Thu 27 Aug, 2009
God-fucking-dammit. Is this really the shit that’s keeping us from getting health care? Obama’s after our cocks? Really? Is this why Republican Senator Mike Enzi said, “It’s not where I get them to compromise, it’s what I get them to leave out. If I hadn’t been involved in this process as long as I have and to the depth as I have, you would already have national health care”? Is this why I have to go to Wal-mart to buy over the counter cold & flu medicine instead of seeing a doctor ?
This is un-fucking-believable. I can’t wrap my head around how people can listen to this guy. I mean, do they honestly think the President of the United States wants to reform health care just so he can force every man to cut his dick off?
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Tags: Barak Obama, Health care, Rush Limbaugh, Why won't Rush Limbaugh dieComments (6)
ZIRGAR says:
And you thought my recent post on Limbaugh was a parody, didn’t ya? HA! Joke’s on you! He’s obsessed with cocks, I tell ya.
mikeb302000 says:
He’s sometimes pictured with one of those big cigars in his mouth, isn’t he?
Blanca DeBree says:
Actually, Rush is on balls every weekend. They are usually Costa Rican pre-pubescent balls, but they are balls nonetheless.
Interestingly, over at Free Republic, they were debating if Obama was circumcised, because that would be proof positive if he weren’t that he was not born in Hawaii, since it is customary for American boys to be circumcised.
I know all of us on the Right have an oral fixation, but usually we hide it by talking about cigars and not talking cock 24-7. It is getting a little embarrassing to be a Republican these days.
And downright horny.
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – Wait, your post wasn’t real? Goddammit.
@Mikeb – Yep, he has to have a large brown object in his mouth at all times.
@Blanca DeBree – For people who hate cock and balls, Republicans sure love talking about them.
Elizabeth says:
My dear PP, I think you/we are missing the real scoop of this story — and it is a massive (no pun) revelation indeed — that Rush has a penis.
I, for one, am astounded — though still remain skeptical. Will not really believe it until I see a proof (which, please Gods, be never).
Phuck Politics says:
@Elizabeth – Thanks for the image of Rush Limbaugh’s cock and balls.