Wed 12 Aug, 2009
Then let the Liberty Counsel, that wonderful far-right religious group that’s part of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, do it for you.
Sec. 59B, Pg. 170, Line 1 – Any NONRESIDENT alien is exempt from individual taxes. (Americans will pay for their health care.)
Sec. 1177, Pg. 354 – Government will RESTRICT enrollment of special needs people! “Extension of Authority of Special Needs Plans to Restrict Enrollment.”
Sec. 1233, Pg. 425, Lines 4-12 – Government mandates Advance (Death) Care Planning consultation. Think Senior Citizens and end of life. END-OF-LIFE COUNSELING. SOME IN THE ADMINISTRATION HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED RATIONING HEALTH CARE FOR THE ELDERLY.
Sec. 2511, Pg. 992 – Government will establish school-based “health” clinics. Your children will be indoctrinated and your grandchildren may be aborted!
It amazes me that somewhere deep in the bowels of Liberty University, a Jesus-loving, poor-people hating white guy is reading one of the seven hundred health care bills and shouts, “Holy Magical Jesus! Frank, the government is going to establish school-based health clinics that will brainwash our children into having premarital sex in order to have abortions.
“Quick, get on the phone with all the health insurance companies and have them wire us millions of dollars while I write a list of talking points. Then we will e-mail these talking points to every white man and woman over the age of 43 and use the millions of dollars from the health insurance companies to run scary ads during their favorite TV shows.
“Of course these talking points and ads will scare them. We need these people to be scared. Universal health care isn’t something Jesus would approve. He hated helping the poor. Why do you think he threw all those people out of the temple? Exactly, he did it because they were trying to help the poor. And that’s why we need to kill Obama’s health care bill. Because if we don’t Jesus will throw us out of America.”
It must be nice not having to think for yourself….
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Elizabeth says:
Ha ha ha!! This is hilarious! “Your children will be indoctrinated…” Yeah, look who’s talking?
Un-freakin’-believable. And their motto? “Restoring the culture one case at a time…”
The culture of scare-mongering idiocy. (Hm. Does it still qualify as “culture” then?)
BTW, Jesus was a staunch capitalist, only he did not know it. (I thought I should point it out.) So it’s up to us now to properly interpret his words and deeds. And the Liberty Counsel does an excellent job of it, mind you. We should listen and learn.
And then laugh our asses off.
t says:
It must be nice not having to think for yourself….
If only Obama could simply withhold their Medicare payments. Wait and see how long it takes those crusty old bumpkins to change their tune about government-subsidized health care.
This is definitely my favorite:
Sec. 2511, Pg. 992 – Government will establish school-based “health” clinics. Your children will be indoctrinated and your grandchildren may be aborted!
Scare quotes around the word health? Ha ha ha!
Obama’s Bolshevik/Nazist Stimulus Bill provided government funding for constructing “highways” and “bridges” that have fallen into “disrepair.” French foreigner Alexis de Tocqueville wrote two books about “democracy” in America. James Madison, an unrepentant friend of the atheistic, negro-loving sexual deviant Thomas Jefferson, wrote and oversaw the passage of the Bill of “Rights,” which protects the freedom of “speech.”
ZIRGAR says:
I was going to say something realy bold and very profound, but…ah, fuck it. Shit, man!
businessclix says:
i pretty much equally hate both parties, as they are both the same anyways, its just all theatrics on T.V. ….. but damn
every one of those goddamn republicans are the ones that need to be euthanized! they are all SEVERELY MENTALLY ILL
Phuck Politics says:
@Elizabeth – BTW, Jesus was a staunch capitalist, only he did not know it.
Oh hell yeah. He hates it when government gets involved with health care, school, housing, food, clothing, clean water, and Wall Street.
Why do you think Wall Street almost collapsed? Jesus was sending a message to Washington: “This is what happens when you regulate my people. Now the entire world is going to feel my wrath, unless you give them billions of taxpayers’ dollars and let them use that money for bonuses.”
Thanks heavens Obama got the message, because we would have been fucked if he hadn’t.
@t – I would love if Obama ended Medicare, because I know some people who are on it yet they bitch about government run health care. It blows my mind when they say shit like that.
@Zirgar – Fuck. You got my goddamn hopes up. Thanks a lot asshole.
@Businessclix – I love watching this shit on TV because it let’s me know that there are ignorant rednecks all over the country, and I find that comforting. Because for the longest time I thought ignorant rednecks only lived in the South.
rory says:
School based “health” clinics could be something as benign as dietary advice,and one would think that lazy dumb assed parents would approve of that.They would rather their obese kids wallow in fat and sugar laden “fast food”.Sure,why should you mind if your kid has his first heart attack,or gets diabetes at a ridiculous early age.Jeeeeezus will fix a minor problem like that,surely,even if he is up against the burger kings of this world.
businessclix says:
@ phuck
i agree with you there, there is at least some enjoyment out of watchin all these dumb assholes on TV get upset and moan, bitch, fight, cry like little girls, etc… LOL!
and ya i really love the fact it is exposing so much of “ignorant redneck” america
P.S. kudos to those few redneck countryfolk that are actually cool, educated, and not still stuck in the wild wild west era of america
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i have to state that, since i have met a few that aren’t your typical redneck
but yea, 90% of countryfolk it seems still have the ignorant redneck agenda in their heads