Tue 4 Aug, 2009
You’re also a vocal proponent of medical marijuana. Why?
I have been speaking out about it for a long time. I’m a member of the board of advisors of a medical marijuana group. To me, it’s not nearly as toxic for our bodies as tobacco or alcohol. It should be legalized. As far as we know, it doesn’t cause lung cancer, it doesn’t cause people to go out and drive drunk and commit crimes. If it helps reduce the nausea and vomiting and reduce leg cramps, make patients feel better, what’s wrong with that? We should make it available to people who need it. I feel if people want marijuana, they could get a prescription. Then we can tax it and know who is getting it. I don’t think it is a drug that is doing harm to this country. By arresting people, putting them in jail for crimes related to marijuana, we’re spending millions on drug enforcement and it causes more problems. Young people are convicted of a crime, they can’t get money to go to school, we have over 2 million prisoners a years and many related to drug use—it is a vicious cycle and one we created.
Now, I know your thinking who the fuck is Dr. Joycelyn Elders and why should I give a fuck about her being your hero?
Dr. Joycelyn Elders was the first African-American woman appointed to surgeon general in 1993. And she has been the only surgeon general who has said that marijuana should be legal because it is safer than alcohol and tobacco. (Plus she’s the only woman who can pull off that hair style with those glasses.)
But what catapulted her from “cool black woman” surgeon general to “I’m going to let this woman have my baby” surgeon general is how she got fired. She got yanked out of office for telling people that teenagers should masturbate instead of having unprotected sex.
Let me say that again: Dr. Joycelyn Elders, the first African-American woman surgeon general, told teenagers they should masturbate instead of having unprotected sex.
How fucking badass is that?
Note to any government employee who reads this blog: you will automatically become my new hero if you publicly state that you’re an advocate of masturbation.
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Tags: Dr. Joycelyn Elders, Legal Marijuana, Pro-Masturbation, War on DrugsComments (14)
TimGsuks says:
And She’s spot on. 100% of us masturbate and yet they’d throw out the person who said it’s better than unprotected sex.
BUT… if you have unprotected sex you can have babies to abort – and we all know democrats LOVE killing off babies, they fucking LOVE IT, they’re so PASSIONATE about the RIGHT TO KILL BABIES! So yep, fire the bitch!
Liberals… fucking worthless pricks.
Phuck Politics says:
@TimGsuks – Wait, are you IMPLYING that Dr. Joycelyn Elders got fired because DEMOCRATS wanted teenagers to get PREGNANT and have ABORTIONS?
ZIRGAR says:
She got fired because the GOP and the Christian right went beserk that she would even entertain the idea of spilling one’s seed on the tent floor instead of using it to create unwanted babies that they will fight to bring to term but ignore once out of the womb. See?
mikeb302000 says:
FP, Thanks for a great post. She certainly is a great woman.
As long as we’re going to legalize the stuff, we definitely have to let all those poor bastards doing time for possession out of prison.
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – George Carlin said it best: “Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”
@Mikeb – I agree. They should legalize it, tax it, regulate it, and let all the people who were arrest for possession out of jail.
Of course none of this stuff will happen because it makes too much goddamn sense.
TimGsuks says:
1. Abortion is an abomination no matter how you cut it, it has nothing to do with religion, politics, or cute sayings. Anything short of the morning after pill is murdering babies – period.
2. Marijuana should be in the very least decriminalized.
3. Liberals are fucking useless.
Phuck Politics says:
@TimGsuks – Abortion is an abomination no matter how you cut it
Nice choice of words.
Happy Fapper says:
Fap!Fap!Fap!
I’m now in my late 20s and have been taking Dr. Elders sound advice since I was 15 and haven’t gone blind yet. Fucking Bible thumping conservative pricks.
Phuck Politics says:
@Happy Fapper – I’ve been fapping sense I discovered my penis. Hell, I’m fapping right now as I type this. So fuck those no-fapping Bible thumping conservative cunts.
rory says:
My 79 year old aunty recently told me she is still fapping,and STILL making too much noise.Bless her.
Phuck Politics says:
@Rory – How the hell did that conversation come about?
TimGsuks says:
Haha after rereading it Phuck, I have to agree…
rory says:
She was expressing an interest in going on a holiday.I suggested she ask a particular friend from her church to go with her,for the company and to have a twin-share room,thereby cutting costs…..”Oh no,that would never do.All my masturbating would keep her awake,because I do make quite a bit of noise” ….fucking shit,try acting oh so frigging calm after that piece of information. I think I just gave a lame half smile,and then gently steered the conversation to the safer topic of a recent storm.Pissed my pants when I got home though.
businessclix says:
hell yea i always thought this, even mutual masturbation between the 2,
then you dont have to worry about getting her pregnant, and you BOTH get off!
but once again, this makes perfect goddamn sense, so this could never be accepted by society, because common sense is an enemy of our great religious leaders