kill Billy Mays, then you fuck over Mark Sanford, and now you force Sarah Palin to resign.
Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a “higher calling” with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.
Okay, I can understand you taking Billy Mays because you needed his expertise in getting out wine stains. And I can forgive you for striking down Mark Sanford since he missed your sign on whom he should marry. But why did you have to force Sarah Palin to resign?
Was it because she didn’t support the Bridge to Nowhere, or because she likes to read so much? Did you kick her out of office because you were pissed at her for not shining a light on teen pregnancy, or because she was too humble and didn’t want to make a concession speech?
Tell me God. Tell me why you took the only thing I loved in this world. Tell me why you forced a fighter, someone who speaks from the heart and who cuts through all the political bullshit, out of office. Tell me why you made her ruin America’s birthday.
Oh, well I guess that’s a pretty good reason.
So umm, you think maybe you could leak that video? Because if you did, I’d be your best friend.
[Ed. note - Yeah, that last link isn't work safe. Click at your own risk.]
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Tags: God, I'm going to miss the crazy bitch, Republican, Sarah PalinComments (11)
mikeb302000 says:
Thanks for the laughs. But, seriously, I can’t take another six-month or one-year period in which she is daily in the news. I’m praying she’s got some other plans – like disappearing.
mikeb302000s last blog post..Guns and Women
Phuck Politics says:
@Mikeb – You mean you don’t enjoy hearing her speak for real Americans? I figured you loved her and her views on guns.
businessclix says:
hopefully, her “higher calling” means doing some porn shoots lol , thats less degrading than being a politician right?
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businessclixs last blog post..EvoWallet goes POOF!
ZIRGAR says:
Good-fucking-riddance. This bitch is so dumb she has no idea how dumb she even sounds. That speech she gave to announce her leaving office was typical Palin: saying way too much when very little was actually needed. And of course, whether they had anything to do with what she was doing or not, she had to drag in a reference to our troops. That’s the only way she knows how to get applause–she did the same damn thing in her fued with Letterman–”Today, I am eating a baloney sammich. Thank God our troops are sacrificing so much so that I can eat a baloney sammich.” She’s a dolt and the worst thing to happen to national politics since, well, since Dubya. He now looks brilliant by comparison. What a dumb skunt.
stunatra says:
good riddance to sarah palin.
stunatras last blog post..Ben – cover and tribute to Michael Jackson
Phuck Politics says:
@Businessclix – God I hope so. Plus, I think it’d be cool to have a politician become a porn star, and a porn star become a politician.
@Zirgar – Let me refresh your memory about what will happen if we stop supporting our troops – Muslim terrorist will team up with gay people and butt fuck every white Christian American male.
@Stunatra – You bit your tongue. Sarah Palin is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to this country.
rory says:
That stupid bitch is so low on the functioning brain register,she can no longer even make it up to candyfloss level.Some massive scandal has to break soon.Either that,or she has been offered a job with Fox.Fucking god/krishna/mohammed/buddha/zeus/thor/fairy at the bottom of the garden,please help us.
ZIRGAR says:
Oh, sorry. I forgot. I was so distraught over Palin’s stepping down and the failure we as a nation now face because of it that I lost my head for a moment. Thanks for setting me straight. Phew!
ZIRGARs last blog post..A LETTER TO SARAH PALIN FROM THE FAN BASE
Phuck Politics says:
@Rory – I’m still holding out for a sex scandal involving Levi, Bristol, three masked midgets yielding 12-inch dildos, an illegal immigrant named Juan, and a moose. I pray to the fairy at the bottom of the garden this happens.
@Zirgar – It’s okay man, you don’t need to apologize to me. You need to apologize to Lady Liberty.
I've had enough of Sarah Palin | says:
[...] I get it. Everyone hates Sarah Palin, but I’m sick of hearing about this retarded baby-making factory. I’m sick of seeing her on TV complaining about David Letterman, the liberal/drive-by media, [...]
God says:
I really don’t give a shit about all your earthly concerns. I know the man made bible tells you I do care. Don’t judge me based on the bible. I am not anything like that.
Sincerely,
God