Thu 30 Jul, 2009
The consumption of cannabis, even long-term, has a “minimal” impact on brain function, according to a systematic literature review just published online by the journal Psychological Medicine.
Investigators concluded, “Minimal evidence of major effects of cannabis on brain structure has been reported,” noting that marijuana users and controls perform similarly on cognitive tasks
That’s right you limp dick son of a bitch. Looks like you have to take back this stupid fucking statement:
“Marijuana is dangerous and has no medicinal benefit,” Kerlikowske said in downtown Fresno while discussing Operation SOS — Save Our Sierra — a multiagency effort to eradicate marijuana in eastern Fresno County.
I’m sorry. That was uncalled for. I didn’t mean to call you a son of a bitch and tell you to blow me. I was just excited about this news because I think marijuana should be legal. Can we put this ugly incident behind us? Good.
Now, let’s get down to business. Since this study proves that marijuana isn’t that harmful, when can we expect it to be legalized? I mean, if you legalize and tax marijuana it would help create jobs and stimulate the economy.
“Legalization is not in the president’s vocabulary, and it’s not in mine,” he said.
Oh goddammit. This fucking country is ass backwards. For fuck’s sake, we throw people in jail for smoking a goddamn plant, but do nothing to the people who illegally started two wars, tortured thousands of innocent civilians, gave no-bid contracts to their buddies, illegally wiretapped the country, developed secret assassination squads, spend trillions of dollars on the military, and funded death squads.
And that’s just from the Bush II administration. I won’t even get into all the illegal bullshit that happened during the Clinton administration, the Bush I administration, the Reagan administration, and the Nixon administration.
But Americans don’t give a shit. They don’t call out their politicians’ bullshit. They take everything at face value. They never question a goddamn thing. They just sit on their fat asses watching some fat asshole find the girl of his dreams.
You know, it’s true what George Carlin said: “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.”
9 Responses to “Hey Gil Kerlikowske
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Tags: Fuck Gil Kerlikowske, Fuck the War on Drugs, I can't believe there's a fucking fat bachelor show, MarijuanaComments (9)
stunatra says:
Man, you had me on the floor with this post. Hilarious.
ZIRGAR says:
Think of what it will do for the snack food industry alone when all of those stoners get their hands on all of those doritos, twinkies, cupcakes and the lot! It can only HELP the overall economy!
Jeff Tompkins says:
The mention of reality TV and pot brings to mind the idea of a reality show about pot. Why not? They have one for everything else.
Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – Thanks.
@Zirgar – If marijuana becomes legal I’m putting all my money in Frito-Lay.
@Jeff Tompkins – Seems like a cool idea, but networks won’t do it unless fat people are involved.
TimGsuks says:
We should outlaw hair gel for old men, not only is it dangerous cause it can catch on fire and spread pollutants into our atmosphere, it ALSO has no medical benefit.
While we’re at it, lets just pass that healthcare reform so we can kill off ALL the old men. Oh wait, the ones with money will be able to afford normal doctors and they won’t use this shit that congress is trying to force feed us so they can grow bigger government of the useless liberal kind…
Assholes…
businessclix says:
fuck him i hope he gets glaucoma and cancer, and then starts smokin pot and gets fuckin jumped by the police, the shit beat out of him, tasered, and arrested
Phuck Politics says:
Businessclix – Fuck glaucoma, I hope the old twat gets AIDS and anal cancer.
TimGsuks says:
I bet that’s his masturbation face in the photo. Total disappointment…
Phuck Politics says:
@TimGsuks – Hahah, he’s sad because he can’t get it up.