I’m as hard as a fucking rock right now. Why? Because Alan Grayson is the fucking man. What other Congressman talks shit to TV pundits? No-fucking-body but Alan Grayson.

And he knows he’s the man. Look at the way he smiles while he makes that cunt in the red shirt look stupid. Look at the twinkle in his eye as he cock slaps that white Republican strategist in the face. He knows he’s the man, and so does that black guy.

Don’t believe me? Re-watch the video and pay attention to the black guy. Notice how he barely speaks? It’s because he is amazed at someone finally having the balls to tell these corporate whores to shut their goddamn cock catchers.

So the next time someone around you starts complaining about how Congress is full of whiny cunts, show them this video of Alan Grayson and tell them to shut the fuck up.

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Great, now the retards are going to believe universal health care causes terrorism.

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Actually the site turned one on September 10th, but I was so busy trying not to forget 9/11 that I forgot the site’s birthday. So I’m a little embarrassed about that, but oh well.

Anyways, I just want to say thanks to all the people that visit the site, and I appreciate you taking time out of your day to read the random shit I write.

And yes, that last sentence rhymed.

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No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’t be done.

But do you want to know the thing I love the most about Glenn Beck? I love how he doesn’t use facts or logic or reasoning to back up his statements. He just shouts “Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America while raping your daughter” and smiles. How fucking awesome is that?

Shit, I wish I could do that. I wish I could say scream “My boss hates Jews because he’s a secret Nazi” without having to use facts or logic to back up my statements. But I’m not as badass as Glenn Beck. I couldn’t get away with calling a woman live on the air and mocking her miscarriage. I couldn’t get away with screaming at a caller. And I sure as hell couldn’t get away with calling John Rockefeller a communist because of some paintings.

But that’s why I love Glenn Beck.

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Is he wearing a hair piece?

If I had to guess I would say Zirgar hates racism. [Zirgar's]

So when is the government bringing back the draft? [Hullabaloo]

So that’s what the Patriot Act was for. [Huffington Post]

First the liberal media used “gotcha” questions on Sarah Palin, and now they using them on Glenn Beck. [You Tube]

How does David Brooks still have a job? [Glenn Greenwald]

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This clip reminds me of a George Carlin quote:

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.

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Congress has read  my list and has decided to do something about it.

Going after ACORN may be like shooting fish in a barrel lately — but jumpy lawmakers used a bazooka to do it last week and may have blown up some of their longtime allies in the process.

The congressional legislation intended to defund ACORN, passed with broad bipartisan support, is written so broadly that it applies to “any organization” that has been charged with breaking federal or state election laws, lobbying disclosure laws, campaign finance laws or filing fraudulent paperwork with any federal or state agency. It also applies to any of the employees, contractors or other folks affiliated with a group charged with any of those things.

In other words, the bill could plausibly defund the entire military-industrial complex. Whoops.

After Congress defunds ACORN for indulging two rich whites kids, they’re going to go after Lockheed Martin and Northrop Gumman for fraud; Blackwater for weapon smuggling, child prostitution, and murder; Halliburton and KBR for murder, fraud, human trafficking, and prostitution; Dyncorp for sex slavery; and Triple Canopy for fraud and murder.

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