Mon 28 Sep, 2009
No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’t be done.
But do you want to know the thing I love the most about Glenn Beck? I love how he doesn’t use facts or logic or reasoning to back up his statements. He just shouts “Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America while raping your daughter” and smiles. How fucking awesome is that?
Shit, I wish I could do that. I wish I could say scream “My boss hates Jews because he’s a secret Nazi” without having to use facts or logic to back up my statements. But I’m not as badass as Glenn Beck. I couldn’t get away with calling a woman live on the air and mocking her miscarriage. I couldn’t get away with screaming at a caller. And I sure as hell couldn’t get away with calling John Rockefeller a communist because of some paintings.
But that’s why I love Glenn Beck.
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Tags: Fox News, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is every homeless man's dream, Katie CouricComments (3)
ZIRGAR says:
Glenn Beck will always be allowed to get away with this horseshit because there is a sizable enough segment of this country that thinks just like he does about things. Sadly, as a result, we will be forced to deal with his crap for a long time yet.
cft says:
Ha! Great post.
Watching this video, it just occurred to me that if Glenn Beck weren’t a celebrity racist for a living, he would definitely be either a gym teacher or a pedophile priest. You know this dude’s got some deep dark secrets he’s hiding in his basement.
Just look at that pasty, doughy melon of his. Those beady eyes and the disturbing flapping motion of his double chin, onto which I’m sure he sprays traces of spittle whenever he opens that sorry cracker mouth of his.
Not to mention that the man has no neck. I mean, if I were as fat as this neck-less slob, and if I knew that my job required me to appear on television five days a week or whatever it is, I would at least muster the self-respect to cut down on my cheeseburger intake to the extent that my neck would reappear from beneath its five layers of nasty fat.
But that’s just me.
I just realized who he reminds me of: remember Boss Hog from the Dukes of Hazard??
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – Glenn Beck is Rush Limbaugh 2.0.
@cft – Glenn Beck reminds me of a creepier Michael Scott.