Tue 22 Sep, 2009
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Tired of the government bailing out banks? Get ready for this: officials may soon ask banks to bail out the government.
Senior regulators say they are seriously considering a plan to have the nation’s healthy banks lend billions of dollars to rescue the insurance fund that protects bank depositors. That would enable the fund, which is rapidly running out of money because of a wave of bank failures, to continue to rescue the sickest banks.
So our government bails out Wall Street, then asks Wall Street to bail them out?
Goddammit.
I know I should go on some sort of rant about how fucking insane this is and how the American people should be bitching about this and not about ACORN, but I don’t have it in me.
So instead I’m going to drink a handle of Jack Daniels, drive my scooter to the nearest Bank of American and sling feces at every cocksucker that walks in and/or out.
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Tags: Bail Out, FDIC, Fuck Wall Street, I hope a catch someone in the face with my pooComments (5)
Blanca DeBree says:
Isn’t the FDIC financed by premiums paid by banks? I’m just saying. Oh, wait, that sounds like Glenn Beck. Let me rephrase that. Obama is a racist secret Muslim, socialist, communist, Nazi, baby killer, illegal alien. Yeah, that’s much better.
Phuck Politics says:
@Blanca – Sweet Jesus, you scared the shit out of me. I thought we were about to have an adult conversation.
ZIRGAR says:
Ha ha ha ha, that’s awesome. They pumped so much jizz into Wall Street that DC ran dry so now it’s impotent and needs a cum transfusion of its own. I don’t know why I used sexual language…something about getting fucked over a lot by politicians, I think. Or maybe I’m just a degenerate.
Blanca DeBree says:
@Phuck — No need to worry, I don’t do adult conversations. That is so socialist. I am a Republican. I let my friends in the Democrat party do that adult stick.
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I’d say you are a degenerate, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
@Blanca – Thank science, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if you started doing adult conversations.