I wish I had a direct line to Sarah Palin like my friend Zirgar, but I’m not that well connected. So I have to rely on William Shatner’s reading of Sarah Palin’s speech in order to understand what the fuck that beautiful crazy bitch said.

But to be honest, I still don’t have a fucking clue what she said. I mean, what the shit does this mean?

And I promised that we would get a natural gas pipeline underway and we did. Since I was a little kid growing up here, I remember the discussions, especially the political discussions just talking about and hoping for and dreaming of commercializing our clean, abundant, needed natural gas.

Who dreams about commercializing natural gas? And what little kid remembers political discussions involving dreaming about commercializing natural gas?

I’ll tell you who can remember stupid shit like that: autistic savants.

Which means Sarah Palin has just told the world that she’s a fucking retarded genius. And if there’s one thing the American people love more than a gun-loving Christian politician…it’s a retarded gun-loving Christian politician.

Goddammit, we are so fucked.

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6 Responses to “

So that’s what she was saying

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  1. 8:43 pm, 28 July, 2009 р.
    ZIRGAR says:

    Well, your theory certainly makes sense, but I think you do a disservice to real idiot savants everywhere. The idiot part fits, but I’m not so sure about the savant part. Still, one never knows for certain…

  2. 8:21 am, 29 July, 2009 р.
    rory says:

    Oh boy,once again total confirmation that her her is crammed with moose shit,rather than a brain.My autistic neice makes more sense than she does.

  3. 9:12 am, 29 July, 2009 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    Zirgar – Okay, maybe she isn’t a savant. But we can agree that she’s retarded, right?

    @Rory – I’m sorry, I never meant to offend your niece. And I think you’re giving Sarah Palin too much credit for suggesting she has moose shit for brains.

  4. 12:20 pm, 5 November, 2009 р.
    Laci the Dog says:

    Why did this woman name her daughter Tits?

    “Bristols” are “tits” in British Slang, from rhyming slang “Bristol City”=”Titty”.

  5. 10:04 am, 6 December, 2009 р.
    Bong Marcus says:

    Sarah Palin is a woman with a very strong character and personality that is why i like her..

  6. 11:06 am, 6 December, 2009 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    @Bong Marcus – How does she have “very strong character”?

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