Tue 11 Aug, 2009
But I can’t understand you with all those Blackwater soldiers’ balls in your mouth.
The declarations describe Blackwater as “having young girls provide oral sex to Enterprise members in the ‘Blackwater Man Camp’ in exchange for one American dollar.” They add even though Prince frequently visited this camp, he “failed to stop the ongoing use of prostitutes, including child prostitutes, by his men.”
So Erik Prince let Blackwater soldiers’ shove their balls into little girls’ mouths for one American dollar. Big deal. Catholic priests did the same thing to little boys, yet I don’t see any outrage from the Obama administration. So can’t we just brush this thing under the Constitution? Because I don’t want the wrath of God brought upon America if the Obama administration terminates Blackwater’s contracts.
I know, I’ll pray for Erik Prince, his company, and America.
Dear All-Powerful God,
Please continue to grant Blackwater billions of dollars in taxpayers’ money in order to protect this great nation from blood thirsty Muslim terrorist. Please don’t let that evil cock sucking Obama use his Kenyan voodoo magic to trick Congress into terminating those contracts.
And Gentle Heavenly Father, please strike down those corrupt ex-Blackwater employees who lied about Erik Prince killing whistle blowers and smuggling illegal weapons into a war zone. Your prophet does not need his glorious name dragged through the mud while he is protecting this beautiful country You gave us.
In Your Name I pray…Amen.
Alright, I feel good about that prayer. I feel like God is going to do everything I asked. All I have to do now is sit back and wait for His holy light to shine on Blackwater and….wait..what’s that Lord? Really? Praise Your Name!!!
Just days before two former Blackwater employees alleged in sworn statements filed in federal court that the company’s owner, Erik Prince, “views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe,” the Obama administration extended a contract with Blackwater for more than $20 million for “security services” in Iraq, according to federal contract data obtained by The Nation. The State Department contract is scheduled to run through September 3.
See, God always answers the prayers of those who pray for the rich and politically connected.
And this goes to show you that God doesn’t want America to have universal health care. Because if He did He would force the Obama administration to terminate those contracts and pull out of the Middle East…which isn’t going to happen. Because if there’s one thing God hates more than Muslims it’s helping poor people get health care.
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Tags: Blackwater, Child Prostitution, Erik Prince, Erik Prince is Catholic, I'm sure the Pope approves this, ReligionComments (4)
ZIRGAR says:
Man, see? You’re prayor got ansered so yoo have to no theirs a god!
mikeb302000 says:
I think the prostitute thing is the least of their crimes. It’s shabby, but I don’t think they’re talking about 6-year-olds when they say “underage.”
If the allegations are true, these guys are cold-blooded murderers, their company is taking big money from the government and like we so often see with these types, they wrap it all up in the flag and the bible. For me those are serious crimes, both legal and moral.
Elizabeth says:
Oh dear lord… As if Black…, I mean Xe as they call themselves now, was not depraved enough.
I’m not surprised. But disgusted more than usual, yes.
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – Yeah, but that god doesn’t like me because I’m not rich or powerful. So fuck Him/Her.
@Mikeb – I don’t know man. Child prostitution is a pretty serious crime. Especially for a so called Christian.
@Elizabeth – Yeah, you’re right. It’s not surprising. I mean, Erik Prince is a hardcore Catholic, and we know how Catholics treat little kids…